When they all met up, the others couldn't help talking about their "great escapes".
"How your escape go Littlefoot?" Petrie asked.
Turning a bit red at what happened with him, he simply answered, "Fine."
"All set?" Chomper asked.
"Of course not!" Cera called. "I need to eat before we leave, get this shiny stone I saw for Tria that's nearby, wash my horn, and do some stretches."
"But we don't have time for all that!" Chomper whined.
"Chomper, she isn't going to do any of those things, those things she is not going to do," Ruby replied. "When we get back, I'll teach you a funny way to talk called sarcasm. You might just find it interesting."
"Uh, okay. Thank you," Chomper responded, still confused about how sarcasm works and how Cera's words could possibly be considered as funny. So Chomper took the lead and began the journey to see his family. "Onward to Sharptooth Island!" he called out.
"What that?" Petrie asked.
"That's where my family and I lived remember? You all visited me there a long time ago."
"Oh," Petrie  said, just realizing what he was talking about because Chomper and Ruby were the only group members who knew what that place was called until just now.
"And about the many other dangers of the Mystrerious Beyond you mentioned Petrie. There aren't as many as you think for us with my uncle around now."
"What you mean by that?"
"Oh, you'll find out..."

"Okay, so we're gonna go adventuring in the Mysterious Beyond as a group, just like always," Littlefoot said happily. "Now we'd all better get ready to head home and go to our nests since it is getting pretty late."
"Huh?" asked Chomper now completely confused.
"Don't worry. I know what to do. First of all, our parents always call us around this time for sleep anyway. When we get there, we lie down and pretend to sleep. Once each one of our families starts making their sleep noises, we quietly get up and meet by the Secret Caverns where Chomper and Ruby live. When we all arrive, Chomper can lead us to the island since he knows the way better than any of us."
"But Littlefoot, how much time does it take for your families to get to sleep?" Chomper wanted to know.
Littlefoot smiled. "Don't worry. Our families fall asleep the moment their heads hit their nests and they sleep very deeply," remembering how the same thing happened the day they all snuck out and ended up finding Chomper's egg. So does everyone understand?" But the response came from a different dinosaur.
"Littlefoot! Littlefoot! It's time to come home."
"That's my grandpa. Gotta go. I'll see you guys later. Do I know how things work here, or what?" he replied, smiling as he went home. "Good night, Mo!" Mo answered back and looked for a sleeping place for himself.
Chomper said, "This is perfect! Everything will work out for sure now!"
As the others' parents called them until only Ruby and Chomper were left, they smiled at each other and went home to wait.

"Kidding- you are kidding- aren't you?" Cera asked, trying to get her words to come out right. "Mean old Redclaw is your uncle? As in, one of your nice parent's brothers? Since when?" Almost immediately though, she realized what a stupid question she had just asked. "Just tell us what's going on here, Chomper." She was so shocked by his family relations that she didn't even think about his invitation.

"Goodness," Littlefoot said with a huge sigh of relief. "I was afraid you'd left."
"Why Mo leave?" he asked innocently but he knew what "Yittlefoot" was thinking. "Mo no mind Yittlefoot playing with other friends," he replied gently.
"But you just-"
"Mo not hide from feeling bad," he started to say, then looked sheepishly at everyone, "Mo just having- fun?" as he began swimming slowly around.

Carefully, Ruby finished chewing, swallowed, and then said thoughtfully, "It tasted differently than I thought it would, but I thought it would taste differently." Putting her hand on her face as she thought about it, she said, "But then, since I thought it would be different and it was different, than my thought wasn't different on how it really was." At that point, everyone was confused and their minds were going, "Uhhh..." But then Ruby said, "I knew it would taste different, and I still prefer sweet bubbles, but buzzers aren't bad either." At that point, everyone could understand her and their minds were going, "Well said, Ruby." "But I want to hear what you others think, so tell me what you think."

"You're serious?" Littlefoot asked as his mouth dropped open. He wanted Chomper to be as happy as possible too, but, eating a buzzer? He would rather have his grandmother wash his face three times a day then eat a creature, dead or not. He thought he had settled this a moment ago, but Ducky, Spike, and especially Ruby just seem to be going a little too far with this. But then he sighed. "You can't go too far out of your way for a friend," he thought to himself. Taking a deep breath, he said, "Actually, I am a bit curious why you really like them so much. So, could I try just one of them too, please?" he asked meekly.

