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Chuck Norris Rumour Game

action9000

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He took a bite of the sun, crunched it down to the size of a watermelon seed and spat it around the world, burning the rear ends of all his competitors. :p

What happened that time when Chuck Norris met Jackie Chan?


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He shanghai'd Chan so bad he has nighmares about Chuck meeting him again :p.

I heard Chuck Norris met Godzilla...


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and that is why godzilla was such a whimp in the 1999 movie.

I heard Chuck got bit by a rattlesnake...


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And he survived by biting off the rattlesnake's head :x.

I heard Chuck Norris forgot how to put his boxers on...


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he's not called a "commando" for no reason ya know!  :lol

I heard Chuck Norris planted an entire orchard of apple trees


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...and grew all the trees with one drop of sweat :blink:.

I heard King Midas gave Chuck Norris his golden touch...