Anorexia is my choice here. I hope that answer didn't show up already. I'd hate to be copying someone else here. That would be a little annoying for him or her. But I just found this topic and it would take me hours to read over 4,500 responses so I'm just taking a chance here. If anyone did pick this already, I assure you that it was unintentional, for I only read the first post for directions and the previous one to guide me to a new (hopefully) word. I might just have to read everything though if things get really bad with my choices. Until then, I'll try to rely on luck.

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There are some words beginning with ia, just to let you know. They're rare, but do exist.

"Surely you are still tired from saving Littlefoot. You should rest now. You should. You should," Ducky said politely without mentioning the main reason that she was saying so right now. Although, it became pretty obvious after Ducky began doing the same thing as Cera. After seeing that, even the oblivious three understood now.

the comments are really based on what the members have said or have acted on the GOF.

Not as much freedom with what someone actually has said before, but Ill try. But I'll be basing these more on what people have acted on than actual quotes. Check the above quote by an administrator. This method I'm using is valid! These things I'll mention may have only occured once so far, but I have noticed other rare but true things people have espressed that others have listed in this topic. And since people can see actual quotes at any time from the forum, I found it to be more interesting to put these members' ideas in my own words, but still base them on what they have actually done. Of course, feel free to tell me if I go too far with someone.

f-22 (raptor) ace- (In the middle of story) I think I'll have Littlefoot start asking about some M rated video games.

Rat_lady7- (In the middle of a story) I think it would be interesting if Littlefoot's grandfather starts quoting tongue twisters.

Petrie- I've decided to start a thread where I list two options to a question. However, since I highly doubt a certain one of them could be the correct answer, I'll let everyone understand that by simply calling the topic something like, this answer isn't it. But I will still give both options and will hope that no one is influenced to choose the answer that the title doesn't speak out against before the replies even begin.

As I said, while there are hundreds of things to think of that someone wouldn't say, in a topic like this, requiring nonfiction answers, I had to think really hard for any interesting ideas that others have expressed before. Just like the opposite topic, I mean no offense to anyone and am simply trying to do what is expected here. Meaning, if this topic didn't exist, I wouldn't post these things. Just trying to have fun like everyone else is in this. I'm sorry in advance for any problem I may cause here.

Looks like I lose again! I was laughing a lot during Nimrod's movie too. What makes it even funnier is that it's hard to tell if the person in that video is really trying to be serious or not. Either way, that boy was quite the laugh.

I did not intend that to be at all negative

Please don't worry at all about that. I didn't take you negatively in any way. You simply reminded me of what to do next here. How could that be negative? No, I simply came to that conclusion on my own because since everyone else was posting pictures or links I thought that it was a requirement. I thought that since I can't do that, I can't be of any use here, so why even come? That thought was in no way initiated by any of your words, but thank you for your concern anyway.

ITT means "In This Thread"

Many thanks for clearing that up for me. It was nice of you to volunteer to help me when I didn't ask. And thank you for saying this as well:

You don't have to post a pic

This means mere words will do, so thanks for making an attempt to bring me back. (Although now you can probably see that it was more than just an attempt.) So there were some things that always made me laugh no matter how many times I read them. I'm sorry if no one else finds them funny, but at the very least it might show others what makes me laugh. (Although it would be highly unlikely for someone to care about what some guy they've never met before likes to laugh at, it was all I could think of to fit after the "at the very least" part.) So here is what I find funny which you are all welcome to hate: creative answering machine greetings. Here are my favorites:

Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so talk to it instead.

You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message." That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short. I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me. So, with that said, here are the detailed instructions for leaving a message for me........

You have reached ###-####. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition. You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded. If we don't return your call, it means the machine did not work.

Hi! David's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

Hello. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.

Thank you for calling ###-####. If you wish to speak to Tim, push 1 on your touch tone phone now. If you wish to speak to Lynn, push 2 on your touch tone phone now. If you have a wrong number, push 3 on your touch tone phone now. All of this button pushing doesn't do anything, but it is a good way to work off anger, and it makes us feel like we have a big time phone system.

This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.

Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, just hang up.

Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it.

I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. Thanks.

I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills. If you need any money, or if you just want to check out my handiwork, please leave your name, number, and how much cash you need after the tone. If you're from the Department of the Treasury, please ignore this message.

Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person.

