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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: January 17, 2022, 08:09:12 PM »
Captain Carson and a small retinue of hers walked down the streets of Esbenshire. All around her, she could feel a strange prickling sensation at the back of her neck. She had no idea if that was the result of the magic in the air or if she was picking up the tension. She also noticed a small shack around with of several men and women dressed in robes akin to what Stripetail wore but they all wore a patch depicting a large "M" bisected by a magic wand emitting rays of light. She assumed them to be law enforcement or military but decided against approaching.

Suddenly, an SUV sped close to the building. The window rolled down and she heard someone shout "Reducto!". The subsequent explosion was far enough that she was not harmed but the explosion stunned her slightly. She immediately ordered her crew to leave the area as she began running. Already, she could hear incantations being cast and spells being fired. It was then that a popping noise made her turn around. Two men dressed like those crewing the hut appeared behind her. Beyond the two men, the battle raged and she saw some people who wore no uniforms but were clearly using magic as they had magic wands (even odder was that some of them were using crossbows).

"Sorry about that, but even Muggles who arrive from off-world are not permitted to see magic," one of the men said.

"This is a misunderstanding," Captain Carson began. "I did not intend to see magic. Let me talk to my commanding officer and things will be sorted out."

"Obliviate!"

The last thing Captain Carson saw was bright white flash.

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Next to the decree, a moving portrait of a well-dressed man in a wizard's robe and the classic pointed hat was posted. The decree read "Cornelius Wittham. Wanted for thirty counts of violating the Statute of Secrecy. Deliver all tips to the nearest Auror. You will be rewarded. The Ministry of Magic thanks you for keeping Esbenshire safe for Magicfolk."

Strangely enough, the Spirarian guard next to him only saw a bare lamppost. Likely due to the enchantments that prevented Muggles from seeing such magical items.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: January 16, 2022, 08:02:34 PM »
(Myaardi)

"You are on Myaardi," the knight said. "My name is Kire. I am the defender of this town." He swept his arm around him to encompass all  the surroundings.  At the mention of Chong, he spoke. "I do not know of this 'Chong' you speak of."

"Perhaps we can introduce ourselves in your tower?" Dr. Zanasiu proposed.

Kire nodded. "Very well. I shall meet you there to let the guests of the tower know about your arrival." He then flared out his burning wings and practically rocketed into the sky.

Deimos looked at the tower. "We can probably get there faster if we ride the dune buggies," he said.

"One problem. We don't have any," Dr. Zanasiu replied, looking at the shuttlecraft.

Mr. Bigmouth began to deploy a radio transmitter. "I'll request an unarmed pair from Captain Carson."

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(Pottermore)

"Lord Stripetail," Captain Carson said as she looked around. "I will be taking some of my crew to explore this town but get ready to evacuate. Something tells me that we landed in a very bad location."

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The two Aurors finished jotting down their notes and used a portkey to teleport back to the Ministry of Magic's headquarters.

A distant popping noise indicated that someone had Disapparated. Almost certainly an Auror thanks to the lockdown of civilian floo networks and anti-apparation charms.

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The two Aurors handed the report to Minister Fudge and awaited further orders.

Footsteps and loud protests outside the door indicated that the Aurors were likely dragging off a Pinkstone sympathizer  to be interrogated.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: January 10, 2022, 08:24:45 PM »
(Pottermore)

The group landed in Esbenshire, which was a bucolic country farming town. As it were, they had to land on a local farmer's fields.

Captain Carson stepped out and headed to the farmhouse. She knocked on the door.

"What do you want?" the voice that came out from behind the door was harsh and demanding.

"My apologies, Sir, but we had to land our ships somewhere. We will compensate you for any damage caused to your crops," she said.

"Fine. Just don't let them catch you."

At the mention of "them", an unpleasant sensation arose in Captain Carson's stomach. She made a mental note to investigate it.

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Meanwhile, two Aurors disguised as birdwatchers were watching Stripetail and his retinue.

One of them used an self-writing quill to note down the appearance of the arrivals.

In particular, they took note of Stripetail and Ms. Swimmer.

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(Myaardi)

The ship slowly descended through the atmosphere with the solar knight alongside them. Once they broke through the cloud cover, they were able to see a veritable patchwork of terrain.

Chasms of dark purple rock, plains with cyan grass with yellow and pink trees all marked the landscape in an seemingly random pattern. The more "normal" terrain followed a more sensible distribution. And of course, several floating islands were visible.

