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Starday Wishes / Re: Happy Birthday Nick!
« on: April 08, 2025, 10:58:34 AM »
Happy Birthday!

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: March 14, 2025, 10:41:09 PM »
Mona and especially Flash were excited to have the crowd be booing them. As fans and followers of Ozai, losing to him was the highest honor possible. Plus, as the sumo king had promised, his powers made it so they weren't feel any significant pain from the attacks, they just left them dazed.

"I think he's using the gut cannon next," Zoai grinned as one by one, the trio was stuffed into the folds of Ozai's stomach, where he would then suck in his gut and let go, launching them into the sky as if they were shot out of a cannon.

"Wheeeeeee!!!!" Flash cheered as she spun in the sky to the sounds of the audience rooting for Ozai and against her and her friends.

..............

"Hey, think of it like this," Kiara chuckled to Sudha, "All those snacks will go right to your thighs and butt. And we all know Kovu likes a nice lioness butt, right?"

Suddha had to chuckle at that fact. "I guess you're right," she acknowledged, "I've been meaning to make out with him for a while. Just try not to become a pancake, eh Kiara?"

Kiara, who was still pinned under the large Kovu and Sima, grinned. "Trust me, I can hold out," she assured.

As Kovu and Sima kept making out, Kovu suddenly noticed his body glowing. This was a sign he was obtaining godhood and immortality, but he didn't realize it yet as he was unaware of the letter Vitani had written on his behalf. "And I think I'm the one who brightens others' days," Kovu joked.

"You feel....so divine," Sima moaned, not realizing how spot on that choice of words was.

...........

"You're quite forceful, master," Leia said about Jabba, "But I know that about you." She was kept on chain's length by the Hutt so she could at any moment end up tugged and pulled against him.

Salacious Crumb, Jabba's pet, could only laugh at the whole situation with Leia getting slimy kisses all over.

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Role Play Discussion / Re: Insane Cafe 4
« on: March 13, 2025, 11:41:38 AM »
Glad to have you back, my friend.

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The Welcome Center / Re: A Message to the Gang of Five from Nick22
« on: February 28, 2025, 11:41:25 AM »
Let us know if there's any way we can help, my friend.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: November 07, 2024, 11:05:21 PM »
Oliver had been taken to many different restaurants on the Spire by Panty, and he was enjoying all the different foods he had been provided. But the entire time he was enjoying said food, he was noticing none of it was filling him up.

"Where to next, mom?" he asked the goddess of hunting as he finished up eating some smoked salmon.

Panty gave a smile to her son. "You've been shown how to hunt down prey," she grinned, "It's time to learn how to lure in prey, when the need comes."

Oliver raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean by that?"

.....

"Shall we go to the couples' tennis court?" Jing asked Po between more smooches, "There are plenty of people who we could play against."

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: October 09, 2024, 08:42:41 PM »
"Though it's weird," Ollie said to Flash and Mona's moms. "I know they basically have no realistic chance at beating the king, why did they ask you to root for them to lose?"

Mawa could only let out a warm chuckle in response. As a native Mawashiian, he knew why they wanted that. "Everyone who gets defeated by King Ozai in sumo, even if it's in a simple practice sparring match, gets added to his Sacred Win Counter," Zoai's dad explained. "Since Ozai remembers every match he ever won, being defeated by him personally earns you a spot in history. It is a tremendous honor to lose to the great Ozai."

.................

"I'll let you decide," Kovu said again to Sima as they took their sumo stances atop Kiara. "What should I get if I win?" He was eager to hear what his beloved ladies could come up with for him as a prize.

To her credit, so far, Kiara was able to withstand the combined weight of the two who were wrestling on top of her.

.......

On Tattooine, as Leia kept dancing, she eventually felt Jabba literally pull her chain. She knew full well what this meant as she gradually danced closer and closer to him. "Yes master?" she asked the Hutt.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: August 30, 2024, 11:25:25 AM »
"Get ready to have a sumo match fought on top of you, Kiara," Sima smirked. "If you accidently get squished does that mean I get to be Kovu's queen?" she added with a joking chuckle.

"I'm sure you'd want to be," Kiara said as a makeshift sumo ring was made in their hotel room. She would be the center of it, and endure the bulk of her mate and her friend's combined weight.

Kovu had a smug grin as he stepped forward. "What should I get if I win?" he asked.

...............

"That could've ended in disaster for us," Jing said about the zipline. "Let's have kisses to celebrate our survival!" She began smooching Po more and more. Clearly should we use anything as a reason to get more kisses in with her new husband. It was becoming clear to Po that Jing was never going to let up on these, so he probably had to just accept them as a part of his new lot in life, as much as he had accepted Jing herself.

............

Zoai was happy to see Flash become an official follower of Ozai now. "I can't wait til the match," the young Mawashiian cat smiled. "King Ozai is going to absolutely crush us!" Now, given Ozai's record in the sumo ring, it made sense that all the girls knew they had absolutely zero chance of winning. But they all were actively looking forward to being defeated by the massive sumo king.

