Real life Bambi and Thumper

Petrie. · **on:** August 18, 2009, 08:56:48 PM

What would they say to each other? Hmmm....

Ptyra · **Reply #1 on:** August 21, 2009, 05:21:50 PM

My mommy died, Thumper ;__;

Noname · **Reply #2 on:** August 21, 2009, 05:58:14 PM

Rabbit season!

Deer season!

Rabbit season!

Deer season!

Rabbit sea... ELMER SEASON?!

Amaranthine · **Reply #3 on:** August 21, 2009, 08:04:45 PM

Thumper: I bet I could head butt you!

Bambi: Not if I head butt you first!

Thumper: You will not!

Bambi: Will too!

Thumper: Will not!

Bambi: Will too!

Thumper: Will not!

Bambi: Will too!

Thumper: Will Truman!

Bambi: Who the heck is Will Truman?

Thumper: I dunno. :unsure:

Noname · **Reply #4 on:** August 21, 2009, 08:19:04 PM

Narrator of nature documentary: Alright! Which one of you super-glued that deer and that rabbit together?!

kjeldo · **Reply #5 on:** August 22, 2009, 07:28:47 AM

thumper: do you smell it too?

Noname · **Reply #6 on:** August 22, 2009, 10:49:15 AM

One day, making tracks
In the prairie of Prax,
Came a North-Going Deer
And a South-Going Rabbit.

And it happened that both of them came to a place
Where they bumped. There they stood.
Foot to foot. Face to face.

“Look here, now!” the North-Going Deer said, “I say!
You are blocking my path. You are right in my way.
I’m a North-Going Deer and I always go north.
Get out of my way, now, and let me go forth!”

“Who’s in whose way?” snapped the South-Going Rabbit.
“I always go south, making south-going tracks.
So you’re in MY way! And I ask you to move
And let me go south in my south-going groove.”

Then the North-Going Deer puffed his chest up with pride.
“I never,” he said, “take a step to one side.
And I’ll prove to you that I won’t change my ways
If I have to keep standing here fifty-nine days!”

“And I’ll prove to YOU,” yelled the South-Going rabbit,
“That I can stand here in the prairie of Prax
For fifty-nine years! For I live by a rule
That I learned as a boy back in South-Going School.
Never budge! That’s my rule. Never budge in the least!
Not an inch to the west! Not an inch to the east!
I’ll stay here, not budging! I can and I will
If it makes you and me and the whole world stand still!”

Well…
Of course the world didn’t stand still. The world grew.
In a couple of years, the new highway came through
And they built it right over those two stubborn animals
And left them there, standing un-budged in their tracks.

(Original Story from Dr. Seuss, with modifications.)

Link: http://zaxbypass.com/about/the-zax/