And clustered around enormous stone tower set in the middle of a grassy plain, were several small houses that clearly made up a village.

Once the shuttles had landed in the grassy plain, the solar knight landed next to them.

"Greetings, travelers," the knight said, taking off his glowing helm, revealing a young man with sand colored hair. Despite his otherwise Human appearance, there was something distinctly inhuman about him.

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Random Role Play / Re: Adventures In ToonWorld
« on: January 10, 2022, 06:25:56 PM »
Inque had discreetly exited through a backdoor near the bathrooms. As much as she wanted to see her handiwork, the first rule of a saboteur or assassin was to never stay around to watch the fireworks.

As she exited into the dirty alleyway, she ducked behind a dumpster and changed her form. This time, she took the form of an what seemed to be a broken statue of a man in a heroic pose. Said "statue" was lying against the dumpster as if it was too heavy to toss into the dumpster itself.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: December 23, 2021, 12:29:08 AM »
(Pottermore)

Spire of Winter dropped out of hyperspace just around the planet's orbit.

Captain Carson sent a request for the ship to land but she was informed that no spaceport could accomodate such a large vessel. As a result, they would land via the much smaller shuttles.

A preliminary planetary scan showed that the atmosphere was Earth-like and perfectly breathable with no toxins or pathogens. It was more magical than Earth but the levels were not high enough to warrant shielding.

Captain Carson was seated in one of the shuttles as the pilot. She waited for the rest of the group to arrive before she launched and entered the atmosphere.

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(Myaardi)

Myaardi was a verdant world with large islands scattered around a great sea. The shuttle's scanners (which were as advanced as the ones aboard Spire) showed that the atmosphere was safe to breathe and there were no pathogens or toxins. Strangely, there were no radio transmissions at all emanating from the planet. And of course, no satellites or space debris surrounded them.

"Hmm. Perhaps they have not yet reached the stage of spaceflight?" Mr. Bigmouth said as he looked out the virtual viewport.

"Bogey incoming!" the pilot exclaimed.

"I stand corrected."

"It's not a spacecraft?

"What!?" The exclamation by all the passengers was simultaneous.

"Well, what is it?"

The pilot said nothing but shared the video feed with the passengers.

"What the f---!?" Deimos exclaimed.

"Is that...a man?" Dr. Zanasiu asked.

The view screen showed what could only be described as a knight clad in armor that glowed brilliantly like a stellar flare. Even stranger was that the on the knight's back were two enormous wings where the "feathers" roiled and looped like miniature stellar prominences.  In the knight's hand was a glowing spear that appeared to have been forged from a star itself.

"Looks like it," the pilot said in disbelief. "But we're 100 km from the planet!"

The solar knight pointed with his spear to the void of space. And then he pointed to the planet with a finger and then pointed to himself.

"What's he saying?" Deimos asked.

"I think he's asking us to either leave or we can go the planet with him escorting us," Mr. Bigmouth said.

"Well," the pilot replied. "We're heading to the planet per Captain Carson and Lord Stripetail." The pilot used the ship's thrusters to approximate a nod and slowly headed towards Myaardi.

The solar knight nodded and flew alongside the shuttle as it began to enter the planet's atmosphere.

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Random Role Play / Re: Adventures In ToonWorld
« on: December 23, 2021, 12:00:28 AM »
Inque paid for her meal and headed to the bathroom to ostenably wash up. On the way, she passed by the kitchen and overheard something about a "squirrel splice wanting some Delmonico potatoes".

Stripetail, she thought. She headed into the stalls and quickly changed shape. She emerged as a brown haired, tanned woman dressed in the diner's usual uniform. She then entered the kitchen.

"There you are!" the head chef exclaimed. "We've been waiting for someone to get Lord Squirrel his potatoes!"

"Well, we can't keep nobility waiting," Inque said as she picked up the tray containing the luxurious mashed potato dish garnished with grated cheese, buttered breadcrumbs and a decadent beef reduction. As she carried it out, she discreetly spiked it with some Dip provided to her by Gabriel, hoping the strong flavor and deep brown color of beef reduction would hide the distinctively colored and scented toxin.

She carried the dish to Stripetail. "Your potatoes," she said, placing the dish in front of Stripetail.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: December 03, 2021, 11:44:24 PM »
Ms. Swimmer nodded. "Very well, I am prepared for the mission," she said, finishing off her cup of tea.

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Captain Carson nodded. "Yes, but we should not shoot first. The last thing we need is an entire magical planet hostile at us. Now, are there any questions?"

