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Chorus: "Disney cranked out this sequel to make more money.  We do apologize for the bad scripts and some of the acting, but you see we are under contract and had to be in this movie, some of the others were just hired while walking down the street, or are janitors on the lot. "


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The new African Animal Kingdom Idol!  Vote them off and you'll get eaten!


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This my friends...is Lion King Opera....staring...Simba, Nala, Kovu, and Kira...in duet singing.."Time to say Goodbye...and a :cry...moving performance at that... :cry  :cry :D




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All: Agh! Pumba!
Pumba: (Off panel) Sorry.


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All lions: ROAR!

Director: And that's perfect! Cut!

All lions: (mouths are still open)

Director: ... You can close your mouths now, fellas.

Simba: We can't; they're stuck...


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All lions: (mouths are still open)

Director: ... You can close your mouths now, fellas.

Simba: We can't; they're stuck...

That actually can happen tu humans at least.

I don't really remember the details, but back in colonial America some of the settlers were having a feast and I guess someone forgot to close the chicken coup and the chickens got into where they were having the feast and into the food.

I guess everyone found it funny and they were all laughing. One guy apparently laughed so hard that his mouth got stuck open and the others had to push it closed.   :wow


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I guess the muscles spasm or something and can't relax.



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Quote from: kjeldo,Aug 9 2008 on  01:20 PM
a rock felt on their toes,
This rock must have a strange form XD.

Nala with open mouth: Why are we doing that again?

Simba: We are doing that, because we are supposed to look scary in this scene

Director: CUUUT, who said you are allowed to talk?


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Director: We've confirmed the new actors for the next movie! The Jonas Brothers!

Nala and Kiara scream with excitement.

Director: Oh wait, we also confirmed Miley Cyrus

Simba and Kovu scream in agony.


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Rofl. That would be so funny  :lol Though the Jonas brother's are not even that nicelooking at all.. And cyrus is a barbie doll from 15 :p Both of them are.. terrible in my eyes :p


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Dentist(offscreen):  "Oh, boy.  I don't know whose root canal to start first."


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Narrator: Welcome to the pan-lion opening-your-mouth-for-a-very-long-time-impics!