Has Bluth ever given his feelings on the LBT sequels? I've just often wondered about that. Does he like the sequels? Does he hate them? Does he even care?

So next month I'm going to finally be taking my written driver's test and I've been wondering: just how hard is the test? Is there anything I'll really need to study? Are the tests different depending on which state you live in? And just how many questions are on the test? Oh yeah, and how many points do you need to pass the written test(I know with the actual driving portion, you need like, 30 or something)?

So the new Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged came out earlier today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cky5SQCeVJc

As the title states, there's a Land Before Time reference in this episode. The reference is at about 2:25 for anyone who's interested.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHkPJ1ACLrg&feature=related

Gah! I thought we were finally done with these two idiots! But nope. Failberg and Seltzerbottle are back with their latest crapfest, Vampires Suck. Well vampires aren't the only ones that suck. These two fools couldn't direct traffic let alone a movie! Their "movies" are the same garbage over and over: Steal plot from popular movie (Epic Movie: Charlie & the Chocolate Factory/Chronicles of Narnia, Disaster Movie: Cloverfield, Meet the Spartans: 300), make inane, unnecessary pop culture references that have nothing to do with the film, make references to movies that have nothing to do with the genre/film you're supposed to be parodying, ???, PROFIT!!!

I would rather watch all the Twilight movies back to back than watch these pathetic attempts at comedy.  I don't understand how they keep getting work. Who would actually want one of these movies? What person says to themselves "Gee, I wonder when Friedberg and Seltzer are going to do another movie?" Who?! Who wants these movies?! Who finds a cow falling on Iron Man or the Hulk splitting his pants funny?! How is Edward Cullen, oh sorry, Edward Sullen shooting Alice from Alice in Wonderland clever or hysterical? Or what about the random Jersey Shore cameo? What's the point to that?

I dislike Twilight as much as the next person but I despise these movies. Epic Movie got about three sort of chuckles from me but other than that, it was a piece of crap. I never laughed once at Meet the Spartans. Never bothered with their other "films".

I wish these guys would stop making movies. They're clearly not good at it. I mean they Uwe Boll look like Alfred Hitchcock!

We all have our favorite video games. We all have games that we enjoy playing just a little bit more than others. And while these games may be super awesome, they're not perfect. There are bound to be things in our favorite games that annoy us.

BULLY

. One thing that annoys me is how easy most of the missions are. I've almost beaten the game(currently on the last chapter) and I've only struggled with maybe three missions. It's nice not having to struggle and get stressed out doing a mission but still I'd like some form of a challenge. Even the so called "hardest mission" in this game was pretty easy.

. Whenever you're on the turf of an opposing clique, they'll attack you even if you haven't done anything to them. Yesterday as I was playing Bully, I was trying to run an errand for someone and three Townies kept attacking me for no reason. Thanks to them I was knocked out and failed the errand. I tried to do the errand like three more times and kept getting knocked out. Eventually this made me so mad that I chucked my controller across the room, which also knocked my PS2 off my dresser. So now my PS2 is probably broke    Thanks Townies, thanks a bunch.


GTA SAN ANDREAS

. When you pass by an army base, you obtain an instant five star wanted level. The hell? I haven't walked into the base, I'm just walking pass it and soon enough, you have army guys trying to turn you into swiss cheese. Had the same thing happen to me in Vice City.


SUPER MARIO 64 DS

. Rainbow Ride. Just...Rainbow Ride. In the original Mario 64, I didn't have too difficult a time with this level. But in Mario DS, this level was a nightmare. Most of the time, when I died it was thanks to the stupid Dpad. Even the touch screen wasn't too effective. Eventually I just gave up after having obtained only one star from this level.

MARIO KART 64

. The A.I cheats. Get too far ahead of them, and five seconds later, you'll see one right behind you even if you were more than half the course ahead of them.

. There's nothing to unlock.

So here's the thing: I have crooked teeth. I've had crooked teeth pretty much ever since I lost all my baby teeth. Just recently my parents have decided to get me fitted with braces sometime this year(currently I'm not on the dental plan apparently). However, for me to get braces, I'm going to have to have some teeth pulled. I've had my baby teeth pulled before but never any adult teeth. What I'm wondering is if having adult teeth pulled is worse than having a baby tooth pulled. If so, just how painful is it? 'Cause right now I'm not too sold on being awake while my teeth are pulled.

