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Guido: But I was told not to take candy from strangers...


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Petrie tries his wing at being a therapist.

Petrie: Now, Guido, remember, giant hand not there

Guido: The--the, g-giant hand is...ok, but what about the floating treestars in the giant hand, would they be there!

Petrie: Guido. Look at Petrie

*Guido looks*

Petrie: Now, what you see?

Guido: Y-your beak...about to be crushed by the giant hand!

Petrie: *sighs* Ok, next therapy trick, we talk about your hatchlinghood

Guido: But I don't remember it! I'm not even sure if I still am a kid or not! That and I'm being hunted by a giant invisible hand...oh I have so many problems!


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Guido: We're still loading! AAAAGGHHHH!!!!


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Guido: This is just awkward.  A random hand, a tree star, a dial in the middle, and myself going in a seizure.


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Guido : arrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :wow  Wait calm down , there must be an explanation to this .........  :blink:

after they meet swooper .....

Guido : oh its just a  really  rude guy that talks to rocks ....... nothing to worry about .......






ahh Guido looks sooooooooo gorgeouse I love him so much !!!!!!! :wub  :wub  :wub  :wub  :wub  :wub


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Guido : petrie ... the expression on your face is creeping me out .... :blink:  :blink:  :unsure:  :unsure:  :o


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I haven't seen this episode, so I have no idea what the context is here. Lol, whose hand is that?


Petrie was about to sneeze on poor Guido's delicious treestar. Thankfully, a floating arm came along to lend a hand and pinch Petrie's nose just in time, thus saving Guido's dinner.




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The adult comes in to ruin the fun by taking away Guido and Petrie's marijuana, but before that could ever happen...the dreaded YouTube buffer occurs. The two flyers, somehow being unaffected by this, take their prized plant away and smoke to the end of their days.

The end. :celebrate

Or is it? Want to continue the story? Be my guest. I already have a plot twist in mind that comes after this, but let's see what any of you come up with. ;)


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The YouTube buffer may have conveniently spared Petrie and Guido from having to deal with the mysterious adult hand. However, then Petrie's mother walks in on them...




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Petrie's mother: "That's it. I'm done." *leaves*
« Last Edit: September 12, 2019, 09:03:14 PM by StardustSoldier »




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I'm speechless. Mama Flyer just disowned her own son...? That's the worst case scenario to finding out your child is doing drugs.


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My interpretation was more just her deciding, 'I want nothing to do with this marijuana-smoking situation. I'm outta here.' Not necessarily straight-up disowning Petrie, although it could come to that if his behaviour doesn't change.
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Alright, here's my plot twist revealed.

With Guido and Petrie finally free from the grasp of adult supervision, they're now free to smoke as much marijuana and get as high as they want. Back at the scene with the mysterious adult hand however, the scrolling wheel is still there, endlessly spinning. "What to do, what to do..." Despite being supposedly frozen in time, his thoughts are still quite active. He pondered for awhile, and then, an idea was suddenly hatched! Why not simply reverse the rotation of the buffer wheel? Logically speaking, it should reverse the "video" or time so to say. The adult hand had a feeling that it may work. And so, mustering all the strength and adrenaline that it could pour into its veins, the fingers slowly stretches out and it barely touches the rim of the wheel. "Contact! Yes!" With that, he slowly dials back the wheel, and surprisingly enough, everything around him is going in a reverse direction! The droplets that have fallen from the sky are now being sucked back into the clouds again like a vaccuum cleaner. Wind that was blowing South is now gusting Northward. He cackles viciously at the sight of this. He can finally get back at those two bird brains for even daring to defy him and run away with drugs. Truth be told, Petrie's mother was with him the entire time, only that Petrie and Guido never noticed due to his body blocking the view of her. And even more shocking, is the fact that the mysterious adult hand belongs to Guido's long lost father! Has Guido lost his mind, or does he not care? But anyway, both of the flyers are now being forced back to their previous location before escaping with the marijuana, as smooth as a rewind tape. When the rewind was completed, Petrie and Guido is now faced with the same adult that tried to foil them just moments ago. Guido studies this familar looking figure, and what he realized about this creature shook the living core out of him. It really...was his Dad. Both of them are silent, not a single peep or mechanical movement out of them. It was all too much to absorb at one time. The only thing they're emitting is the look of disbelief and horror on their faces. It was all over. The feeling in the air got even more dense as the sound of footsteps conjured in the distance. It was none other than Petrie's Mother. She's not even angry at this point, but overall very disappointed in her son that has turned into a juvenile delinquent. In a calm, but stern and harsh voice, she's the first to speak on everyone's behalf.

If anyone wants to continue the story, be my guest! :DD

Wow, did I really just come up with this right on the spot?


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