Pterano Caption

Kor · **Reply #20 on:** October 12, 2009, 03:35:31 AM

Pterano thinking: "A wonderful pose for such a wonderful creature."

Noname · **Reply #21 on:** October 12, 2009, 03:37:22 AM

Pterano actually has a string attached to him; the other end of it is tied to Topsy's tail... Pterano is the world's first living kite.

Ptyra · **Reply #22 on:** December 02, 2009, 10:20:38 PM

OOC: Missing picture is missing

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Amaranthine · **Reply #23 on:** December 03, 2009, 04:24:13 PM

^Gahh yeah I know.

Ptyra · **Reply #24 on:** March 21, 2010, 07:30:04 PM

(yay, it's back!)
Pterano: Ah HA! It's one of those pesky tiny longnecks that DARED to show their little feet in MY Valley! Why, the puny pest made a TERRIBLE mistake to sneak in and out of the Valley while we slept! Who knows?! Perhaps they'll destroy an entire tree next! They wouldn't DARE while I am around! I'll show them!
*dives and hits Grandpa Longneck*
Grandpa Longneck: It's no wonder Petrie did the same thing you just did.
Pterano: You look so much smaller up there...

Noname · **Reply #25 on:** May 06, 2010, 02:51:18 AM

Pterano: You can't see it from here, folks, but I'm actually tied to a string that Ducky is pulling on the other end. I agreed to be her kite for a day to make up for my having kidnapped her.

Kor · **Reply #26 on:** May 06, 2010, 10:56:33 AM

Pterano thinking: "There's Threehorn. I'll drop this leaf filled with some stinky mud in a large leaf from above that I'm holding in my feet. It'll be a surprise that he'll not soon forget."

Ptyra · **Reply #27 on:** May 06, 2010, 05:28:09 PM

*Dramatic Music playing*
Pterano: But WHICH dramatic music?

Kor · **Reply #28 on:** May 06, 2010, 05:59:23 PM

The opening shot for the new series: Pterano.

Noname · **Reply #29 on:** May 06, 2010, 06:39:26 PM

Pterano's last moment before beginning his final descent into the river.

RIP Pterano.

trulyfantasticme · **Reply #30 on:** April 18, 2011, 07:41:14 PM

Pterano: I'M FLYING!!!!! WOOOO-H-

Petrie: Uncle Pterano, watch out for the tree!!

Pterano: *realizing that he was heading straight into a big tree* Oh, snap! *that was the only thing he could say before he rammed into the tree* Who put that tree there...?

vonboy · **Reply #31 on:** April 18, 2011, 10:47:50 PM

{From Futurama)

Fangirls: "AHH! We love you Pterano!"

Pterano: "Shut up baby, I know it!"

Allicloud · **Reply #32 on:** April 19, 2011, 03:46:08 AM

News Reporter offscreen: We now go live, to our eye in the sky, Pterano, just over the Interstate99. Pterano?

trulyfantasticme · **Reply #33 on:** April 22, 2011, 07:20:37 PM

Pterano: *Singing* ...When I see you as high as a ki-OH MY GOODNESS! SHARPTEETH!!!!! Not in my valley you don't...*flies down to the trees, hiding in the branches, waiting until the sharptooth was underneath him to strike. With a vine, he dives down for the sharptooth's legs, tying the vine around them and then flying up to his jaws and tied the vine around them* Gotcha!

Mr. Threehorn: Pterano what's the big idea!? It's me!!

Pterano: :blink:

Mr. Threehorn! I am so sorry! I thought you were a sharptooth!

Mr. Threehorn: Do I look like a sharptooth to you? Now GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!

Pterano: Alright...

vonboy · **Reply #34 on:** April 22, 2011, 07:28:49 PM

^Continuing from above^

Pterano: "...on second thought, I do think that you look a lot better that way.

Mr. Threehorn: "Hey, I said get me out of here!"

Pterano: "You'll be ok, Besides, you got all that greenfood right next to you."

trulyfantasticme · **Reply #35 on:** April 23, 2011, 12:29:07 PM

*continuing from above*

Five years later...

Cera: Hey Daddy, can I ask you a question?

Threehorn: Sure Cera. Ask anything you'd like.

Cera: Is it true you got your butt kicked by Pterano?

Threehorn: :blink: :blink:

GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! PTERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :!

:angry: :mad

Cera: :blink:

In the Mysterious Beyond...

Pterano and Devon (my character) hear Threehorns extremely loud yell while fishing.

Devon: What the heck was that?

LBTLover1 · **Reply #36 on:** October 17, 2011, 10:10:05 PM

Pterano: The only way to take over the world is to place trojan viruses on every website known to man.

(so true)

StardustSoldier · **Reply #37 on:** September 01, 2019, 11:25:51 PM

And this is why Flyers were banned from the Great Valley Mario Kart tournaments...

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #38 on:** September 21, 2019, 03:08:37 PM

You really like to show off, do you Pterano? I suspect that the Photobucket censor prevented you from inflating your ego even further, so perhaps its a mistake on my part to uncensor your caption there.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #39 on:** September 22, 2019, 02:21:37 PM

^Nah. His ego is already so massive, it wouldn't have made any difference.