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F-14 Ace · **on:** May 15, 2009, 03:24:14 AM

Saphira: (sigh) Why did I hatch for this scrawny little dork?

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #1 on:** May 15, 2009, 07:25:13 AM

Saphira (thinking): "So, THIS is what the gods had in store for me to protect?"

F-14 Ace · **Reply #2 on:** May 15, 2009, 02:01:28 PM

Eragon: What? That wasnt me, I swear!

Saphira: No more Taco Bell for you.

Kor · **Reply #3 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:38:20 PM

Saphira: "All this fighting sucks. I'm flying us to Dinotopia so we can retire."

Nick22 · **Reply #4 on:** May 15, 2009, 11:38:21 PM

So I CAN'T eat you? Great...

Kit12 · **Reply #5 on:** May 16, 2009, 11:28:05 AM

Saphire: What do you mean you think you're stuck...

Nick22 · **Reply #6 on:** May 17, 2009, 12:42:06 AM

So how long am I stuck with you?

Myrkin · **Reply #7 on:** May 17, 2009, 08:22:50 AM

Saphira: "I have no idea why Draco sacrificed himself for humans..."

Nick22 · **Reply #8 on:** May 18, 2009, 12:56:15 AM

This snot-nosed brat? He's a RIDER?

General Grievous · **Reply #9 on:** May 18, 2009, 02:20:46 AM

Saphira: From now on I'm in charge! Got that?

Eragon (whines) WHY? I'm the rider and you're just the dragon. :angry:

Saphira: Exactly! I'm a dragon and you're just a little punk with a big ego! If you've got a problem with that then I'll just leave and you can go back to being a poor, dragonless farmboy!

Eragon: :cry2

Saphira: THAT'S IT!

Brom, would you like a new dragon since you're the only one in this movie who isn't a whining little putz? I'm tired of this little cry baby.

Nick22 · **Reply #10 on:** May 19, 2009, 01:18:13 AM

Brom, when can we can drop this kid off? He's driving me nuts!

Kor · **Reply #11 on:** May 19, 2009, 01:27:39 AM

Saphira: "It's a Leprechaun that gives you gold if you catch them, not a dragon. You got things a bit mixed up kid. & who says you caught me?"

Nick22 · **Reply #12 on:** May 19, 2009, 01:29:49 AM

I was just imagining you as a snack...

Kor · **Reply #13 on:** May 19, 2009, 01:35:01 AM

Eragon: "I'm not really a human. I'm really a dragon enchanted by an evil witch. Just a little kiss and I'll turn back into my true form."

Brom: "That story's older then me, kid."

Nick22 · **Reply #14 on:** May 19, 2009, 01:37:02 AM

Saphira: You need a bath , because you smell TERRIBLE

Noname · **Reply #15 on:** May 31, 2009, 03:58:20 PM

Why is this movie so terrible, Eragon? - Saphira

I think that the director wanted to sell it to RiffTracks. -Eragon.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #16 on:** June 26, 2009, 11:38:34 PM

Noname, you rock!
I love the Riff Tracks version of E-ragon. For all your internet ragon needs.

Noname · **Reply #17 on:** June 27, 2009, 02:59:36 AM

Saphira: This movie needs some robots and a man sitting in front of it, as silhouettes... and they need to make snappy comments to make the movie bearable.