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LBT Dumb Ways to Die

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Try and recreate the experience of being in a sharptooth's mouth by going in a sharptooth's mouth.
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Eat all the treesweets in the Hidden Canyon and fall asleep as Redclaw, Screech, and Thud arrive.

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Sitting on a rock on the edge of a mountain, and the rock falls.
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Telling Saro to speak to Grandpa and he stomps causing rock slide to kill you.

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Playing "The Floor is Lava" in an actual lava pit.
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Dil saying hide in his mouth and you do.

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Guido gliding in an updraft and being sent spiraling into a Smoking Mountain.
Would it be possible for swimmers and flyers to get more love around here? Both figuratively… and literally.







That one guy who writes LBT fanfiction and accidentally makes them five times longer than he'd originally intended.


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Taking swimming lessons with Swimming Sharptooth and he promises “not to bite.”

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Getting squished by a stupid stomper.
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Staying underwater with Mo without getting a breath.

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Looking directly in the Bright Circle. Shiny peep eye no-no!
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Toosy sleeps rams (he’s verauon of sleep walk) you.

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Mistaking Threehorn for a lady.
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Scaring Rhett who gets an adult longneck posse to come and tranple you.

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Tinysaurus tickle you to death.
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Hitch a ride of Seirra. XD

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Getting in a snowball fight with Mr. Threehorn.
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Being Chomper’s friend for dinner! :o


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Rising Sharptooth’s back off the cliff in LBTI.

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