Kung Fu Ducky Caption

pokeplayer984 · **on:** May 19, 2009, 04:36:36 PM

Get ready for our greatest protection against LBT haters. Introducing:

Haters who come here will feel our wrath. Kung Fu Ducky style!

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #1 on:** May 22, 2009, 11:17:09 AM

*Inspired from The Lion King

*

Everything's all good so far on the homefront, until Ducky sees her friends surrounded by fastbiters.

Ducky: "Let them go!"

Random fastbiter: "Hey, who's the pipsqueak?"

Ducky: "Are you talking to me?"

Littlefoot (whispering): "Uh, oh! They called her a pipsqueak!"

Ducky: "Are you talking to ME?"

Cera: "Should not have done that!"

Ducky: "ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!"

Petrie: "Now fastbiters in for it!"

Ducky: "THEY CALLED ME PIIIIPSQQQQQUEEEAK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! TAKE THAT! HIIIIIIIIIIYAAA! I WILL SHOW YOU PIPSQUEAK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Others: :blink:

Lain_EX · **Reply #2 on:** May 23, 2009, 01:15:07 PM

Everybody wants kung fu Ducky! =3

Serris · **Reply #3 on:** May 25, 2009, 07:59:09 PM

Hmm. All we need is a Great Valley Air Corps and we're all set.

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #4 on:** May 26, 2009, 02:05:50 PM

Petrie: "That not nice! Give us our lunch back!"

Hyp: "Oh, yeah?! What are you two runts gonna do about it?!"

Ducky: "ARRRGH! I HAVE HAD IT! I WILL SHOW YOU RUNT! AHHHHHH!"

*Grabs Hyp by tail and launches him into Nod and Mutt*

Hyp, Nod and Mutt (confused, thinking): "WTF?"

Petrie (thinking): "Ducky hot when she kick butt

:."

Nick22 · **Reply #5 on:** May 26, 2009, 02:49:25 PM

I'm trained in 17 different moves...

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #6 on:** May 26, 2009, 03:26:31 PM

Quote from: Nick22,May 26 2009 on 12:49 PM

I'm trained in 17 different moves...

Ducky: Anyone wish to see an 18th one I just mastered?

Littlefoot: Um, if you prefer beating up Hyp with it, we'd be okay with it.

Cera: Uh... yeah! Let's go find Hyp and have him see it.

Petrie: Sound good to Petrie! (*thinking* Then me get to see Ducky hot move!

:)

Nick22 · **Reply #7 on:** May 26, 2009, 03:28:43 PM

ALi: Remind me not to tick off Ducky!

Kit12 · **Reply #8 on:** May 26, 2009, 03:57:07 PM

Ducky: Look Cera, I learnded how to be really mad!

Cera: Ah! Ducky, you weren't suppose to learn that well!! *runs away*

Topsy: *sees his daughter coming* Cera, what is it?! Are sharpteeth in the valley?!

Cera: Save me from the swimmer!!

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #9 on:** May 27, 2009, 12:44:43 PM

Before he goes to bed at night, Chuck Norris peeks under his bed to ensure Kung Fu Ducky is not there

.

Nick22 · **Reply #10 on:** May 27, 2009, 12:45:37 PM

I'm the protector of this valley..

LBTFan13 · **Reply #11 on:** May 27, 2009, 12:53:58 PM

Mortal Kombat!

Ducky versus everybody else.

Round 1: FIGHT

Ducky beats the crap out of everybody and they run away.

Ducky wins :blink:

Nick22 · **Reply #12 on:** May 27, 2009, 01:35:56 PM

Ducky working on learning move #19...

Amaranthine · **Reply #13 on:** May 27, 2009, 08:28:41 PM

After 20 years of trying to "talk big" or "getting mad", Ducky finally learns to stick up for herself, and she is becomes the protector and master of the Great Valley. Her mother and the rest of her family were very proud of her, and so was everyone else.

So then, from this day onward, she was known as, "Kung Fu Ducky!"

Nick22 · **Reply #14 on:** May 27, 2009, 09:02:53 PM

Ducky will not take guff from no one.. well maybe grown Sharpteeth..

Noname · **Reply #15 on:** May 31, 2009, 04:06:59 PM

Ducky has a fifth-degree black belt and is not afraid to use it!

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #16 on:** June 09, 2009, 08:22:57 PM

Ducky: Many untrained Kung Fu Students say it's impossible, but I just mastered 20 moves. All of which can kill someone 10,000 times my size.

Cera: Well, I guess we don't have to worry about sharpteeth anymore.

Ruby: Um, could you teach me some of the Master Level moves that you have mastered?

Ducky: *cracks knuckles* Gladly!

Cera: Why do I have the feeling Ruby will be regretting it in the morning?

Noname · **Reply #17 on:** June 09, 2009, 11:01:32 PM

Ducky: I am not strong enough to move a sharptooth, but I can kill one in 50 ways using my left foot alone, yep, yep, yep!

Others: :blink:

Ducky: Well, maybe when I grow up...