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Things the LBT cast would NEVER say...

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Ducky: "Yes!  It is our lunch break, yep yep yep.  Come, Cera.  Let us go smoke a joint real quick, yep yep yep."


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Topsy: Ahh! Cera!

Cera: Daddy! What are you and Tria-?

Topsy: Nothing! I was uh... resting my front feet on her back...

Tria: You can keep going; I don't mind Cera watching...

Cera:  :unsure:  :x  :blink:

Topsy:  :crazy (turns to camera) No wonder we would NEVER say this, folks.


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^^ That's so wrong it would not even make a "LBT Bloopers" cut :spit  :spit  :lol!

Petrie: "Me wonder how babies made."

Littlefoot: "My grandparents say I'm too young to worry about babies."

Cera: "Daddy says a magical flyer comes in the night and places the eggs in the nests."

Ducky: "What is the matter with him, Cera?!  Babies are made when a male and a female *censored*, yes they do!"

Littlefoot, Petrie, and Cera: :o  :unsure:  :blink:

Spike: :rolleyes:


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Moving to a cleaner post...

Tria: Alright, which one of you artists decided to make me a PINK triceratops?! I might as well have a sign on me saying "Topsy's mate."


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Chomper: I'll have the Longneck burger with a side of fries.


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Littlefoot: "So, what'd you have for dinner last night, Cera?"

Cera: "I had that possum I hit with my truck.  It was good, especially with just a dash of stinky on it!"

Littlefoot: :crazy


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Ducky's Mom: Even I don't know how many children I have... or what their names are... except for Ducky and Spike. Heck, I don't even know if most of them are girls or boys...


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Littlefoot: To the batmobile!

Ducky: ualuealueualuealueualuealue!

Cera: :blink:

Spike: mmm... treesweets.


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Topsy: Who's the Rocketeer?

Petrie: Not me! (rocket strapped to back goes off) AHH!!!


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Petrie: Me gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today!

Chomper: Try to guess what that references!


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Petrie: "Strange dino give me seeds he say magical."

Cera: "Sounds like the start of another goofy adventure."


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Quote from: Kor,Sep 22 2009 on  11:42 PM
Perie: "me find lot buttons. Me press them all."
After Petrie pressed one button.

computerized voice: self destruct seqence activated.

Petrie: um...

computerized voice: 5,4,3,2....

Petrie: Oh no

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

moral: don't press every button you see  :lol
 

 


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Ducky (while playing iPod): "RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!"

Littlefoot:  :blink: "Listen to enough death metal today, Ducky?"


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Ali: Help! Help! (Red Claw threatens Ali)

Littlefoot: I'll save you! (eats a treestar while popeye theme plays, then he beats Red Claw.)


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Ducky: "I am too fat.  I need to lose weight, yep yep yep."