Po: Hey Master Shifu! i found this real shiny and comfortable toilet paper!
Shifu: that was the gold now brown sacred dragon scroll!
Po: oooh, do you have some, tissues?

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as flashback for mama's girl:
we see oogway float up to the sky for a while and then he gets knocked away by a plane into a bathing house, after which we hear many, MANY, female screams.
