Moments away from disaster...

[F-14 Ace]

Wasn't sure where to put this since it's from a game but here it is.  I don't know how to make it scale down so you'll probably have to right click and select "view image" to see the whole thing.  Anyway, I decided to go for a relaxing nighttime ride across the prairie and no sooner had I departed the ranch than this little Hell spawn decided to show up and ruin my evening.  Seriously, cougars are a-holes!  Caption away!

[Sneak]

awww, so cute kity-kitty! :3
Would you pet it?

[F-14 Ace]

"Here kitty kitty kitty!  Who's a good murder kitty?  You are!

[StardustSoldier]

The player character was inspired by this adorable, heartwarming video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwCeqJMliYM

But alas, the player was not nearly as successful with his own attempt at befriending and taming a cougar. Poor, poor player.

[Sneak]

just like our house cats! :3
*listens to their relaxing purring*

[StardustSoldier]

Fun fact: Cougars are the largest cat species that can still purr.

[Sneak]

I think cheetahs are larger, and can purr too.

[F-14 Ace]

Nah, cheetahs are smaller.  Cougars are actually slightly larger than leopards despite being classified as lesser cats.