*Sharptooth is on ophthalmologist consultation*
Petrie: Don't move, big scary dude! Stay still! Or do you want I damage your only good eye?
Ducky: Oh, you're so bad and naughty, big Sharptooth! Yes, you are! No wonder you did hurt your right eye, jumping on that spike bush. And you was so insolent to blame our longneck friend in that! Very-very-very bad from your side!