Petrie and a puddle

Dalekdino · **on:** May 12, 2015, 06:44:44 AM

"Oh me hate it when me land in puddle! Now my tootsies all soggy and cold.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1 on:** May 12, 2015, 08:16:54 PM

^Nice one.

Petrie's attempt at water-skiing ended in failure upon realizing that cable skis were not yet invented.

The Lone Dragon · **Reply #2 on:** May 13, 2015, 05:56:50 AM

Petrie: Look guys me can walk on water

Proceeds to rush into puddle

SPLASH!

Gang:

Ducky: Petrie you are not a Swimmer nope nope nope and not even we can walk on water

Petrie:

Oh this is embarrassing, if only me knew that me can no walk on water before

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #3 on:** May 13, 2015, 12:41:53 PM

Petrie: Me not care how cold water is; me need wee-wee reaaaal bad!

Dalekdino · **Reply #4 on:** May 14, 2015, 03:20:02 AM

" Hmm this sure is warm puddle of water,.. Wait this puddle not water it it... Big puddle of wee wee!!! YYYYYYYYYUCK!

StrutEggStealer · **Reply #5 on:** May 17, 2015, 11:24:48 PM

"Wait me no can go swimming! Me just eat! Me gotta wait at least 20 minutes!"

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #6 on:** August 03, 2015, 04:55:43 PM

Petrie: Woah...me not know me have dimples all this time! (feels his beak) Nor did me know how smooth my beak is...