She looked around the room.

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Random Role Play / Re: Adventures In ToonWorld
« on: December 03, 2021, 11:22:00 PM »
"Clear," John said. He sighed and placed his head down on the desk. He was done for and he knew it.

The only sound that could be heard was the slow metronomic sound of the overhead fan whirring.

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The Gotham Diner was one of Neo-Gotham's few remaining buildings from the city's early days and it was the best place to get authentic Gotham cuisine. As a result, it was almost always crowded with many, many guests of all stripes. But now, it was even more crowded withe Laffalympics in town and the fans and athletes wanting a taste of true Gotham cooking.

Inque had blended in perfectly with the crowd. No one gave the slender, attractive black-haired woman any second looks as she was given a booth. She looked around for Stripetail. All she had to do was wait until he went to use the bathroom and then she could strangle him with out of view of everyone.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: November 26, 2021, 10:44:15 PM »
"Lord Stripetail," Ms. Swimmer said. "As you are aware. my magical capabilities are artificial as they are a product of my magical artifacts. The essential water that I've been consuming merely grants me accelerated healing."

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"Very well," Captain Carson said as she projected some data from Briggins about Myaardi on the wall. "According to Briggins, this is a magic rich world with very unusual climate conditions as well as floating islands." She looked at Mr. Bigmouth. "The planet itself is very small and as a result, there are no major settlements with the exception of a large tower town."

"Are the inhabitants hostile?" Deimos asked.

"Well, no. However, they will naturally be distrustful of outsiders as they have been fighting various beings warped by the dark magic emanating from some parts of the biome."

"Is technophobia or anti-nonmagic sentiment an issue?" Dr. Zanasiu asked.

Captain Carson brought up another slide from Briggins's research. "From what Briggins sent me, no. Indeed, there are some technological elements there but magic use seems to be the majority."

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Random Role Play / Re: Adventures In ToonWorld
« on: November 26, 2021, 10:32:10 PM »
The public defender looked at the charges as well as some of the evidence. She shook her head. "John," she said. "The evidence is overwhelming. I don't know if we can fight this."

"How can you prove it was me?" the teen demanded.

The public defender slid a series of pictures showing him leaving the scene of the latest Jokerz caused fire and heading straight to his house. And some additional information on the pictures indicated that it was taken by a "Captain Fairchild". "And that's not all. Security cameras on the nearby shops caught you in the act of arson." She looked at the teen who had a horrified look on his face upon realization that he was facing decades, possibly even centuries in jail over these crimes. "During trial, I think you'd best take the deal."

John nodded but said nothing as he practically stared through everyone.

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Gamers Zone / Re: Rarest games in your collection
« on: October 30, 2021, 09:36:46 PM »
I have the Gamecube disc with all four Legend of Zelda games (only available as a promo from Nintendo; I bought it used) as well as the gold pre-order Wind Waker disc. And a Japanese Pokémon Yellow cartridge bought from Japan during one of my dad's business trips.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: October 19, 2021, 10:30:11 PM »
Captain Carson was in briefing room one. She looked at the clock on the wall.

The projector was on and displaying some information about Myaardi that had been gleaned from Briggins's communications and research.

Mr. Bigmouth was nursing a glass of seltzer as he sat on the table awaiting the others.

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Ms. Swimmer had her usual cup of hot green tea. Her skin glistened with water from a fresh dip in the spa after a quick workout session with the Mawashiians. She waited for the rest of the group to show up.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: October 10, 2021, 02:12:50 AM »
Captain Carson nodded. "Acknowledged, I'll assemble a team to head to Myaardi and have them dispatched to the planet at your command. Captain Carson out."

She then looked over her crew roster and pondered how to handle this. Mr. Bigmouth would have to go to Myaardi since he could not pass as a magic user. From what Briggins had also reported, Pottermore was extremely technophobic and with Mr. Bigmouth's array of high-tech goods, he was least likely to cause problems on Myaardi. Dr. Zanasiu, Zachary and Deimos could round out the rest of the crew. She pressed a button on the communication console.

"Dr. Zanasiu, Deimos, Zachary and Mr. Bigmouth, report to briefing room one! Ms. Swimmer, report to briefing room two!" she ordered. The Human then sent a message to Stripetail. "Ms. Swimmer will be in briefing room two; you can use that room to brief your crew. In the meantime, I will be doing the same for the Myaardi group."

