Crane

Spartanguy88 · **on:** September 29, 2009, 10:44:10 AM

Crane: I can't believe it; my trademark hat got crushed in the last fight I was in, and the only other one I have is the sombrero my cousin from Mexico sent me. Ugh...

MuchAdoAboutNonny · **Reply #1 on:** October 01, 2009, 02:05:21 AM

I accidentally caught my tailfeather's in a candle flame! If I stand up real straight, maybe Master Shifu won't notice...

Shifu: (offscreen) NOT!

Kor · **Reply #2 on:** October 01, 2009, 02:14:20 AM

Crane: "master Splinter asked us to teach his sons while he goes on vacation."

Noname · **Reply #3 on:** October 01, 2009, 02:30:31 AM

What is the the country just south of Russia, whose capital is Kiev?

Uh... I don't know. You crane! Tell me!

Ukraine is correct!

LBTDiclonius · **Reply #4 on:** January 04, 2011, 04:49:53 AM

Crane: Dude? Why didn't you put your pants on?

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #5 on:** January 04, 2011, 05:07:15 PM

He looks almost as miserable as that one guy that's always hanging around Kelso in Scrubs.