Slip and Slide Sharptooth

Gentle Sharptooth · **on:** March 21, 2020, 02:52:43 PM

Sharptooth decided to join Ducky on the Slidp and Slide, much to her dismay.

@Sneak

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #1 on:** March 21, 2020, 02:55:11 PM

That's not how you play, silly! You don't scrape the ground...you slide on the ground!

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #2 on:** March 21, 2020, 02:57:07 PM

Sharptooth: It’s ok! I got this.

*Sharptooth runs and closes his eyes as he slides, failing to see Ducky was already going first*

Ducky: Ahhhh! He’ll squish me! No! No! Noooooo!

Sneak · **Reply #3 on:** March 21, 2020, 03:00:44 PM

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what?

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #4 on:** March 21, 2020, 03:02:24 PM

Quote from: Sneak on March 21, 2020, 03:00:44 PM

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what?

You are the Original Sharptooth in Sharptooth Clan, I thought you should be privy to all Sharptooth pics. In case you need to redact anything.

Anagnos · **Reply #5 on:** March 29, 2020, 10:03:16 AM

This slide is for the children, Mr. Sharptooth!

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #6 on:** March 29, 2020, 01:48:28 PM

Sharptooth reads *Slide weight limit is 400lbs*

Sharptooth: I’m only 8 Tons, it’ll be ok.

*Hits slide and mountain collapses*

8 Tons is 16,000lbs

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #7 on:** March 29, 2020, 09:53:46 PM

🎵 Slide to the left! 🎵

Ding!

🎵 Slide to the right! 🎵

Ding!

🎵 Freeze! 🎵

Sharptooth doesn't wait and proceeds to slide anyway. He's really excited I suppose.

AHHH! Sharptooth! Wait! It's not your turn! Nope, nope, nope!

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #8 on:** March 29, 2020, 09:55:49 PM

Sharptooth: I’m going!

Ducky: No! No! No!

*Duckbill screams*

Anagnos · **Reply #9 on:** March 30, 2020, 02:45:52 AM

Have you ever heard the tragic tale of Sharptooth the Dumb? They say he wanted to use the slide... but forgot to check if anyone was in the way. And so, an innocent duckbill lost her life. Tragic.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #10 on:** March 30, 2020, 02:50:08 AM

Quote from: Anagnos on March 30, 2020, 02:45:52 AM

Have you ever heard the tragic tale of Sharptooth the Dumb? They say he wanted to use the slide... but forgot to check if anyone was in the way. And so, an innocent duckbill lost her life. Tragic.

And that’s the reason why the rest of the alive Gang members agreed on a major consensus to euthanize this mentally retarded Sharptooth.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #11 on:** March 30, 2020, 02:54:39 AM

Quote from: ImpracticalDino on March 30, 2020, 02:50:08 AM

Quote from: Anagnos on March 30, 2020, 02:45:52 AM
Have you ever heard the tragic tale of Sharptooth the Dumb? They say he wanted to use the slide... but forgot to check if anyone was in the way. And so, an innocent duckbill lost her life. Tragic.

And that’s the reason why the rest of the alive Gang members agreed on a major consensus to euthanize this mentally retarded Sharptooth.

Boulderdash!

Anagnos · **Reply #12 on:** March 30, 2020, 02:55:06 AM

Quote from: ImpracticalDino on March 30, 2020, 02:50:08 AM

Quote from: Anagnos on March 30, 2020, 02:45:52 AM
Have you ever heard the tragic tale of Sharptooth the Dumb? They say he wanted to use the slide... but forgot to check if anyone was in the way. And so, an innocent duckbill lost her life. Tragic.

And that’s the reason why the rest of the alive Gang members agreed on a major consensus to euthanize this mentally retarded Sharptooth.

