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Unfinished RP's / Raptor Squadron
« on: February 27, 2006, 10:50:39 PM »
(ACCIDENTAL POST)

1582
Unfinished RP's / Raptor Squadron
« on: February 27, 2006, 09:54:56 PM »
"NO, WE NEED TO DISARM THE NUKES AND REMOVE THE WARHEADS BEFORE YOU BOMB THE PLACE OR YOU'LL VAPORIZE US ALL." says Cole.

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Unfinished RP's / Raptor Squadron
« on: February 27, 2006, 09:42:13 PM »
A while later, when nearly all of the migs and enemy ground forces had been eleimated.  "Ground forces this is Raptor 2, all heavy artillery have been anihalated." says David.  "Copy that!" says LT. Cole, "ALRIGHT LETS MOVE!"  Cole, Gabe and their platoon head for the elevator next to the 20 foot wide silo hatch.  Down at the bottom of the the silo four commie guards are sitting next to the elevator playing poker when the door opens and the commies are put under some serious fire.  One guard runs for the emergengy phone, picks up the reciever and starts screaming something in Spanish when Cole draws his handgun, turns the guard around and shoots him in the forehead.

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Unfinished RP's / Raptor Squadron
« on: February 27, 2006, 09:13:33 PM »
David fires a heat seeking missile at a kamikaze Mig.  The shell detonates and the Mig disinegrates.  "Nice shot!" says Cal.

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Unfinished RP's / Raptor Squadron
« on: February 27, 2006, 08:25:10 PM »
After the A-10s bombed the tanks the ground forces move in, Leutenant Cole and Sargeant Gabe move in with their forces and ease toward a heavily guarded missile silo.  Cole takes out a P90 with a scope and silencer and aims for the head of a guard.  A few seconds go by until he finds the right oportunity and plugs an one armour piercing round into the commie's skull.  This action alerts more guards.  Gabe takes out a grenade, pulls the pin and chucks it in the center of the cluster of guards, which are crowding around the corpse of their fellow guard.  The frag detonates and body parts fly all over the place.  "NOW!" screams Cole as he charges out of the bushes and opens fire.

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Unfinished RP's / Raptor Squadron
« on: February 27, 2006, 07:42:03 PM »
The ground forces have taken over the beach and formed an effective resistance.  Leutenant Cole is briefing his platoon on their next mission.  "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MEN!  THESE COMMUNIST BASTARDS HAVE STOLEN NUCLEAR WARHEADS FROM THE CUBANS AND PLAN TO START THE WAR BY NUKING THE STATE OF MONTANA!"

"Why Montana?" asks a random soldier at the table.

"BECAUSE MONTANA IS THE ONLY STATE IN THE US OF A THAT HAS THE NUCLEAR MISSLE SILOS STILL LEFT BEHIND FROM THE COLD WAR!  THEY'RE TERRIFIED THAT WE'LL USE THE NUKES TO PUT AN END TO THIS FIGHT, SO THEY PLAN TO DO A PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE!  WE DISCOVERED A SERIES OF MISSLE SILOS WAY DEEP IN THE RAINFOREST, JUST IN CASE ALL ELSE FAILS!  WE NEED TO INFILTRATE AND DISABLE THESE MISSILE SILOS.  THE RAPTOR SQUADRON WILL PROVIDE US WITH BACK UP!  WE ATTACK A 0500!"

(Note: I put Lt. Cole's words in UPPER CASE letters because he is a gung ho fighter and the UPPER CASE letters are supposed to be rough and tough soldier talk.)

1587
General Land Before Time / Will you let your kids watch this?
« on: February 27, 2006, 07:13:50 PM »
OH DEFINATLEY!!!  I could never say no to that question.  :DD

1588
Silver Screen / Now that you've named your best...
« on: February 27, 2006, 10:13:54 AM »
Once again I'm terribly sorry!   :slap  :slap  :slap  :slap  :bang  :bang  :bang  :bang  :bang  :bang  :bang  I just like to watch extremly violent Sci Fi movies insead of kid shows on Nickelodeon.  My sister is 12 years old and can't stop watching Nick and I get extremly sick of constantly watching Spongebob.  She also always has a death grip on the remote control.

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Unfinished RP's / Raptor Squadron
« on: February 27, 2006, 02:08:18 AM »
David is sitting at the bar and he is very pissed off about the battle.  "Son of a bitch!  I can't believe all of the shit that happened today.  First our commanding officer gets shot down by those commie mother ******s, and then we run out of ammo!" Screams David.  A bartender walks up to him.  "Whiskey." David replies

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Unfinished RP's / Raptor Squadron
« on: February 27, 2006, 01:51:04 AM »
"Damn them! Damn you Communist ***** to hell!" screams David as he and Cal waste all of their missiles on the opposing ground forces.

