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You get Cera and Ducky starring in the next Jackass film.

Inserts characters from Darwin's Soldiers and Insane Cafe.

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You get a crazy war in a coffee shop over evolution theory

I put in Littlefoot, my chemistry professor, and Mr Thicknose


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You are greeted by the sight of a young longneck almost blowing up the chemistry lab, only to be stern lecture from an elderly Pachyrhinosaurus.


I'll insert Ducky, a double neck bass and Geddy Lee of Rush
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You get Ducky playing Rush songs on a double-neck bass

I put in Spike, an iPhone charger, and a loose-leaf binder


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You get Spike packing faulty Iphone charges in a loose lead binder.

I'll put in Pterano, the English channel and a Spitfire fighter plane.