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Things the LBT cast would NEVER say...

Cancerian Tiger

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(SpongeBob refernence)

Cera:  "Chocolate?!  CHOCOLATE?!  CHOOOOOOCOLATE!"


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Littlefoot: Yo, Cera!! What are ya doing?

Cera; Playing World of Warcraft, you?

Littlefoot: just Counter-Strike


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This one's inspired from a comic I saw the other day:

*Ducky and Ali are at a Starbucks*

Ducky:  "Where is my frapucchino at?"

Ali:  "Ducky, NEVER end a sentence with a preposition!"

Ducky:  "Okay.  Where is my frapucchino at, b****?"

Ali: :blink:

 :lol


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Cera:  "Guys, I seriously need a pint or two of Guinness right now."

Littlefoot:  "Since when did you start drinking beer, Cera?"

Cera:  "Ever since the animation started going downhill.  Bunch of cheapskates at Universal."

Littlefoot:  "Sounds fair.  Mind if I try some?"


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Littlefoot's Grandfather: Bron, can you hear me?

Bron: Yes, papa longneck. Where is (name of Littlefoot's mother)? Is she safe? Is she alright?

Littlefoot's Grandfather: It seems in your anger, you killed her.

Bron: I-I couldn't have! She was alive! I felt it!

(Bron smashes things while Littlefoot's grandfather laughs evily)

Bron: NOOOOO!!!!!


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Just to add on, to the last post.

Bron: Littlefoot, I am your father?

Littlefoot: (Says a really long) NO!


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The gang: I am the eggman, we are the eggman, I am the walrus!

NOTE: f-22, at my camp, we actually wrote our own version of that song. It was funny. I think the link is somewhere, but I can't find it. I'll post it here later.


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Sierra: Maybe I don't have to kill you, I'll do far worse by hurting you?

And I wish to keep on hurting you. I will leave you in the Mysterious Beyond, like you left me alone.

Pterano: SIERRA!


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Littlefoot: With great power comes great responsibility.

Shorty: We will eat your brain!

Ducky: I am the green goblin, I am, I am. Muhahaha!


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Ducky: "I'll fly up and take a look."

Petrie: "Me swim away."


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Ducky:  "I do not like water, oh no no no.  It is dark, anyone can drown, and who knows what is in it.  Water is bad.  It is, it is."


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Totally random.

Strut: Where's my shotgun? (See the Insane Cafe to get that joke.)

Poster of the GOF's 200,000th post

Please read and rate: Land Before Time: Twilight Valley - The GOF's original LBT war story.


Kor

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Ducky: "Spike is snoring to loud.  I'll go over to where Littlefoot sleeps and sleep there instead."



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Littlefoot: "First my car keys, and now the remote control.  Where are the things I keep loosing?"


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Ducky:  "I tell you what.  This script is terrible.  I'm gonna go out to have a smoke and beer.  When I get back, this better be revised.  I can't do something like this!"


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Ducky: "A sharptooth? Lets go and punch it in the face."