Anorexia is my choice here. I hope that answer didn't show up already. I'd hate to be copying someone else here. That would be a little annoying for him or her. But I just found this topic and it would take me hours to read over 4,500 responses so I'm just taking a chance here. If anyone did pick this already, I assure you that it was unintentional, for I only read the first post for directions and the previous one to guide me to a new (hopefully) word. I might just have to read everything though if things get really bad with my choices. Until then, I'll try to rely on luck.

PS
There are some words beginning with ia, just to let you know. They're rare, but do exist.

"Surely you are still tired from saving Littlefoot. You should rest now. You should. You should," Ducky said politely without mentioning the main reason that she was saying so right now. Although, it became pretty obvious after Ducky began doing the same thing as Cera. After seeing that, even the oblivious three understood now.

the comments are really based on what the members have said or have acted on the GOF.

Not as much freedom with what someone actually has said before, but Ill try. But I'll be basing these more on what people have acted on than actual quotes. Check the above quote by an administrator. This method I'm using is valid! These things I'll mention may have only occured once so far, but I have noticed other rare but true things people have espressed that others have listed in this topic. And since people can see actual quotes at any time from the forum, I found it to be more interesting to put these members' ideas in my own words, but still base them on what they have actually done. Of course, feel free to tell me if I go too far with someone.

f-22 (raptor) ace- (In the middle of story) I think I'll have Littlefoot start asking about some M rated video games.

Rat_lady7- (In the middle of a story) I think it would be interesting if Littlefoot's grandfather starts quoting tongue twisters.

Petrie- I've decided to start a thread where I list two options to a question. However, since I highly doubt a certain one of them could be the correct answer, I'll let everyone understand that by simply calling the topic something like, this answer isn't it. But I will still give both options and will hope that no one is influenced to choose the answer that the title doesn't speak out against before the replies even begin.

As I said, while there are hundreds of things to think of that someone wouldn't say, in a topic like this, requiring nonfiction answers, I had to think really hard for any interesting ideas that others have expressed before. Just like the opposite topic, I mean no offense to anyone and am simply trying to do what is expected here. Meaning, if this topic didn't exist, I wouldn't post these things. Just trying to have fun like everyone else is in this. I'm sorry in advance for any problem I may cause here.

Looks like I lose again! I was laughing a lot during Nimrod's movie too. What makes it even funnier is that it's hard to tell if the person in that video is really trying to be serious or not. Either way, that boy was quite the laugh.

I did not intend that to be at all negative

Please don't worry at all about that. I didn't take you negatively in any way. You simply reminded me of what to do next here. How could that be negative? No, I simply came to that conclusion on my own because since everyone else was posting pictures or links I thought that it was a requirement. I thought that since I can't do that, I can't be of any use here, so why even come? That thought was in no way initiated by any of your words, but thank you for your concern anyway.

ITT means "In This Thread"

Many thanks for clearing that up for me. It was nice of you to volunteer to help me when I didn't ask. And thank you for saying this as well:

You don't have to post a pic

This means mere words will do, so thanks for making an attempt to bring me back. (Although now you can probably see that it was more than just an attempt.) So there were some things that always made me laugh no matter how many times I read them. I'm sorry if no one else finds them funny, but at the very least it might show others what makes me laugh. (Although it would be highly unlikely for someone to care about what some guy they've never met before likes to laugh at, it was all I could think of to fit after the "at the very least" part.) So here is what I find funny which you are all welcome to hate: creative answering machine greetings. Here are my favorites:

Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so talk to it instead.

You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message." That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short. I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me. So, with that said, here are the detailed instructions for leaving a message for me........

You have reached ###-####. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition. You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded. If we don't return your call, it means the machine did not work.

Hi! David's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

Hello. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.

Thank you for calling ###-####. If you wish to speak to Tim, push 1 on your touch tone phone now. If you wish to speak to Lynn, push 2 on your touch tone phone now. If you have a wrong number, push 3 on your touch tone phone now. All of this button pushing doesn't do anything, but it is a good way to work off anger, and it makes us feel like we have a big time phone system.

This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.

Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, just hang up.

Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it.

I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. Thanks.

I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills. If you need any money, or if you just want to check out my handiwork, please leave your name, number, and how much cash you need after the tone. If you're from the Department of the Treasury, please ignore this message.

Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person.

Those always make me laugh. Sorry if they don't have that effect on anybody else here though. Still fun to share. Later.