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Unfinished RP's / Raptor Squadron
« on: February 27, 2006, 12:39:26 AM »
Six MI-24  Assault Helecopters charge at them head-on.  "Uh-oh.  Enemy helis coming in hot!" screams David over the radio, he presses a red button on the joystick, a missle releases and streaks towards an attacking helicopter,  "Missle 1 deployed!"  The helicopter tries to avoid the missle, but it has already homed on on its target.  The missle detonates on impact and the helicopter's tail goes up in smoke.  Cursing in Spanish is heard over the squad's radios as the heli spins out of control and explodes on impact with the ground.

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Unfinished RP's / Raptor Squadron
« on: February 26, 2006, 11:53:21 PM »
The next day the Armed Forces invade the beach.  "Listen up men!" yells Lt. Cole, "We're going in hot!  Get ready to shoot everything that moves!  This beach is heavily armed with powerful stationary guns, they're going to know we're coming.  We'll show them all we got!  We'll fill them full of lead, and blow chunks out of their corpses!  Am I right soldiers?!"

"YES SIR!" Sgt. Gabe yells at the top of his lungs.

"DAMN RIGHT I AM!" screams Cole.

1593
Unfinished RP's / Raptor Squadron
« on: February 26, 2006, 11:11:10 PM »
"Interesting, very interesting.  I usually watch stuff on the Discovery Channel or the Sci Fi Channel." says David.

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Unfinished RP's / Raptor Squadron
« on: February 26, 2006, 10:48:41 PM »
"I got the most head shots," says David, "So I think I'll call myself, Brain Surgeon."

"I don't know what my nickname should be." says Cal.

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Unfinished RP's / Raptor Squadron
« on: February 26, 2006, 10:34:39 PM »
"Good idea," replies David, "First, we'll disable the EMP so they won't ground the rest of you.  THEN we'll hijack the Mig." replies David.

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Unfinished RP's / Raptor Squadron
« on: February 26, 2006, 10:23:16 PM »
"Alright, besides, if we infiltrate and enemy base I will have more bad guys to shoot.  Heh heh heh!" replies David, "Raptor 2 out."

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Unfinished RP's / Raptor Squadron
« on: February 26, 2006, 10:12:04 PM »
David hears the incoming message from the emergengy radio underneath his seat.  "Shit, I forgot about the emergency radio." says David as he picks up the reciever.  "Raptor 1, I read you.  Our bird went down somewhere in the forest canopy.  We are going to decend to the forest floor and head to the beach.  Send reinforcments and an Apache for immediate dustoff.  Raptor 2 out."

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Unfinished RP's / Raptor Squadron
« on: February 26, 2006, 10:11:45 PM »
David hears the incoming message from the emergengy radio underneath his seat.  "Shit, I forgot about the emergency radio." says David as he picks up the reciever.  "Raptor 1, I read you.  Our bird went down somewhere in the forest canopy.  We are going to decend to the forest floor and head to the beach.  Send reinforcments and a chopper for immediate dustoff.  Raptor 1 out."

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Unfinished RP's / Raptor Squadron
« on: February 26, 2006, 09:55:36 PM »
"This is Raptor 2.  Do you copy?!" Cal screams into the radio, " I REPEAT, DO YOU COPY?!"

"Forget it. The EMP screwed everything.  There is no way we can contact the rest of the squad." says David.  

"GREAT!  YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT WE'RE DOWN BEHIND ENEMY LINES WITH NO F****** CONTACT!" says Cal.

"Shut up!" whispers David, "Every time you open your trap you give our position away!  Now I suggest we arm ourselves, get the hell down from this tree, get to the beach and wait for dust off!"  David gets out a P90 from underneath his sead and loads it with a fresh clip.  Cal gets out a Machine gun and slaps a fresh clip into it.  "Now," says Cal, "How the hell are we going to get down frim here?"

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Unfinished RP's / Raptor Squadron
« on: February 26, 2006, 09:18:29 PM »
OH, YOU'VE GOT TO BE F****** KIDDING ME!" screams David as he pulls up.  The EMP emmits, the rest of the Raptor Squadron makes it out in time.  But, David and Cal are too late.  Their plane immediatley drops to earth.  "Oh, shit!" screams Cal as their plane softly lands in the rainforest canopy.

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