Strange and random statements

[F-14 Ace]

Alright, I'll explain this.  This is just someplace to say strange, completely off the wall, somewhat comical and random statements.  They can be true or false, just don't get way out of hand and say innapropiat stuff.
Rules
Rule 1. Statements must not break any rules of this forum or intentionally insult any member.
Rule 2. have fun
Rule 3. statements must be strange and rando.  try to make them funny too.  They don't have to be false either.
Rule 4. Statements must have nothing to do with the previous statement.
Rule 5. Did you know that a pregnant goldfish is called a twit?

[Petrie.]

I don't think so, F-14.

In our rules:

Section 3

1 - no creation of entirely random/pointless topics that offer no meaningful discussion; these include topics that 'brag' about reaching a certain post count
a.) quick announcements such as an extended absence are fine
b.) exceptions may be made in regards to games (ask a staff member first for approval)

And I don't approve.