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So I Was Thinking . . .

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What if the reason we can't find the LBT lost footage is because we are going to invent a time machine and steal the lost footage before it disappears, therefore ensuring that it will disappear?

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. . . Yeah, I've been drinking Nyquil to help me get over a cold . . .

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. . . Or what if it was aliens? It's always aliens.

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Another possible answer: the lost footage didn't exist. It's existense is a big lie made by Universal to spark people's curiosity.


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Or maybe they're the Antichrist.
What's the purpose of this topic, anyway? :)


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So let's speculate some more, in the most serious way possible.
Another idea is that the lost footage is too incomprehensible for human beings, so Universal decided to keep it secret, to avoid triggering the end of the world.


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Or maybe the lost footage would have brought an era of peace and prosperity, and it was cut so that more people would buy firearms and ninja-stars.


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No, the Evil World Government doesn't want people to posess firearms and ninja-stars. There should be another explanation.


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Maybe the lost footage was known to cause seizures and head-lice.


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Another explanation: the lost footage was stolen by the Illuminati. I think this explains everything. They are wicked enough to do that.


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But the aliens would never decide to join a puny human sect of fanatics.


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Then they must have been werewolf-robots posing as aliens.


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Dudes,it's so obvious that I have no idea why I'm the only one who know this.Anybody who watch that lost footage dies within seven days.Nobody wanted to keep it a secret,it's just that everybody died who made a contact with it.Thus it must be in some grave.So if you want to find it you have to dig up some graves.Maybe werewolf-robot graves.


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Maybe it got sucked up into space and get destroyed by a asteroid.


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Mind if I just roll this towards the party room ? :p


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But this is a very important and serious discussion, it should be in the Fridge.