I have no strong feelings on
Star Wars either way because I haven't watched any of the movies

Alright, that side, this is the grand finale of the review series; maybe
Journey of the Brave will win me over in a way most of the other sequels didn't, who knows.
Eight years after the release of
XIII came a surprise;
The Land Before Time: Journey of the Brave, a new entry to the series that... you know what, I'm going to keep being blunt, it's a cheap
Jurassic World cash-in, nothing more and nothing less. Nothing is going to come after this. But, how does this stand as the belated final entry in the series?
The story has a pretty decent, though derivative premise; Littlefoot's father, Bron, is thrown into peril, and Littlefoot sets off to save him alongside his... unusually begrudging friends; friends that he struggles to keep in check before he snaps and decides to leave them. It feels like something of a post-art shift rendition of
Journey through the Mists, with the drive to save a family member, some similar rocky desert aesthetic in places and scenes taking place in a cave where Littlefoot only has a friendly, cool character to bounce off of. At the same time, a key story beat - Littlefoot splitting from his friends after an argument between him and Cera - is lifted directly from the first movie. The execution of the rehashed ideas is mixed; outside of a few passable but by no means great scenes involving some very unique sharpteeth, it isn't all that great, the movie has a heaping helping of scenes that contribute to absolutely nothing (cough cough the diggers cough cough) and there are some very stupid and annoying scenes in the first half of the movie, but the pacing is decent, and a few of the more emotional scenes are decent - particularly those conveyed by the new character Etta, like her retelling of how Bron was endangered and her guiding Littlefoot to him at the Fire Mountain. The songs are split right down the middle - you have the terrible 'Hot and Stinky', the middling 'Today's the Day', the okay 'Better Off Alone' (which comes off as a better version of 'On Your Own' from
VI, jeez even the songs are recycled) and the great 'Look for the Light'.
Once again, I feel inclined to outright ignore Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike, because they are as bland as usual in
Journey of the Brave - with an extra layer of them being bizarrely disinterested in saving Bron, who is frankly a blank slate - but Littlefoot, surprisingly, is anything but. Whereas most of the sequels before now have played up his positive traits; his kindness and his braveness; this one actually goes in the direction of showing him more like how he was in the first movie by juxtaposing those traits with his flaws (which, if I recall correctly, only really reared their heads in
the first movie!) of being determined to the point of exhausting and enraging his friends and even being a little quick-tempered - his friends are slowing him down while he's on a mission to save his father, can you really blame him? All in all, Littlefoot's portrayal is a hightlight of the movie and an unbelievably refreshing change of pace from him being a bland-as-sand nicey-boy in most of the other sequels and especially welcome in lieu of his weird, annoying psychopath portrayal in the last movie. As for the new voice actors for established characters, they generally work: the narrator does a good job, Littlefoot's new voice fits the character well and Daddy Topps' new voice actor is decent, but I don't like Grandpa's new VA that much.
Also, Chomper and Ruby are here. They're literally just there to establish continuity with the garbage TV series. The world would be a better place if they weren't in the movie, but at least Chomper's voice actor does a really good job in his role.
The new characters are two in number and opposites in terms of quality. On one hand, Etta is a really fun new character with a great song, a great voice, some smirk-worthy jokes and some decent solemn moments. On the other hand, Wild Arms is kind of like a less annoying yellowbelly; he isn't really all that funny (his best scene, if you can even call it that, is him flaunting his superior grace and agility), but he isn't extremely annoying, and his biggest flaw is really that he comes off as really cold in a few scenes, most notably when Littlefoot asks him to help him find his father. As for the sharpteeth, the the featherheads are actually pretty cool; on the other hand, the
Carnotaurus is overhyped and kind of lame, the only thing going for it is its design and blatantly
Jurassic Park-ripped sound effects.
The animation has, once again, dipped in quality; it is a whole lot choppier than in the previous movies, and the movements are often really weird-looking. Same deal with the art; the character art in particular looks messier and less solid than usual. The backgrounds are good-looking, though, and convey a nice southwestern United States desert aesthetic. At the very least, the sharptooth designs are really strong - they are decent stylizations of
Carnotaurus and
Yutyrannus (wait, what do you mean the featherheads are supposed to be
Allosaurus!?).
What score I would give the movie boiled down to one question: did I think this was better than, worse than or on par with
The Land Before Time VIII: The Big Freeze? As I write this, and with my answer to this question in mind, my score is identical to that of that movie: a
5/10. It's better to end on a mediocre note than an abysmal note, I guess.
So, that is
The Land Before Time fourteenology; honestly, I feel like it peaked at Journey through the Mists, lost its soul with
The Mysterious Island, tried to end with
The Great Longneck Migration and veered off into a pile of nothing after the fact. If I return to the series, it will probably only be to the first four movies - maybe
VII and
XII, too.
The series lost its way with each passing day. It went too far and threw everything away.