"His "Sacred Win Counter", right?" Ollie asked the trio. "What is that all about, again?"

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Random Role Play / Re: Adventures In ToonWorld
« on: August 25, 2024, 12:20:13 PM »
"I would've thought the only foods and drinks here would've been scorching hot," Annabelle admitted to Belladonna.

"Oh, we got anything you can think, even ice cold drinks," Belladonna assured. "Of course, we the staff of Hell get all the good stuff." She added that last piece of information with a smug laugh to accompany it.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: August 19, 2024, 11:03:43 AM »
"Indeed," Kovu noted with a playful chortle. "So that means we should live it up while we still have free time, right ladies?" he added with a seductive purr.

"Oh yes...." Sima grinned as she and Kovu began making out. Two sumo-sized lions were now kissing on top of Kiara, but the princess of the Pride Lands didn't mind it. She truly adored Kovu, and was happy to spend as much time as possible with him.

..................

"Just think, Po.....tonight is our first night as a married couple," Jing pointed out between dumplings, making the Dragon Warrior blush. She was able to tell he was still getting used to all the ways married life would be different for him.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: August 16, 2024, 06:57:47 PM »
As she danced to the catchy beats of the Max Rebo Band's music, Leia felt a tug on her collar. "Of course," she smirked knowingly, as she saw Jabba pulling her towards him. She walked over, to speed the pace up. "Yes master?" she asked with a wink, pretending like she didn't know what he was planning.

.................

As Oliver, his friends, and Panty walked through the Spire's mall, the demi-god cat looked impressed. "Just how many worlds have you eaten, mom?" he asked Panty in awe.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: August 15, 2024, 06:21:00 PM »
"Now, will you rub my belly, Kitty?" Tiger smiled as they enjoyed a meal together. "The god of harvest hungers." He gave Kitty a kiss to show appreciation for the attention she was finally giving more of to him.

Jing made sure to order dumplings, as they were a mutual favorite of her and Po. "What's your record on these?" she asked Po, knowing he liked to boast about this kind of thing.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: August 13, 2024, 06:47:18 PM »
"Tap for air if you need some," Sima advised Kiara.

Kiara didn't mind losing the bet, she knew her turn for fun with her mate would come soon. "You got it," she chuckled.

Kovu put on the black mawashi he had been wearing when he won the sumo tournament to add to his appeal for Sima. "Let's begin, my bloated beauty," he purred, beginning to make out with Sima as their two sumo-sized forms covered Kiara.

...............

Ollie and Mona continued to watch the ceremony of Flash's conversion to a follower of Ozai.

"She's taking this really seriously," Ollie commended, "She really is a huge fan of his."

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: August 13, 2024, 05:45:58 PM »
"Oh! How about we feed each other?" Jing suggested to Po as they went to get more food the resort provided. She was still providing her husband with tons of kisses, never letting up the pace. "It would a way to mix romance and culinary delights."

Besides just being a sign of their hunger, it was also something the newlywed pandas had seen some of the other couples do here as well.

................

"Can I ask you something, mom?" Oliver asked Panty as their group walked through the mall on the Spire. He was curious as to what the answer was going to be. "Any given year, how many.....people do you eat up?" From the smirk appearing on the panther's face, he could tell she was eager to explain.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: August 12, 2024, 10:07:11 PM »
"Yes, your greatness," Bib nodded, and he went to grab a larger version of the device, making sure to let out a wolf whistle towards Leia as he walked past her during the dance.

Truthfully, the former princess/current slave girl didn't mind working for Jabba, it was the least she could do after he saved her life. She had taken the time to perfect her dancing, so all of Jabba's gang could enjoy her moves.

"Eyes on me, boys," she grinned. Leia was wearing a collar that Jabba held on a leash. She knew the kind of tug he would give her if he found her dancing to be splendid.

Bib returned with the bigger device soon, and presented it to Jabba.

............

(The Spire)

"We bet on how long it'd take you to complete the rescue mission," Kiara told Kovu, "And Sima won."

"What did you win in this bet, then?" Kovu grinned to the Mawashiian lioness.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: August 12, 2024, 07:20:59 PM »
Tattooine

On a desert planet some distance away from where the Spire was currently, a certain crime lord was the de facto ruler. He was Jabba the Hutt, a giant slug-like beast who resided in a palace with his gang and with his harem girls. A party was currently going on, with some fast tempo music playing and Jabba's current main slave girl dancing for the gang's entertainment.

"Leia is quite hot," Bib Fortuna smirked to his boss, as he handed Jabba the device required to send the message he intended to send to the seer.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: August 12, 2024, 01:23:40 AM »
"You're back!!" Kiara and Sima exclaimed in happy unison to Kovu. They proceeded to each give him several kisses.

