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Dumbest time to use an LBT quote?

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When someone tells you how hungry they am, you say
"I wish you would not look at me when you say that!"


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when someone's mom leaves for work and the child said "dont go mother dont go".


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When you're being chastised by your boss for something...

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Wanna do something about it?


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in school a student on the detention list yells "im first i'm always first".


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When you're President of the United States going to war with Iraq

Reporter: "But, Mr President, How can you be so sure there are Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq?"

President: "Some things you see with your eyes, others, you see with your heart."


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Quote from: LettuceBacon&Tomato,Jun 16 2008 on  01:52 PM
When you're President of the United States going to war with Iraq

Reporter: "But, Mr President, How can you be so sure there are Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq?"

President: "Some things you see with your eyes, others, you see with your heart."
LOL! :lol I don't know WHY that made me laugh, but, OMG!  LOL!
"And the Most High said unto Moses, Ahayah-Asher-Ahayah.  And he said, Thus shalt thou say to the children of Israel, Ahayah hath sent me unto you...  This is my name forever, and this is my memorial unto all generations."

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The teacher in a class room full of clowns saying to them "i had it with you little sap suckers".
 Also if someone went up to the teacher in their little brother's room and said "you leave my little brother alone".  :)


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Quote from: LettuceBacon&Tomato,Jun 16 2008 on  03:52 PM
When you're President of the United States going to war with Iraq

Reporter: "But, Mr President, How can you be so sure there are Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq?"

President: "Some things you see with your eyes, others, you see with your heart."
Now THAT made my day! I shall remember that one!  :lol:



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When someone gets their mail and there all bills and they say 'ahhh another one!" :D


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You look into your refrigerator and see there's no food left

"Ichy, I'm hungry!!"



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When your kid is playing with an animal such as a chicken.

"Don't play with your food!"




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When babysitting a bunch of unruly toddlers:

"Oh, cute babies.  I see they have their grown-up teeth."

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When you're playing Ace Combat 6 and own a Strigon squadron pilot.

It's a good thing sharpteeh aren't very smart. :lol  :smile


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When something serious is going on and you just start rambling quotes from LBT, then yeah...I'm sure that's a very dumb time.




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When encountering any kind of carnivorous animal: SHARPTOOTH!


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You're sitting in an airplane, and suddenly breaks out into song.

"Flip, Flap and Fly"


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You are at a zoo and point to a lion saying, "A sharptooth, and he has tickly fuzzies all."


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You're out with several friends and you see a meteor shower, which you point out to them...  

"Look! Flying rocks!"


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Quote from: LettuceBacon&Tomato,Jun 16 2008 on  03:52 PM
When you're President of the United States going to war with Iraq

Reporter: "But, Mr President, How can you be so sure there are Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq?"

President: "Some things you see with your eyes, others, you see with your heart."
Whouldn't it be funny if Bush actually said that?


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When you're shopping in the produce department at the grocery store:

"Mmmm!  Treesweets!"