- (in response to how I closed the XIII review) Alright, cynicism aside, the next movie is the only TLBT movie that I actually anticipated; the copy I have is the same one I picked up at Walmart on the day of its release.
- Meanwhile, on Victoria Island in Arctic Canada...
- barely a minute in and Smasher (=the gray T. rex from X) gets destroyed by a Stegosaurus, tearing apart his family and presumably leaving a bunch of baby Tyrannosaurus orphaned
- Ducky has new siblings on the way; I guess Mama Swimmer's Stegosaurus significant other is still around.
The song is a decent way of reintroducing all of the characters. - So, uh... why are these baby saurolophi here in the first place, other than to be cute?
- It feels... wrong to not hear Kenneth Mars' voice come out of Grandpa.
- A new term has been invented! "Ice" (10+ XP for Grandma Longneck)
- What is it with creatures in this world and not wanting to help dinosaurs out of certain death?
- Bron is strong, yes, but not wise.
- the voice actors that have been retained from the older sequels sound pretty much exactly like they did in XII.
- Petrie lives in a tree, apparently; Littlefoot point-blank says that Petrie is scared of everything.
- For once, Spike eating actually leads to good things happening... okay, yes, the good thing is in the form of stinkweed so noxious that it makes Ducky's nostrils vanish, but still.
- For once, the kids decide to exploit sharpteeth's strong senses of smell.
- Extensively feathered large theropods? In my Universal dinosaur movie!?
- so, the kids stop to drink, and then Spike stupidly starts eating his own cloak, and then Littlefoot falls in because of Spike's stupidity and the rest of the kids' brains turn to goo and make them think that Littlefoot is intentionally swimming in the pond
- Fast-acting water; the yutyrannuses immediately smell the kids after they start swimming.
- there is a strange-looking panning shot that uses CGI where the gang barely even change perspective even though the shot itself does
- I'm not going to fault the featherheads because A.) that's a pretty steep slope and B.) I don't think the pale one could have seen the rope trick coming.
- they're honestly a little scarier than usual sequel sharpteeth for as weird as their designs are in places; at the same time, the kids seem to be getting sharptooth-handling down to a science.
- Ruby sounds, and kind of reads as, younger here than she did in he TV series.
- The young ones have done way worse, Topps.
- the scene of Littlefoot looking out at the fire mountain is really good, as short as it is.
- "Chomper only eats bugs!" for now, Ruby... for now...
- 'On Your Own 2: The Angrying"
- Cera is still the best singer of the Gang of Five.
- Post-post-art shift Compsognathus - they are frugivores, they're called "diggers" because they live in burrows.
- Fiddles are things in this world.
- alright, there's something mildly amusing about seeing Petrie in a position of power, but this has nothing to do with anything
- No, the cute end gag of the diggers coronating a bewildered Parasaurolophus immediately after Petrie leaves doesn't make up for all of that wasted time.
- Etta's retelling of the volcano incident is a lot better than Wild Arms'; it's a lot more dramatic and not tainted by attempts to be funny.
- "That's my dad. He wouldn't leave anyone behind." Except you, Littlefoot.
- I think this is the only time that they've gotten a musical artist on board for a movie and given them room to flex their singing muscles; suffice to say that Reba is flexing, the song is really good.
- Bovus (the horned sharptooth, one last pet name for the road) barely does anything, why do people think he's so competent and one of the ultimate sharpteeth?
- Littlefoot and Etta are the only interesting characters here; everyone else is either one-note or kind of annoying.
- okay, Bovus is back; he threatens to be a threat for a few seconds
...because of Wild Arms, he almost gets everyone killed, and they're only saved by some lazy rainbowfaces. - It wouldn't have made a difference if Topps, Grandpa and the others didn't follow.
- I would feel insulted if I were compared to Bron.
- well that ended suddenly.
Apparently Littlefoot and his friends will always be together until the end of their days, even though Chomper and Ruby are going to leave once Red Claw is out of the picture... - There were three animation studios behind this, and I don't think they're the same ones behind the other sequels: Animation Studio Co., Brilliant Animation Studios and Tycoon Animation.
Before I cap this off, I'll provide some average scores that paint how I ultimately feel about the series as a whole:
The first four movies (1 - 4):
6.25/10The first three sequels (2 - 4):
5.3/10The pre-art shift sequels (2 - 6):
4.8/10The later sequels (5 - JotB):
3.9/10The post-art shift sequels (7 - JotB):
3.8/10The sequels in general (2 - JotB):
4.2/10The series as a whole (1 - JotB):
4.5/10I think the series is bad as a whole (I must stress that I don't think it's
terrible as a whole by any means; it's not that far from being middling in my book) but I still consider myself a fan; I'm sure that says something about me, but I'm not quite sure what.
Anyway, that's that - hopefully you all enjoyed this series of reviews, and if you didn't, hopefully I at least brought up a few interesting things in my notes. Goodbye for now
