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Pterano and his nephew

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Bruton the Iguanodon

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on: March 29, 2012, 02:10:28 AM

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Reply #1 on: March 29, 2012, 03:14:40 AM
"Petrie, even I find that scheme of yours disturbing!"

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Reply #2 on: March 29, 2012, 07:47:38 AM
Petrie: Uncle Pterano! Me have secret to tell you!

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Reply #3 on: November 06, 2012, 09:09:29 PM
Petrie: Your skin is soooo velvety

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Reply #4 on: November 06, 2012, 09:09:50 PM
Petrie: Your skin is soooo velvety
Pterano: It's actually a condition...

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Reply #5 on: November 12, 2012, 10:16:37 PM
Petrie: You hear me now? How about now? Now? Uncle Pterano?
Pterano: O_o
"Not all who wander are lost"
J. R. R. Tolkein

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Reply #6 on: November 12, 2012, 11:20:14 PM
Petrie: Yeeeeeeees, I am petting you now, yeeeeees

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Reply #7 on: November 16, 2012, 03:44:06 PM
Petrie: Hey Uncle?

Pterano: Yes, Petrie?

Petrie: Me have confession to tell you.

Pterano: Go ahead. You can tell me anything.

(Petrie whispers it into his uncle's ear. When he hears it, his eyes are suddenly as large as a golfball.)

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Reply #8 on: November 16, 2012, 10:27:17 PM
Petrie: "It ok uncle.  Me no tell you like Me Little Pony show.  It secret."

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Reply #9 on: November 17, 2012, 12:32:59 AM
^ That actually would not surprise me. Though, I don't he would do to famously with Trixie. Their egos would repel of one another.

Pterano: I appreciate you're trying out new talents, but does hypnotism have to be one of them?

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Reply #10 on: July 29, 2017, 09:53:01 PM
Pterano: "Oh, Petrie, what should I do? I took this long journey upon me to find a partner to build a new life out here in the Mysterious Beyond but none of the female even had a look for me. What is wrong with me? I know I can be very convincing and I'm very knowledgeble with how to word myself. Are my flirts really that bad? Or am I just too old to compete against these upstarts? It is disheartening, my nephew..."

Petrie (tired from being up all night to assist his uncle in the "courtship" process): "Maybe you old fart but me like you as you be. But now Petrie wanna sleeeeeeeeeeep..." *yawns*

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