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LBT Songs Horribly Translated.

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on: January 09, 2021, 08:42:49 PM
I have been watching quite a few bad song translation videos on YouTube recently so I thought it would be fun to translate Land Before Time songs and see what we come up with.

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Reply #1 on: January 09, 2021, 08:57:19 PM
Let's start with If We Hold On Together. This translation isn't that funny but it might get a few chuckles out of you.

No lost yours way
taking every passing daybreak
you are've enter then far
no threw it away
life believing
dreams am of weaving
wonders am waiting to started
life yours story
faith, hope and glorify
held the to truth on yours heart
conditionally to our held in together
myself understand our dreams would do always only death
dreams look us through to forever
where clouds roll by
of you are and myself
souls the on wind
must learned with a method to mend
seek outward that star
held in the to ended
valley, mountain
this is that fountain
washes our tears everyone away
words am swaying
someone is praying
pleasure let us enter home to stay
conditionally to our held in together
myself understand our dreams would do always only death
dreams look us through to forever
where clouds roll by
of you are and myself
what time our am outward this the on dark
our'll dream the around sun
the on dark, our'll the felt lit
warm our hearts, everyone
conditionally to our held in together
myself understand our dreams would do always only death
dreams look us through to forever
to high to souls with able to flown the
clouds roll by
of you are and myself

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Reply #2 on: January 10, 2021, 06:41:45 AM
What exactly is that? Is that Youtube Subtitles from some If We hold On Together song on youtube? :D

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Here's double translation from Google Translator (ENG->RUS->ENG):

Don't go astray
Every day
You have come this far
Do not throw away
Live believing
Dreams for weaving
Miracles are waiting to begin
Live your story
Faith, Hope and Glory
Hold on to the truth in your heart
If we stick together
I know our dreams will never die
Dreams see us forever
Where the clouds are rolling
For you and me
Souls in the wind
Gotta learn to bend
Look for a star
Hold on until the end
Valley, mountain
There is a fountain
Washes away all our tears
Words are swinging
Someone is praying
Please let us come home to stay
If we stick together
I know our dreams will never die
Dreams see us forever
Where clouds roll
For you and me
When we're there in the dark
We will dream of the sun
In the dark we will feel the light
Warm our hearts to everyone
If we stick together
I know our dreams will never die
Dreams see us forever
As high as souls can fly
The clouds are rolling
For you and me

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