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/community/blog/20951

I actually liked this guy's Sleeping with Hinako review. The premise sounded so ridiculous  that it was actually mind blowing. However this review really pissed me off. Not because he didn't like the movie but because of his totally arrogant yet ignorant attitude towards it. I also find it rather interesting that according to him, LBT 2 copied a facial expression from Bleach. Yeah, despite the fact that Bleach came out 10 years after this movie! Yeah, OK...

Also why would he complain about the series' terminology? Oh, the T-Rex is called Sharptooth, Oh, Cera's called a "thweehown". Who cares? Personally I think it adds creativity to the series. Sure they're not the most ingenious names ever but then again I doubt they were aiming to be.

I will agree with him on the Sinking Sand though. They really could have come up with a better name for it. Unless they had the characters sinking into quicksand they should have just called it something like The Black Lake(I think he even suggested that as a name).

Seriously this is why I wished the Nostalgia Critic would have reviewed one of these movies instead. Because instead of an actually insightful and even funny review, we get a review by a guy who has no idea what he's talking about.

C'mon, we all have 'em. What video game character, or characters do you just despise or makes you angry?

I have quite a list. In no exact order.

Emil Castagnier from ToS: Dawn of the New World. To be honest, I can't stand most of the new Symphonia characters(Richter's  okay even though he is a Kratos ripoff) but Emil takes the cake. He's whiny, obnoxious, and is simply the worst hero in any video game, RPG or otherwise. I mean this idiot actually had the nerve to ask the main heroine to turn herself in to the group that was trying to kill her. And when he's not whining about how weak he is, he's going on about how Lloyd Irving(who is a much better and more likeable protagonist than Emil could ever dream to be) is the scum of the earth for killing his parents. I can understand being angry at a guy who murdered your family but midway through the game, he runs into a little kid who looks up to Lloyd and calls the kid an idiot just for liking Lloyd. Nice, dude. Calling a kid half your age an idiot? Really low. That's just really low.

Catalina from GTA 3 and San Andreas. I get that Rockstar intended for her to be unlikeable but she goes beyond simply being unlikeable and is completely detestable. She has a horrible personality, an irritating voice, and sadly enough, killing her on the missions that you have with her is actually more rewarding than finishing said missions. Only problem is that then you have to do it all over again. I felt really bad for CJ for having to put up with this witch's crap.

The Owl from Ocarina of Time. What is the owl's purpose? Seriously. Why was it following Link? How did it know Link? Why could it talk? What happened to it during the seven years Link was asleep? I know Nintendo often doesn't explain much in their games but this needed explaining. If you're going to have an owl follow around a little elf boy then explain its purpose! I also hated having to scroll through its neverending text wall just to get it to shut up. And for the record, in my eyes, Navi is a saint compared to the owl.



Princess Peach from the Mario series. Peach embodies every female stereotype out there. She can't defend herself, always needs to be saved by a big strong man(who ironically is shorter than her), has an ear piercing voice, and is a huge ditz. I also don't understand why she just doesn't hire better guards. If the Toads couldn't protect her the last 900 times she was kidnapped, what makes her think that they can protect her the 901st time? Zelda may get kidnapped too but at least she can fight.

Big the Cat from the Sonic series. Why was this character in Sonic Adventure? He had no purpose, no affect on the story. His levels were awful(Fishing...in a Sonic game. Just no) and boring, he was dumber than a rock, and hearing constantly say "Froggy? Froggy?" was just painful. Sonic Adventure was an okay game but he was just irritating.

What would you do?

I'd show him in, fix him a hamburger (Or maybe just warm up a burger patty for him )   then ask him for an autograph.  Then I would ask him how he met Ruby and what the deal was with Red Claw. I'd also ask him if he remembered anything from when he was a baby.

I don't know if this would go here or in the OT section but anyway...

Have you got a joke you want to share with everyone? Is it gut bustingly, rib hurtingly hilarious? Is it so corny it's actually funny? Then come tell it at the Laugh-o-Holic!

Here are some I thought up.

Q: What did Obama say to his computer when it said it couldn't display the web page?

A: YES YOU CAN!! YES YOU CAN!!

Here's another.

Q: What did Naruto say when he found out it wasn't butter?

A: I can't believe it!