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*Fart*

Grandpa long neck: Excuse  me.... ( makes embarrassed  grin like in shot)

Grandma long neck: Oh grandpa....

Grandpa long neck: The ERM watering hole weed taking its toll I'm afraid ..

Littlefoot  near by tries not to laugh



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Perfect

I wonder how dinosaurs' farts sound like?
Earthquake size or something? Oh well.
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Quote from: jorrdy12,May 31 2016 on  09:57 PM
Perfect

I wonder how dinosaurs' farts sound like?
Earthquake size or something? Oh well.
I wouldn't go striking matches when I dinosaur farted either or they'd be a rather nasty explosion


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Quote from: Dalekdino,May 31 2016 on  04:04 PM
Quote from: jorrdy12,May 31 2016 on  09:57 PM
Perfect

I wonder how dinosaurs' farts sound like?
Earthquake size or something? Oh well.
I wouldn't go striking matches when I dinosaur farted either or they'd be a rather nasty explosion
just think of it you're in a boxing match with a dinosaur (not that its possible)
It would be your probably last nightmare....

then suddenly the ground starts moving huge explosion of smell

"Wait, what is that?"

"Sorry i farted" *Everyone faints out of the smell*

"Heh, i guess is shouldn't have eaten that much stinkweed, well atleast my opponent is K.O. does that mean i win this match?

THE END

Thats how i think a boxing match should be between a Dino and Human
The universe has a beginning, but no end. —Infinite.
The stars too have beginnings, but their power accompanies their decline.  —Finite.
It the wise who are the most foolish. History has taught us as much.
The fish of the sea know not the world of the land. Were they to possess wisdom, they too would experience decline.
It is more absurd that humans should surpass the speed of light than it is that fish should start living on the land.
- Steins;Gate (anime / visual novel)


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Quote from: jorrdy12,May 31 2016 on  10:07 PM
Quote from: Dalekdino,May 31 2016 on  04:04 PM
Quote from: jorrdy12,May 31 2016 on  09:57 PM
Perfect

I wonder how dinosaurs' farts sound like?
Earthquake size or something? Oh well.
I wouldn't go striking matches when I dinosaur farted either or they'd be a rather nasty explosion
just think of it you're in a boxing match with a dinosaur (not that its possible)
It would be your probably last nightmare....

then suddenly the ground starts moving huge explosion of smell

"Wait, what is that?"

"Sorry i farted" *Everyone faints out of the smell*

"Heh, i guess is shouldn't have eaten that much stinkweed, well atleast my opponent is K.O. does that mean i win this match?

THE END

Thats how i think a boxing match should be between a Dino and Human
I meant matches as in fire ones.  And not to light them when a dino farts cause it would ignit the gas from the huge dino fart.


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Quote from: Dalekdino,May 31 2016 on  04:14 PM
Quote from: jorrdy12,May 31 2016 on  10:07 PM
Quote from: Dalekdino,May 31 2016 on  04:04 PM
Quote from: jorrdy12,May 31 2016 on  09:57 PM
Perfect

I wonder how dinosaurs' farts sound like?
Earthquake size or something? Oh well.
I wouldn't go striking matches when I dinosaur farted either or they'd be a rather nasty explosion
just think of it you're in a boxing match with a dinosaur (not that its possible)
It would be your probably last nightmare....

then suddenly the ground starts moving huge explosion of smell

"Wait, what is that?"

"Sorry i farted" *Everyone faints out of the smell*

"Heh, i guess is shouldn't have eaten that much stinkweed, well atleast my opponent is K.O. does that mean i win this match?

THE END

Thats how i think a boxing match should be between a Dino and Human
I meant matches as in fire ones.  And not to light them when a dino farts cause it would ignit the gas from the huge dino fart.
Thats also a possiblity

still if they can light matches doesn't it still maybe kill all the humans or something near them in a 5 meter radius? because i can imagine them being highly flamable and smelling :p
The universe has a beginning, but no end. —Infinite.
The stars too have beginnings, but their power accompanies their decline.  —Finite.
It the wise who are the most foolish. History has taught us as much.
The fish of the sea know not the world of the land. Were they to possess wisdom, they too would experience decline.
It is more absurd that humans should surpass the speed of light than it is that fish should start living on the land.
- Steins;Gate (anime / visual novel)


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Quote from: Dalekdino,May 31 2016 on  04:50 PM



*Fart*

Grandpa long neck: Excuse  me.... ( makes embarrassed  grin like in shot)

Grandma long neck: Oh grandpa....

Grandpa long neck: The ERM watering hole weed taking its toll I'm afraid ..

Littlefoot  near by tries not to laugh
Topsy (OS, gagging): And I thought Kosh's farts from overripe sweet bubbles were bad.


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Grandpa - Where are all of the tree stars?

Grandma - Sorry dear I ate them all.


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Grandpa: Dear I've been keeping a secret from you


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Quote from: ADFan185,Jun 1 2016 on  11:45 AM
Grandpa: Dear I've been keeping a secret from you
Oh man the possibilities with that one.


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Grandma: Dear did you try and sneak something?

Grandpa: Umm yes dear I'm sorry


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Grandma (makes face like in the picture)

Grandpa: The joys of old age. *sarcasm* Sorry dear; guess I drank too much water.



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Grandpa: Sorry dear I shouldn't have tried to take your food



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Grandpa: I shouldn't have tried to make a move on you


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Grandma: What is that smell?

Grandpa makes a face like in the picture