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: October 03, 2021, 05:48:31 PM »
Captain Carson nodded. "With the high magic, I'd recommend the Omnidrate and Ms. Swimmer. I'll send over some shielded personnel as well with environmental probes and a few hoverskiffs." She checked the navigation console. "Looks like Briggins uploaded the coordinates as well. Also, I have overheard the mention of a planet called Pottermore? What is your next destination once Phoenix is fully repaired?"

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: October 02, 2021, 10:08:20 PM »
(Pottermore)

Of course, news of the raid had quickly spread around the wizarding community. The Ministry had chosen to portray Daphne Wittenweld as a dangerous terrorist who was planning a coup against the beloved Minister of Magic Fudge.

Headlines like "Terrorist Leader Silenced by Ministry" blared from the front pages of  The Daily Prophet. Of course, others, such as the distinctively non-mainstream Quibbler had more inflammatory and pro-Pinkstone headlines like "Esbenshire Massacre! Aurors Slaughter Innocent Magicfolk and Muggles To Uphold Antiquated Law!"

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Meanwhile, news of the raid cast a pall over Esbenshire. The streets were filled with people wandering about aimlessly and trying to get into random buildings, looking for all the world like they had just gotten over an alcohol fueled bacchanalia and were dealing with the collective hangover. Further adding to that suggestion were broken bottles, discarded cups and other party goods scattered about. But to those in the know, the appearance of a party gone wild was a sham; the ones who were staggering about were suffering from the effects of Memory Charms cast by overly aggressive hit-wizards and aurors.

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(Spire of Winter)

A superluminal message from Briggins had made its way to Captain Carson. Thanks to the Stripetail's communication crystal and some wiring work done by Mr. Bigmouth, the delay between messages was only a few minutes. It accomplished this by routing the information through a separate dimension via an "information wormhole".

"Lord Stripetail," Captain Carson said. "I have a received a message from Briggins. I will patch him through to you." She pressed a button on the console and soon, Stripetail received the alert on his personal communications devices.

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Random Role Play / Re: Adventures In ToonWorld
« on: September 26, 2021, 09:30:59 PM »
Of course, John Hayland's request for a lawyer was swiftly provided. Granted, since his parents could not get a lawyer in such short notice, a public defender was appointed to him.

"Mr. Hayland," an officer said as they opened the door. "Commissioner Gordon wishes to speak to you."

The public defender then looked the teen. "John," the woman said. "Let me do the talking."

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At Gabriel's order to start attacking the tourists, some of the Jokerz balked at the random, wanton violence. Of course, those who were opposed were quickly pressured into joining by the more violent members.

Of course, the Weasels had no such compunctions. Their first victim was a young couple who had come to Neo Gotham for the games. They had gotten lost and turned down into a somewhat rougher area of town that was marked with low end stores selling questionable goods and graffittied walls.

"I think we took the wrong way," the man said.

It was then that a man approached the duo. His ragged work clothes indicated that he may have been a local. "You guys tourists?" The man's voice was rough but he was genuinely interested.

"We're looking for the stadium," the woman said.

"Go back the way you came and take a right down Wayne Avenue" The man spat out a wad of some chewed tobacco into the gutter. "This ain't a place for tourists. Now git before someone sees ya as easy prey." The last phrase wasn't delivered in an unkind manner but the words themselves were menacing.

"Thanks!"

"Hey, I think we found something!" The woman turned around to see a group of humanoid weasels.

"Think she might be interested in our cosmetics?" one said.

"Not interested," the woman replied, glaring at them.

"Honey, let's get our of here," the man replied.

The rough man glared at the group. "I dunno who the hell you are but this ain't your neighborhood." He reached behind himself for what was presumably a weapon. He never got a chance to draw it as one of the Weasels as a spring-loaded boxing glove launched out of a pocket in his pants. As it was harder toon setting, the effect was quite brutal as the man's skull caved in under the powerful blow, splattering droplets of blood on the sidewalk.

"Now then, let's give those two a 'cosmetics sample'," the second Weasel replied as his companion tried to stuff the spring-loaded boxing glove into his pants.

The couple tried to run but a quickly thrown portable hole tripped up the duo. Screams echoed through the neighborhood as dip was poured onto the duo.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: September 26, 2021, 12:24:55 AM »
(Pottermore)

Popping sounds filled the air as the hit-wizards Apparated from the Ministry of Magic and over to Esbenshire. Of course, the sudden appearance of men and women in robes wasn't unnoticed but several shouts of "Obliviate!" quickly rectified that issue with the Muggles of Esbenshire staggering off as if drunk, thanks to how many Memory Charms were fired off.

