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I Want to be the Guy

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pokeplayer984

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on: May 12, 2009, 01:08:05 PM
Warning: The game you are about to download by clicking on the link is the hardest game you will ever face.  You will run into traps that you will often get killed by.  Even masters have a difficult time beating it.  Yes, it's that hard.

Still want to play?  Fine, I'll give you more warnings...

Your character will only be one pixel.  You can barely see him.  You will often die of spikes and cover them with your shredded bloody remains.  If you ever make it to a boss, your only weapon is a gun and it takes a million hits to win.

If you still want to click, then you are either the most brave or the most foolish person I have ever met.

http://www.bigdownload.com/games/i-wanna-b...-guy-full-game/

I'll only give you one positive on it...

It can be beaten.

If you download this, GOOD FREAKING LUCK!

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Reply #1 on: May 12, 2009, 01:10:26 PM
I'll try just for the heck of it. ._.

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Reply #2 on: May 13, 2009, 12:19:48 AM
Well, I just went and saw a few videos of the playthrough of it. (Yeah, I went and spoiled myself.  Big deal!) I'll just say that the final boss is a very nice twist.

Oh, and if any of you are having trouble with the controls like I did, here, let me help you:

Move character: arrow keys

Shoot (Start Game): Z

Jump: Left Shift (Press while in air to Double Jump)

That's it! (Wow!  Kind of like an NES controller, but backwards.) Yeah, such simple controls, but such a hard freaking game!

Seriously though, final boss, good luck seeing your character.  Yeah, it gets that freaking dark on ya.

The ending, just makes me want to play it more now.

Well, see ya later! :)

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