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Sound Off! / What are you listening to?
« on: March 28, 2013, 12:36:06 PM »
I know you've deceived me, now here's a surprise
I know that you have 'cause there's magic in my eyes
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles

So addictive  :DD

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The Party Room / The Corrupt a Wish Game.
« on: March 25, 2013, 07:54:00 PM »
Granted. Your school was swallowed by a Dune Worm. You can have your semester back as soon as the spice starts rolling in. Then you can litterally get high off of school  :nyah

I sure wish I could play guitar like Michael Hedges.

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The Party Room / The Corrupt a Wish Game.
« on: March 25, 2013, 05:18:49 PM »
Granted. You now have the eyes of a barrel Eyed Spookfish: http://quantumbiologist.files.wordpress.co...espookfish.jpeg

I wish I the new Bioshock game would come out today. I can't wait another moment!

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The Party Room / The Corrupt a Wish Game.
« on: March 25, 2013, 04:37:33 PM »
Granted. That isn't even an apricot tree in your yard: It's a goverment antenna that the CIA is using to spy on you, and those flower blooms are actually miniature satelight dishes that are monitoring your electric bill and your Facebook posts for potential terrorist activity.

This wish brough to you by the Central Intelligence Agency  :DD

I wish I had a Cape Sundew plant that I could keep in a pot in my room.

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The Party Room / The Corrupt a Wish Game.
« on: March 25, 2013, 01:19:27 PM »
Granted, but now you have to fight Bruce Lee.

I wish I could see an Oarfish while scuba diving.

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The Party Room / What would character say?
« on: March 25, 2013, 11:30:16 AM »
:oops I can think of several things they'd do  :blink: But as to what they'd say? Ladies and gentlemen, I present the jokes you never, ever wanted to hear:

Cera: (thinks: Hmm... I wonder if Littlefoot has only one long neck?)

Ducky: "Hey Petrie, uhm... How good are you with your beak?"
Petrie: "Uh... Fine. That a weird question, why you ask?"

Chomper: (Thinks: "Cera? Littlefoot? Ruby? Spike? Now I wonder how THAT would taste...")

Spike: (Thinks: "Jeeze, now that I'm bigger, I can fit so much more in my mouth.")

Littlefoot: "Say... How about we all go out in the mysterious beyond for a little 'adventuring', eh?"

Ruby: "Hello my friends, my friends hel- oh. Err... I-I guess I'm interrupting, aren't I?"

Welp, I'm going to hell now :rolleyes:. What would the gang say if they saw a koolasuchus on one of their adventures?

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The Party Room / What would character say?
« on: March 25, 2013, 10:30:32 AM »
Chomper: "Wait... What do you mean I'm going to have my leg broken!?"

Chomper's parents: "So let me get this straight. All we have to do is run around and eat people, and you'll pay us? Best job ever."

Spike: "(thoughts: *sighs* Wonderful, I get to sick a herd of angry spiketail's on a young biologist. Oh well: at least she'll feed me.)"

Tippy's herd: "Umm... Yeah, so, it says in this script here that we should 'swipe at the actress with our tails and try to impale her'... Just to be clear, the worst that could happen is that we stab a stunt double, right?"

Pterano: "Well, I'm not the least bit surprised you decided to call me up. After all, acting is one of my hundreds of talents. Now, which lead character am I playing again, hmm? The hero? The villain? The intriguing side character?... What do you mean, a background character!?"

Screech and Thud: "So, we were looking over the script here, and-- well, you know, most of this stuff is awesome and all, but we couldn't my help but notice that we ultimately get defeated by gymnastics. Umm... What the heck?"

Mr. Threehorn: "You want me to charge down a tent full of corporate CEOs? Done, done, and done."

Mama Flier: "Oh my, I'm not sure I like this part in the script where I get lassoed and captured. Could we possibly change it? ... What do you mean, it'll be funny!?"

Grandma and Grandpa: "As long as we don't have to act out the scene from the arcade game, we're fine... You know the one we're talking about."

How would the gang react if they heard that a murder had taken place in the great valley?

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The Party Room / What would character say?
« on: March 24, 2013, 10:58:29 PM »
At first they would give a cry of terror at the otherworldly device Guido is holding, and jump behind a bush. Guido waves a wing distractedly and tells them: "It's okay guys. Come out." Littlefoot pokes his long neck out and asks: "What is that thing?" Guido shruggs, and says: "I dunno, I found it on the ground. Magic, probably." The gang seems curious about this, and watch Guido as he plays his game. "So how do you play this magic game, or whatever?" Cera says with a frown, tilting her head at different angles. "You put these fliers on this big stick, see?" Guido says, pointing at the tiny animated slingshot. "Then you take a finger and pull this little vine here to pull the flier back," he said, demonstrating. "Then you shoot the fliers at these weird green fuzzers with big noses." He fires, and hits a pig. Ducky scratches her head. "That looks like fun, it does, it does...Hmm... Petrie, maybe it would be fun if we-" "Not in a million years, Ducky," Petrie growls.

Wow, that was a long one. What would the gang say if they discovered an enormous carnivorous plant?

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History Section / What was worse? Somme or Verdun
« on: March 24, 2013, 04:36:01 PM »
You mean all the Somme battles combined, or are you talking about a particular battle in the Somme campaign? I don't know about bloodiest, but my vote for the most horrifying was the Third Yrpes, Paschendeal. I also hear Stalingrad was pretty wretched.