Is it wrong that actually makes more sense than what they did in the original film? Better than the vague explanation that Littlefoot turned into a minuscule murderer for a while.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #13 on:** March 30, 2020, 02:57:40 AM

Quote from: Anagnos on March 30, 2020, 02:55:06 AM

Quote from: ImpracticalDino on March 30, 2020, 02:50:08 AM
Quote from: Anagnos on March 30, 2020, 02:45:52 AM
Have you ever heard the tragic tale of Sharptooth the Dumb? They say he wanted to use the slide... but forgot to check if anyone was in the way. And so, an innocent duckbill lost her life. Tragic.

And that’s the reason why the rest of the alive Gang members agreed on a major consensus to euthanize this mentally retarded Sharptooth.

Is it wrong that actually makes more sense than what they did in the original film? Better than the vague explanation that Littlefoot turned into a minuscule murderer for a while.

Well, at least he became a murderer for a greater good...right?

I mean...the Great Valley would be in danger if he kept following the Gang.

Hmm...

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #14 on:** March 30, 2020, 02:59:48 AM

Quote from: ImpracticalDino on March 30, 2020, 02:57:40 AM

Quote from: Anagnos on March 30, 2020, 02:55:06 AM
Quote from: ImpracticalDino on March 30, 2020, 02:50:08 AM
Quote from: Anagnos on March 30, 2020, 02:45:52 AM
Have you ever heard the tragic tale of Sharptooth the Dumb? They say he wanted to use the slide... but forgot to check if anyone was in the way. And so, an innocent duckbill lost her life. Tragic.

And that’s the reason why the rest of the alive Gang members agreed on a major consensus to euthanize this mentally retarded Sharptooth.

Is it wrong that actually makes more sense than what they did in the original film? Better than the vague explanation that Littlefoot turned into a minuscule murderer for a while.

Well, at least he became a murderer for a greater good...right?
I mean...the Great Valley would be in danger if he kept following the Gang.

Hmm...

Greater good.. you leaf eaters. All Sharptooth wanted was Momma Longneck Meatball Sub.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #15 on:** March 30, 2020, 03:05:32 AM

Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on March 30, 2020, 02:59:48 AM

Quote from: ImpracticalDino on March 30, 2020, 02:57:40 AM
Quote from: Anagnos on March 30, 2020, 02:55:06 AM
Quote from: ImpracticalDino on March 30, 2020, 02:50:08 AM
Quote from: Anagnos on March 30, 2020, 02:45:52 AM
Have you ever heard the tragic tale of Sharptooth the Dumb? They say he wanted to use the slide... but forgot to check if anyone was in the way. And so, an innocent duckbill lost her life. Tragic.

And that’s the reason why the rest of the alive Gang members agreed on a major consensus to euthanize this mentally retarded Sharptooth.

Is it wrong that actually makes more sense than what they did in the original film? Better than the vague explanation that Littlefoot turned into a minuscule murderer for a while.

Well, at least he became a murderer for a greater good...right?
I mean...the Great Valley would be in danger if he kept following the Gang.

Hmm...

Greater good.. you leaf eaters. All Sharptooth wanted was Momma Longneck Meatball Sub.

Well...it was the Earthshake’s fault tbh that he was separated from his delicious meal. Was it, right?

I’m still gonna say, Sharptooth should’ve targeted those diplodocus instead.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #16 on:** March 30, 2020, 03:07:28 AM

Sharptooth does not error, he recalculates. His ghost haints the Forbidden Poil.

Anagnos · **Reply #17 on:** March 30, 2020, 04:10:03 AM

They must hunt for food. It is a cruel world, but that doesn't make them evil. Sharpteeth have feelings too!

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #18 on:** March 30, 2020, 01:45:53 PM

Ducky teaching Sharptooth how to do the Hokey Pokey near a mountaintop wasn’t the best idea...

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #19 on:** March 30, 2020, 01:47:58 PM

Quote from: Anagnos on March 30, 2020, 04:10:03 AM

They must hunt for food. It is a cruel world, but that doesn't make them evil. Sharpteeth have feelings too!

Amen!

Sharptooth slips and belly flips down the slide.

Ouch!