Those always make me laugh. Sorry if they don't have that effect on anybody else here though. Still fun to share. Later.

you posted after her. Now its your turn to post something funny

Oh, I see. I'm very sorry for disrupting the flow of things. I was just confused because I didn't understand the directions. (I know most abbreviations, but ITT, I'm afraid, I am unfamiliar with. I've just never seen or heard that one before, that's all. I'm terribly sorry.) So I guess I had better not post here anymore since I can't contribute to this at all. I have absolutely no idea how to post a picture or link of any kind on a web page. I'm just not any good with computer functions besides the very basics. I'll leave this topic alone now so please continue with someone who can actually give an answer.

I didn't find your video funny Rat_lady7; that would be quite the understatement. That video was completely hilarious from the very start and I totally lost control. I missed the second half of it because I was laughing so hard I couldn't keep paying attention and I'm still laughing as I write this. You have really good taste in humor. I haven't laughed that hard since I read Total Drama Valley. That is definately a must see video for people who like to burst into laughter. Thank you!

"'Kay", was all Littlefoot said. He knew he'd be all right now, but his body was still so weak from lack of air that he didn't want to move or even talk much. But he had to ask. "Who- (he started having a mild coughing fit, but it soon stoppped) helped me get out of there?"

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'Kay is an abbreviation that characters say sometimes when they aren't in the mood to say the entire word "okay."

Sorry, but this might not be perfectly accurate because I haven't read the Inheritance Cycle series nor seen the movie Eragon, so I'll have to base my view of Galbatorix from an article I just looked up for this. Nothing was said of his fighting style, so I have little to work with here. Galbatorix has the supreme power to take over another's mind. So how about a quick end to a battle for a change. Not EVERY battle lasts for hours. So I'll say he possesses the emperor then shoots lightning from one hand which Darth Vader blocks with his lightsaber, though very confused as to what is going on. But the emperor releases lightning from his other hand from a different angle which hits him and short circuits his mechanical body so he can't breathe, as it was proven that this can happen from Return of the Jedi. Galbatorix releases the emperor who is stunned to see his apprentice dying while Galbatorix leaves through the shadows, unseen by all. Remember: based off a vague article people. This lame rendition is NOT my fault.

My preferred battle here is the omega and white dino ranger versus the mercury and wolf ranger. That is what I hope you pick, but if nobody has seen Dino Thunder, S. P. D., Jungle Fury, and Operation Overdrive, I will give an alternative that some people might have a better chance of answering.

In regards to Mario characters whom most people here seem familar with, from Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars for the SNES, who would win? Mario and Peach versus Mallow and Geno versus Bowser and Punchinello. But if that one is still too hard, here is an emergency easy one that I made that a lot of people should be able to respond to.

Sonic and Knuckles versus Shadow. No rings or transformations, but Shadow can still use Chaos Control.

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I am truly sorry for inconviniencing you Drake with my highly general and vague battle with no real characters from my last post. As you can see here however, I have indeed reformed. That won't happen again.

Thanks for clearing that up for me.

The six original Toa as in the ones that were sold beck in 2001? Besides 2002 (or was it 2003?), there has always been six new Toa sets every year, and I've collected all of them.

There was a toy store I used to visit all time. Whether the first six I saw were the very first ones or not, they were the first six that this store carried, so I assumed them to be the originals. I can tell you which ones this store had first and I guess you would then know what year they were from and if they were the first or not.
Tahu, Pohatu, Onua, Gali, Kopaka, and Lewa. And my favorite is definately Kopaka.

How well do you follow the story?

I am sorry to say that while I still like the story, my knowledge is highly oudated. I read quite a few comic books featuring the six I mentioned, but that was years ago and I really haven't a clue what's going on now. Honestly, those six toa are the only ones I'm really familiar with, despite knowing that there are many others. I'm still a fan, but I mostly just think about it from time to time and don't actually collect their merchandise anymore. It's still good to know someone that likes it besides me though. You're the first one I've met that collects them like I used to. Nice to meet you! Later.

How true. I didn't see it like that before.

When there are two words for exactly the same thing and one of the words is far-spread and well known while the other is unknown to many, it is often the better choice to pick the word which people will understand.

How bitter it was for me to learn that. It was always so confusing when I'd always look for the rarest words that meant what I wanted to express and my essays would be full of them. I'd always read mine aloud, and eveyone would get so annoyed at how they couldn't follow it at all. Any rare ways of speaking, as it would seem, should be used with extreme discretion unfortunately. I wanted utmost originality when I wrote but it does seem to really bother most people. I guess I can't impress someone who doesn't understand me, eh? But still, I do find it pleseant to learn more about that stuff, even if just for the fun of it and not to be able to use it much at all in my writing or conversation. Thank you for the descriptive explanation.