Spike and Ducky Caption

landbeforetimelover · **on:** March 13, 2008, 03:36:40 AM

Ducky: Spike! The director said you couldn't talk on screen! Now we have to do the shot all over again!

Kor · **Reply #1 on:** March 13, 2008, 04:11:38 AM

Spike: "I forgot what my lines are in the next scene."

Ducky: "They are the same as the ones in the last scene. You don't say anything. Just stand there and nod your head with what I say. "

Spike: "The things I do to be an actor."

Ducky: "At least you don't have to memorize all these lines. Some of them are silly."

Mornai · **Reply #2 on:** March 13, 2008, 04:09:16 PM

Director: cue eating scene!

Spike: but i'm not hungry!

Ducky: You eat whenever you are not supposed to, but never eat whenever you ARE supposed to!

Director: CUT!

Noname · **Reply #3 on:** March 13, 2008, 04:24:06 PM

(From the great valley witch trials)

Ducky: I saw Spike with the devil! He tried to make me write my name in his black book!

Spike: mmm... tree sweets.

Ptyra · **Reply #4 on:** March 14, 2008, 05:03:10 PM

Ducky: Why did you tell my boyfriend about that!?!?
Spike: (thinking): What's the matter with drooling in her sleep?

Tails_155 · **Reply #5 on:** March 14, 2008, 06:03:40 PM

Ducky: Hey! you are the host for Funniest Pets and People! I love that show!

Mornai · **Reply #6 on:** March 14, 2008, 07:51:40 PM

Ducky: I am afraid one day you are going to become so big you are going to blow up with all that you eat everyday!

The Great Valley Guardian · **Reply #7 on:** March 16, 2008, 02:52:39 PM

Ducky: SPIKE you ate my microphone! now how is the director going to hear me talk?!"

Spike: (Thinking) I thought it was a piece of candy!

Kor · **Reply #8 on:** March 16, 2008, 04:12:03 PM

Ducky: "You can't join that guild, no, no, no. They are enemies of my guild. You have to join my guild so then we can go on guild raids together. My other 13 brothers and sisters are in the same guild as me, they are."

Ptyra · **Reply #9 on:** March 16, 2008, 07:11:58 PM

Ducky: YOU wrote "Oops Eeps"?!?!

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #10 on:** March 16, 2008, 09:37:05 PM

Ducky: Spike! I just know you said that bad word in the "Meadow of Jumping Waters" episode, yep yep yep!

Spike(thinking): Aw s***! I mean, aw shoot!

kjeldo · **Reply #11 on:** March 21, 2008, 04:58:00 PM

ducky: you don't gonna tell me that you vooted on barack obama?
spike (thinking): what the f*ck? since when they got a president in this time?

hope you like it

Kor · **Reply #12 on:** March 22, 2008, 04:09:42 AM

Ducky: That green thing you ate was not a pile of leaves for your snack, it was the director's favorite hat, It was.

NeptuneNavigator2001 · **Reply #13 on:** April 30, 2008, 02:20:45 AM

Ducky: Spike!! How many times have I tolded you to NEVER eat the director's script! Now we do not have any script to work from, we do not! No, no, no!
Director: Ya know what?! Cut! That's it! I quit this lousy day job!!
Ducky: Oh - ! Now look at what you dided! You made the director quit, so now we will have to wait for a new director! We will, we will!!

Amaranthine · **Reply #14 on:** May 07, 2008, 06:01:30 PM

Ducky: "Now Spike, we need to find a a way to..."
Spike makes a weird face *farts*
Ducky:

jedi472 · **Reply #15 on:** May 07, 2008, 06:29:41 PM

Ducky: Spike....look behind you!

landbeforetimelover · **Reply #16 on:** May 07, 2008, 06:37:27 PM

Ducky(thinking): No Spike, you're supposed to be looking inside my mouth to see what's hurting me not looking behind me.

Spike(thinking)*Sees Sharptooth*: Oooooooh Sheetles!

Kor · **Reply #17 on:** May 07, 2008, 07:41:18 PM

Ducky: "Do not look behind you Spike, I can see Cera is mad and it is not a pretty sight, no it is not. Maybe she heard an adult call her dad Topsy and is mad since she can't bully them like she did me.

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #18 on:** May 07, 2008, 10:03:40 PM

Quote from: Rat_lady7,May 7 2008 on 05:01 PM

Ducky: "Now Spike, we need to find a a way to..."
Spike makes a weird face *farts*
Ducky:

Good one, Rat_Lady7!

Spike: Aw, s***!

Ducky: Spike! Did I not just lecture you on not using that word?

Spike: No, really! Look behind you!

Ducky(looks behind her): Oops! Aw, s***

!

(The consequences of eating too many greens

)