The hit-wizards easily found the concealed house thanks to the coordinates provided by the Aurors' earlier recon mission.

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Once the cheering had died down, Daphne raised her hands for silence. "I know we are all excited to see the start of a new age but we must first convince—"

"Daphne Wittenweld! By the order of Minister Fudge, you are to surrender yourself and all of your followers. You have two minutes to comply or we will enter by force!"

Panicked murmurs ran through the gathered crowd. Some even publicly expressed if Daphne's tough stance would melt.

But Daphne raised her hands for calm. "Everyone! We will not surrender! Remember what awaits us if we surrender or worse, lose! A fate worse than death, Azkaban and the Dementors! Muggles, you will lose all memories you have had of this place or possibly even more! Fortify everything and fight to the last breath! Witches and wizards, use your most vicious spells! Muggles, use your technology! Today, we show that fool Fudge his folly of sentencing Carlotta Pinkstone to the Dementor's Kiss! For he now has to deal with a whole army of Pinkstones!"

A roar of approval went up from the crowd. The Magicfolk raised wands in the air. Muggles raised a variety of weapons — mostly farming and construction tools, sporting/hunting crossbows and bows but quite a few airguns and even the rare hunting rifle or shotgun was also seen — in solidarity.

Shouts of Protego! mingled with the sounds of furniture being moved.

Jack Wellington's hands trembled as he cocked his crossbow and loaded a bolt. Two wizards next to him had their wands out. The Muggle could only wonder how his life had gone so far sideways.

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General Land Before Time / Re: Sierras A Psychopath
« on: September 08, 2021, 07:02:23 PM »
I'd say Sierra and Rinkus are some of the darkest LBT villains. The other villains of LBT were natural disasters or predators looking for food. These guys just wanted power. It's a very unusual motive for an LBT villain.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: September 04, 2021, 11:10:21 PM »
(Pottermore)

Two Aurors entered Minister Fudge's office.

"Minister Fudge," the first Auror said. "We arrested Howard Sativus — a Squib — in Diagon Alley. He was caught trying to buy shadevine berries and since they are only used in potion brewing and as a Squib, he lacks the ability to do so, we took him into custody. Under Veritaserum, he admitted that he was going to bring them to Esbenshire where a large gathering of Pinkstone's followers is currently gathering."

The second Auror then spoke. "We are currently amassing a force of hit-wizards to take all of them into custody. However, we will not proceed until your say so."

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(Esbenshire)

Jack Wellington could hardly believe his eyes. Candles emitting a soft blue light hovered in midair as he followed Dittany. The portraits on the wall watched him and he could have sworn one of them waved to him.

But nothing — not even walking through a door that appeared in midair — could have prepared him for what he saw in the main living room. Which looked about two hundred years out of date with antique furniture that looked like it belonged in a museum. And small humanoid creatures dressed in rags walking around.

"Is Master Wellington wanting anything?"

Jack looked down at the creature, which was carrying a tray of assorted drinks. Many of which looked familiar but some didn't. Remaining silent, Dittany picked up a glass of water for him. But as he looked up, he noticed that men and women dressed in robes mingled with men and women dressed in modern clothing and they were chatting.

Soon, an elderly woman dressed in a brilliant orange robe pointed a wand at her throat and shouted "Sonorus!". She cleared her throat and spoke.

"Witches, Wizards and Muggles, we are all gathered here today to continue the legacy of Carlotta Pinkstone. While her body rests in Azkaban and her soul devoured by Dementors, her ideals and ideas live on! We will overthrow the Statute of Secrecy and usher in a new era of understanding and cooperation between Muggles and Wizardingkind. To borrow a Muggle saying, 'they cannot kill an idea'. We intend to put that into practice! And today, I, Daphne Wittenweld declare Esbenshire a Statute of Secrecy-free zone!"

Cheers arose from the gathered crowd.

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Random Role Play / Re: Adventures In ToonWorld
« on: September 01, 2021, 10:57:20 PM »
John Hayland and his mother were both sitting inside the sparsely furnished interrogation room at the local precinct of the Gotham City PD.

The teen folded his hands and remained coldly silent. The glass of water on the table was untouched.

"John," the officer said. "We just want to know what happened yesterday."

"I won't say anything until I get a lawyer," the teen replied.

"Johnny," the boy's mother said, placing a hand on his shoulder. "Just tell them what you know."

"Mom," he said. "You know how it is; don't talk to the cops unless you got a lawyer with you."

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