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Funniest Quotes You've Heard

bestariana1girl

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(Zack & Brian had been making a movie about their siblings falling in love, but Zack tried to record Brian's answers on a review to cheat, he got caught and this happened-)

Teacher:  You can collect it later at the principal's office.

Teacher: Out! Both of you! Auf wiedersehen!

Brian:  Come on Zack, we're out.

Zack: Yeah, this place is dead anyway.

- Love At First Hiccup/The First Time (2009)
8 years with TGOF :yum


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Freak Interrupting: Just give us the homeless pig you fuck-...
[gets shot in the head]


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I could spend forever listing all sorts of Caitlin quotes that crack me up. :petrieLOL She always manages to get me giggling!

Here's just a few of her funniest moments...
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Jude: And use stupid pet-names like..."rasta-honey-party-munchkin"!
Wyatt: Uh...try "sweetiepoopookins" in a baby voice. We HATE that.
Caitlin: Really? Wow. I thought guys thought that was cute.
Wyatt: Uh...no.
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Caitlin, grumbling about her long nails: I'm like Wolverine's girlfriend!...Actually, Hugh Jackman's really hot, so, that wouldn't be so bad.
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Caitlin: Yeah, I should get back to work too. I have to dust all the lemons.
Nikki: You dust the lemons?
Caitlin: Business has been slow...
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Wyatt: Looks like you need these. *hands her the career day slips*
Caitlin: *sLAMS HER HEAD ON THEM*
Wyatt: Wow. You really did need them.
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Caitlin: I used to think [ex-boyfriend #322] was so hot, and now, he's just...antler guy! Guys all over this mall are counting on me to find the perfect present. Am I gonna tell them I didn't find it because of some goof in an antler hat?!
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Caitlin: *gives Wyatt her tacky diamond earrings*
Wyatt: Caitlin, I can't wear these!
Caitlin: Don't worry, your neck muscles will adjust.
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Wyatt: *Moans*
Jen: Is that an "I'm still into Serena" moan or a "My head is smooshed into a plate of fries moan"?
Caitlin: Judging from the pitch and timbre, I'd have to say it's a "Marlowe broke up with me" moan.
Wyatt: You're good!
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Caitlin: Girls bond over things they have in common. Hobbies, music, shopping, clothes, magazines, shoes, accessories, boys...did I mention shoes?
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Caitlin: What about Caitlin? That's a great name for a girl! Y'know, if she's pretty...
Nikki: And if she's NOT pretty?
Caitlin: Then go with Bertha or something...
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Gosh dang it I love this lil blonde dork :ChomperImAwesome
Current hyperfixation: Total Drama

Yacht life! :DD