"There's plenty of me to go around," Kovu said in appreciation, taking in the affection.

The two lionesses were quick to notice Kovu had become visibly plumper since the last time they saw him. Even though they knew he was a big eater, they didn't think he could get this bigger that fast.

"Oh this?" Kovu recognized, "My armor has a special sumo mode. Though I guess when I activated it, it can't reverse the effects on its own. But hey, more of me for you ladies to love, right?"

Kiara and Sima grinned, agreeing with that statement. "By the way Kovu, I won the bet I made with Kiara," Sima pointed out.

The dark lion raised an eyebrow. "What bet?" he asked.

.................

"How many charity matches will you be participating in tomorrow, your greatness?" Shifu asked Ozai, taking notes.

"At least 2 dozen," Ozai grinned mirthfully, "Plenty of chances for me to show off my immense talent and power."

...................

"The last time we ate was 20 minutes ago...." Jing said to Po, checking her watch. "Are you hungry again? I am," she said, licking her lips with the desire to enjoy some flavorful ice cream. Pandas were always big eaters like this.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: July 26, 2024, 08:12:29 PM »
"Looks like I'll be winning our bet," Kiara smirked to Sima, "And that means I'll be the one who gets to make out with Kovu first upon his return." The two lionesses had made a wager with each other on how long it would take Kovu to return successful from his mission. The fact Kovu's message said he would be back in a few hours made it look like Kiara would be the victor.

Kovu was glad a sumo-themed program was on the tv, as they were always loud. Despite his immense size, since he saw his two main ladies fixated on the tv, the big dark maned lion managed to slowly tiptoe over to them without catching their attention.

"Miss me?" he grinned suddenly, leaning down between the two of them.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: July 24, 2024, 10:09:42 PM »
"So, have you decided on your announcement after the charity matches tomorrow, your highness?" Shifu asked Ozai, the sumo king's advisor taking notes. The boastful, big-bellied king had a surprise in mind for all his subjects, which he planned to reveal at the right moment.

.............

"Well, whenever you do, just make sure our boy eats his fill," Arlene encouraged to Panty.

As Oliver was enjoying the meals provided to him by the restaurant, the demigod of hunting couldn't help but think the people around him almost looked good enough to eat, as well. But he opted to wait until the time was right.

"So many places to eat, where are we headed to next?" Oliver asked Panty as they entered the mall area.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: July 24, 2024, 01:24:03 AM »
Kovu had the biggest grin imaginable on his face as he made his way back to his hotel room which was serving as his unofficial kingdom while he was on this mission with the seer's team.

"You seem happy," Abu noted, still nobly standing guard as requested.

"You are now looking at the 100 percent identical heir of Scar," Kovu said with pride in his voice.

Like Kovu's family, Abu had known this was the young dark mane lion's dream, so he was pleased to see he was able to have it realized. "Congratulations, and I see you've put on some weight during the rescue huh?"

"The sumo mode of my armor is very powerful, though it seems it can't reverse it's own effects," Kovu explained. "But I know Kiara and Sima love me being bigger, and I like being this size. Time to see my ladies....."

..........

Even as Oliver ingested plenty of the food at the restaurant, he still found himself being hungry. "I could use some more food," he grinned.

Arlene could recognize a smirk forming on Panty's face. "You want to bring him on his first Mother-Son hunting expedition, don't you?" the pink cat asked the goddess of hunting, knowing that Oliver would have to start somewhere.

.............

Ollie was impressed. When he heard there would be over 100 questions as part of the ceremony, he assumed Flash would just get asked a small amount and they'd count those as enough. But indeed, Mawa was asking that many questions about Ozai, and Flash was giving well-versed answers to them all.

"This your dad's first time doing this ceremony for a non-Mawashiian?" Ollie asked Zoai.

"There have been a few in the past," Zoai whispered in reply.

...............

"Hold on to me tight Po," Jing grinned as their turn in the couples surfing contest was coming up.

"Right, for balance," Po nodded.

Jing winked at her husband. "Well, that, and so you can get a chance to feel my hips," she giggled.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: July 07, 2024, 04:49:54 PM »
"For your followers, right?" Kitty figured. She knew Tiger liked having her try on all these new outfits, for his viewing pleasure.

"Precisely," Tiger confirmed, with a wink. "And I demand MUCH jiggling from you while in it."

Kitty could only smile, chuckle, and nod at the request. "Sure thing, my divine hubby," Kitty promised.

.................

Zoai had set up the circle for the Flash's becoming a disciple of Ozai, spreading the sacred salt to mark it. She was happy her friend had chosen to become a follower. Indeed, the number of questions that had to be asked was not an exaggeration, there would be 100 total.

Ollie sat off to the side and watched the ritual.

................

"Best hang on to my hips, Po," Jing encouraged as their turn came up in the couple's surfing contest, "The waves can be rough." Which was a true statement, but Jing was also really looking forward to feeling Po hold onto her.

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