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As you know, the forum has been fighting spammers and bots for years. We have seen our fair share of "Custom Kitchens UK", scammy Internet hosting companies, and bots trying to send us to a business's homepage. But after fighting the tidal wave of spam for so many years, the admins had a persistent thought: what if the spammers are right? Not in terms of posting nonsense links and trying to scam our users, but in trying to make money through our unique platform?

Well, thanks to the helpful counsel of Taunt, we have finally decided to move the forum in a new direction. Please see his important post on the matter in this topic

Happy birthday, TheNumberOneShmuck!

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Hello:
 And happy delayed birthday!
 I hope you did have a great day :DD


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It is the fourth time that you are celebrating your birthday while with the GOF :)
Congratulations for your 21st birthday (now legally of age in every respect everywhere in the world) TheNumberOneShmuck.
I hope that you have a great celebration worthy of the occasion today... :celebrate
...and an awesome 22nd year of life full of health, success, happiness, friendship, luck, peace, and love to come :birthday


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Why thank you, Malte. Nice to be able to count on this topic every year to take my mind off the fact that I'm still a worthless, jobless, mollusk of a human.

Oh! Except now I can drink and gamble. Wonderful. Maybe I can find some cesspool to blow what little money I have on an empty hope and some urine disguised as a carbonated drink, which will eventually cause me to black out, puke, and **** my pants, all at the same time. Then I can come back and continue to not contribute anything to this board, which deserves better than having to recognize the day the Universe had a stroke and inadvertently caused my creation. I suck.

P.S. ...

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...Nah, I'm just screwin' around. I am an unemployed zilch, but I'm not that bothered or depressed by it :3


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Hello:
 Well, maybe something good will happen very soon, so it is very great that you don't let yourself be depressed, that is awesome.

 And, by the way, happy birthday! :birthday  :DD  :lol  :wow  :smile  :angel  :!


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:birthday Happy Birthday TheNumberOneSchmuck!! :birthday

Hope you've had (have) a great day today! Always good to see another member spending yet another birthday with us!  :smile Have a good one!

:celebrate :celebrate


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Happy birthday.  Hope you have a great day and lots of good luck.  

 :birthday  :DD  :wow  :lol  :!  :smile  :idea  :angel  :celebrate  :cheers