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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: trulyfantasticme on June 18, 2011, 11:38:57 PM

Title: Pterano
Post by: trulyfantasticme on June 18, 2011, 11:38:57 PM

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm7umoyIXt1qf53g6o1_500.jpg)

Garsh...he's-

FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!!!! :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol

I still can't get over that joke... :lol  :lol

Title: Pterano
Post by: vonboy on June 19, 2011, 03:19:12 AM

EEEExcelent...And they don't even suspect a thing yet!

Title: Pterano
Post by: Allicloud on June 19, 2011, 04:06:24 AM

Pterano's Severus Snape impression was always entertaining at parties.

Title: Pterano
Post by: kjeldo on June 19, 2011, 05:18:31 AM

pterano: giggity!

Title: Pterano
Post by: Petrie85 on June 19, 2011, 04:33:08 PM

Pterano: I love being evil it's so much fun.

Title: Pterano
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on June 19, 2011, 11:28:16 PM

Since the closure of the LBT office, Pterano has found a position as the posterflyer for dentures.  Toothless flyers, eat your hearts out :DD!

Title: Pterano
Post by: LBTFan13 on June 20, 2011, 01:02:50 AM

Littlefoot: Petrie, what's that thing crawling on your Uncle's beak?

Petrie: Me no know. It look like creepy crawly.

Title: Pterano
Post by: Pangaea on June 20, 2011, 01:07:49 AM

Pterano (looking in mirror): “Look at these teeth… Why the heck do I have teeth? I'm a Pteranodon; my name means ëwinged without teeth’, for crying out loud!” :huh:

Title: Pterano
Post by: PanickyPetrie14 on June 20, 2011, 01:43:52 AM

Pterano: ooohhh my teeth is sparkling white  ;)  remember kids to brush your teeth!

 :lol

Title: Pterano
Post by: vonboy on June 20, 2011, 08:49:35 AM

Quote from: Pangaea,Jun 20 2011 on  12:07 AM

Pterano (looking in mirror): “Look at these teeth… Why the heck do I have teeth? I'm a Pteranodon; my name means ëwinged without teeth’, for crying out loud!” :huh:

Professor: "That's because your NOT a Pteranodon!

Pterano: :blink:


...


(http://www.newlaunches.com/entry_images/0507/22/nuclear_explosion_atlas_2.jpg)

Title: Pterano
Post by: trulyfantasticme on June 20, 2011, 05:13:42 PM

Holy cow! This has to be the most popular Pterano caption I submitted! :blink:  :lol

Pterano: *notices Shifu staring at him wierd* Whatcha lookin at, red panda? It's a FRIGGIN TALKIN SHARPTOOTH HERE!!!

 :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol

Title: Pterano
Post by: Im little green glyder :J on June 21, 2011, 05:04:03 AM

Colgate whitens my Teeth :smile

Title: Pterano
Post by: Pangaea on June 21, 2011, 09:39:45 AM

Director: "Pterano, what are you doing?"

Pterano: "I'm practicing my face for when I perform my evil laugh!"

Director: (sighs) "Pterano, read your script. You don't have any scenes in this movie where you do an evil laugh!"

Pterano: :(

Title: Pterano
Post by: Ptyra on June 21, 2011, 01:52:43 PM

And here, we have Pterano rehearsing his more evil song sequence.
Pterano: Disney villains, eat your hearts out.

Title: Pterano
Post by: trulyfantasticme on July 27, 2011, 05:33:27 AM

Pterano: Thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice. (salutes)

Littlefoot: :blink: Who the heck is Herc?

Directer: CUT!!!!

Tory: (seeing this) Pterano! I didn't introduce you to Disney movies so you could imitate Meg from Hercules!

I've been watching too much Hercules... :lol

Title: Pterano
Post by: Chomper4 on August 01, 2011, 12:31:31 AM

I think this needs a little feedback

Title: Pterano
Post by: Petrie85 on August 01, 2011, 08:04:05 AM

Hmm let's see what other kind of evil deeds I can do.

Title: Pterano
Post by: vonboy on August 01, 2011, 08:09:43 AM

Pterano: "Heheh, how deceitful. This whole Stone of Cold-Fire goosechase is just a cover up, so no one will suspect that I'm actually after... THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE!"

Title: Pterano
Post by: Petrie85 on August 01, 2011, 09:19:45 AM

This can be a great day to take over the world.

Title: Pterano
Post by: Ptyra on August 01, 2011, 04:19:34 PM

"I can teach you to brew glory, bottle fame, and even put a stopper in death."

Title: Pterano
Post by: trulyfantasticme on August 03, 2011, 05:35:26 PM

Quote from: vonboy,Aug 1 2011 on  07:09 AM

Pterano: "Heheh, how deceitful. This whole Stone of Cold-Fire goosechase is just a cover up, so no one will suspect that I'm actually after... THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE!"

I thought he was after the HOLY GRAIL!!!!

 :lol  :lol  :lol

Title: Pterano
Post by: Petrie85 on August 03, 2011, 05:52:09 PM

I'm gonna take over the world.

Title: Pterano
Post by: LBTLover1 on October 09, 2011, 02:02:30 PM

Which way does my head point?

Title: Pterano
Post by: guidolover on November 04, 2011, 02:00:46 PM

guido:petrie.....whats wrong with that guy.......

petrie:uncle just saw a girl flyer .

guido:ok..........
 :blink:  :blink:

Title: Re: Pterano
Post by: StardustSoldier on September 02, 2019, 03:05:57 AM

"I'm so evil-looking! Nobody in their right mind would suspect me of being a good guy."