Stewie Griffin

Spartanguy88 · **on:** December 23, 2008, 05:26:11 PM

Stewie: I swear, I don't know what it is that Brian sees in these martinis. But they do sound like something to help me concentrate on what to do with Lois once I kill her.

Petrie. · **Reply #1 on:** December 23, 2008, 05:49:11 PM

Stewie: I had a long day on the set.

Kor · **Reply #2 on:** December 23, 2008, 09:22:06 PM

Stewie: "Planning her demise is very thirsty work, but I am 1 step closer to that day. Time to have a drink in celebration."

kjeldo · **Reply #3 on:** December 24, 2008, 05:17:46 PM

planning to kill lois makes thirsty,

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #4 on:** December 24, 2008, 08:09:18 PM

"Another day. Another attempt at Lois' life failed. Times are rough. *sigh*"

Lain_EX · **Reply #5 on:** December 24, 2008, 08:38:45 PM

"Would you like another drink, sir?"

Spartanguy88 · **Reply #6 on:** December 27, 2008, 11:32:57 AM

*The scene from the episode*

(After Stewie takes a drink)

Stewie: Oh my God! Do you know what it's time for? A sexy party!

Ptyra · **Reply #7 on:** December 31, 2008, 12:14:36 PM

Stewie: Perhaps if I get those Hairy Men intoxicated enough, I can convince them to kill Lois
Brown Rat Creature: Can we back her into a quiche afterwards!?
Stewie and Grey/Purple (don't know what color he is):..........
G/P RC: *takes out a frying pan and whacks comrade over the head*
(I havn't seen Family Guy, nor do I want to see it, but since I already get his...odd...ambition, I'll just play along)

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #8 on:** December 31, 2008, 03:00:46 PM

Being Brian's bartender is so annoying. After I kill Lois, Brian's next.