Santa (to little boy): You see those people out there?
Boy: Yes.
Santa: Did you know that they're watching you?
Boy: What?
Santa: So what do you want for christmas?
Boy: Now wait! What do you mean they're watching me?
Santa: You're on their screens right now.
Boy: How?
Santa: I don't know. You tell me.
Boy: How am I supposed to know?
Santa: Because you're smarter than I am.
Boy: You really mean it?
Santa: No, I was just leading you on. You're a dumb ***.
Boy: what's a dumb ***?
Santa: Shhhhhh! They're watching!
Boy: Who's watching?
Santa: Everyone but me.
Boy: But arn't you always supposed to be watching?
Santa (mumbling): What a dumb ***

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Wow. I think that was the dumbest caption I've ever came up with.
