I have returned. Now these are not my true feelings at all, just my creative yet eccentric ways of saying something that I highly doubt will ever come from these guy's mouths.
Serris- Listen up guys. We don't need to spend an hour coming up with a page of statistics and abilites for every character in an RP. No one really cares about specifics of that magnitude, especially not in some minor fanfiction that few people will ever read. Do you really think that readers will be able to notice a difference in a story if a certain character's attack power was seven instead of six? Those details are completely pointless and don't contribute to a story at all. Just say he or she is weak, medium, or strong, slow, medium, or fast, and finally, what the theme of his or her powers is, like simply saying "water" for instance. Don't spend time working on something that is so trivial. Use your time to work on the story itself, not write out character profiles all day long. After a week of doing that, we'll have a twenty chapter book about character biographies instead of an RP like we were shooting for in the beginning. Come on people.
(Honestly, I love his interesting, detailed work and I don't ever get tired of reading it. He would be great at designing games with his amazing skills in this matter. This was written for humor only, and I honestly don't think this way at all.)
Explorer- The Legend of Zelda series is so lame. I think the name was written by some brainless moron who doesn't understand the concept of the game. You play as the hero named Link who always saves the day, and then there is the princess Zelda that he has to save all the time. So basically, Link does all the work, defeating evil on his own, risking his life everyday, and spends his entire life helping other people. Zelda is some princess with magic that still ends up being captured by someone every time you turn around, and thus has to constantly be rescued. Yet apparently, she's the star of the series, considering it is named as her legend. Apparently, heroics aren't legendary in Hyrule, but instead, fame is based on the amount of times you get kidnapped. Maybe if Zelda was even in all the games, I might understand a little bit. But in The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening and The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Zelda is not focused on in the story whatsoever. How can I like a game that makes damsels in distress the stasr? Like I said, so lame.
(Honestly, I love the Zelda series very much, and I have nothing against it except for some very difficult parts here and there. This was written for humor only, and I honestly don't think this way at all.)
brekclub85- I started a thread called "Which LBT characters do you hate with a passion?" and I'll go first to show you what to do. Pretty much just say the characters' names and why they are a disgrace to the franchise. Here's my two: Chomper and Littlefoot. Oh my gosh, I get so annoyed watching Chomper, especially on the television series. First off, Littlefoot ruined him entirely. Chomper is now an utter pansy. How many times is he going to announce that he doesn't want anyone getting hurt? Sharpteeth were made to fight, but that annoying baby longneck's constant behavior around Chomper has brainwashed him to know peace and nothing else. Yeah, when Chomper left with his parents to the island, they had begun to teach him how to hunt. After contact with that leaf eater that just doesn't know when to lay off the friendliness for just a moment though, we can see in the series that Chomper is doomed to die. Does anyone know how many bees it would take to fill the stomach of a full grown human? He would have to eat for around an hour. So since humans only come up to the knees of full grown sharpteeth, one could chomp down bees the entire day and still not come close to being satisfied. If Chomper continues to call his food friends, he will starve to death some day, no doubt. Chomper may be nice to play with now, but if Littlefoot had cared about Chomper, he wouldn't have disrupted Chomper's thinking pattern to influence such friendliness, considering what Chomper actually is. Littlefoot selfishly wanted to enjoy Chomper, so he ruined his buddy's future in the process. But no, it isn't just Littlefoot here. Chomper is quite as much responsible for his stupidity as Littlefoot. He's a fool for being so easy to influence. It wasn't like he just believed a lie, he lives in one every day: the belief sharpteeth can possibly get along with leaf eaters. That could work at first. The sharptooth could make a flatooth friend, talk for a while, play some games, but when the sharptooth gets hungry, well, it's time for him to find a new friend. Is Chomper so naive to think that the race that eats the other one can grow up together? Riiight. "I know we all eat you guys, but can we please just hang out between our feedings?" Are goats friendly with grass, cats with mice, or humans with hamburgers before they get swallowed? If Chomper had an ounce of a brain, he'd realize that his friendships will only last as long as his stomach is small enough to be supported by buzzers and crawlers, then he'll die. Eager Chomper? No, I think he should be called "The Ignorant Sharptooth," because nothing could possibly describe him more. Can they please bring in a sharptooth that can think on his own so he won't be influenced by everything he sees and hears? How is a character without any logic or common sense that thinks stupid thoughts that could never actually happen going to influence the children who watch him? I rate him an 11/10 on my hate meter. Lovable Littlefoot? How about Thinks About the Present Only so the Future of a Good Friend is Destroyed Littlefoot? Ah, that covers him perfectly. He also gets an 11/10 as far as hatred goes. What a jerk. And this is all you do in this thread! Next poster can go ahead at any time!
(Honestly, Chomper is my favorite character too and I have nothing against him at all. I love the innocent characters the best and they really add that warmest feeling to stories. Littlefoot is wonderful too, making friends with everyone so well. That is nothing but a good thing and he makes the plots go more pleasantly. This entire paragraph was completely fabricated since I just made this up as I went along. This was written for humor only, and I honestly don't think this way at all.)
Now, I have made every attempt possible to avoid offending anyone. I like these three people, as well as their likes and ways of doing things. They are all nice guys with great ideas. My writing here is all completely random nonsense off the top of my head. I only wrote it because I know that these three would never come close to saying these things. If I did offend someone, I'm very sorry about that. I myself ackowledge that I don't feel these ways at all. I just sat down and typed the first untrue thoughts I could imagine. Next time, I could try to tone this down if anybody wants me too. Later.