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The Party Room / What would character say?
« on: March 24, 2013, 04:32:03 PM »
Mama Longneck would be shocked and saddened by what happens. Unlike her son, she has something of a more resignated view on her place and capabilities in life, and assuming that she believes what she's being told, she'd probably accept that her own death is an unavoidable turn in the circle of life. However, she would NOT give up hope that perhaps she can prepare Littlefoot for their unavoidable seperation by teaching him to be strong and capable of surviving in the world without her. Wether she would actually tell Littlefoot she knew she was going to die is a tough one. I'm going to say that she wouldn't implicitly tell him that she KNOWS she's going to die, but would probably try to start getting Littlefoot in the mindset that she may not always be around, and should that time come, that he realised she'll never truely leave him and that he should stay strong and stay himself. And, of course, she'd treasure every remaining moment she has with her son.

What they say if Ichy, Dill, Ozzy, Strutt, Rinchus, and Sieria all bumped into each other?





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The Party Room / What would character say?
« on: March 24, 2013, 01:38:37 AM »
She'd go around showing them off by flaunting them in front of her friends ("You see these? You're jealous, I know. I'D sure be jealous if I saw horns these nice.")  and bashing her head against things to show off the extra power behind her headbutts. However, she'd soon find that they're making her brow itch like crazy, and she can't stop herself from scraping her new horns against tree bark in a desperate attempt to dull the irritation.

What would Ruby say if she found a ruby?

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The Party Room / What would character say?
« on: March 23, 2013, 11:05:07 AM »
Cera would titter. "Knew it." "Cera, knock it off," Littlefoot would say, as Ducky walked over and patted Petrie's shoulder, looking as though he was about to die from embarrassment. "It is okay, Petrie. It happens to a lot of people's it does, it does." "He's the first nest wetter I've ever met," Chomper says innocently, then blinks in confusion as he receives several glares. Ruby would scratch her chin and say: "Is there any way that we might help?" "Water-proof nesting?" Cera would suggest, causing Littlefoot to kick her in the shin to be quiet. Spike would eat plants, listening to this exchange and commenting on it in his own head.

What would the gang say if they saw what dinosaurs would eventually evolve into (birds)?


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The Party Room / The Corrupt a Wish Game.
« on: March 23, 2013, 10:56:15 AM »
Granted. You've become like Jeff Goldblum in the Fly, so now you'll live for five years and never have to sleep.

I wish for a pet armadillo.

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The Party Room / What would character say?
« on: March 23, 2013, 10:31:31 AM »
Littlefoot would give an extremely forced smile of encouragment and congratulate her for trying a route of self improvement (internally, he is all but certain this isn't going to work). Behind him, the others are taking bets into how long this will last, the most popular being five minutes at most. Cera would scowl, aware that they all think she won't really do it.

What would Ducky say if she came home ine day after playing and saw her father?

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The Party Room / The Corrupt a Wish Game.
« on: March 23, 2013, 10:06:44 AM »
Granted, but it's made from the recipe core's recipe from Portal.

I sure wish coral bleaching would end.

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The Party Room / The Corrupt a Wish Game.
« on: March 22, 2013, 10:24:15 PM »
Granted. All other people on the planet are dead, hence you will never be socially awkward again.

I wish someone would make me a ham sandwitch.

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Starday Wishes / Happy Starday LBTDiclonius!
« on: March 22, 2013, 11:41:49 AM »
Here here! Rock on, and have a great birthday, my friend! We here at GOF all love ya! :smile

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The Party Room / What would character say?
« on: March 22, 2013, 10:48:09 AM »
He'd smile sadly and say: "I don't believe you. I'm sorry."

What would Mr. Thicknose say if he discovered magnetic rocks?

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The Party Room / What Would They Do?
« on: March 22, 2013, 12:02:15 AM »
I'll go with the 'Or what, flathead?' Route, considering it'd be the most interesting. Tria would be utterly appalled to hear her stepdaughter insult Littlefoot's dead mother and then call him by a racial slur. Appalled and furious. Topsy, for once, would not be as angry as his wife, because he knows where Cera got that term. He'd feel ashamed. Tria would probably break up the fighting, shouting at Cera at what's gotten into her. At this point, Cera would probably recognize that she had just made a huge mistake in her anger, but because of her pride, she'd try to find a way to shift the blame to anyone and anything but herself. Littlefoot would watch this display, anger fading, and probably recognized that Cera felt trapped right now between her egotistical pride and her personal regret for having said something so awful. As Tria continues to scold Cera, Topsy would finally tell the both of them (Littlefoot and Cera) to follow him alone. He'd lead them to a isolated area, and have a long talk with the both of them.

What would happen if the locusts came back to the great valley?



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The Party Room / What Would They Do?
« on: March 21, 2013, 11:29:18 PM »
It would depend on if she made it in typical Cera snark, or as an intentional insult. If it's snark, I imagine Littlefoot would pull Cera off to the side and grill her for it. "Don't ever talk about my family like that Cera. Ever." Aaaaand knowing Cera's inability to back away from confrontation-- whether she wanted it or not-- she'd probably reply: "Or what?" Or, if she was REALLY looking for a fight, and was angry enough not to think about what she was doing, she might say something like: "Or what, flathead?"
If she had made the comment as a direct insult, no sarcasm or snark, I imagine Littlefoot would just hit her, because he'd be angry enough that he'd actually want a fight.

What if the gang started to notice a figure in the shadows watching them from far away every night?

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