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Tex was the last one to step through the portal and smiled as she said "Well...it seems the portal only likes me...I came through with all my clothes on right, and...oh crap."



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Dante smirked, then pointed behind himself with his thumb.  
"Bathroom's back there. Make sure that the door shuts, 'cause sometimes it swings open, and you'd end up giving us quite a view."
He grinned.

Sieg blushed, whispering to Hunter...
"We'll both go fix the problem.  I need to get my pants back on the right way, too."

Dante then walked over to his desk, swinging himself into his chair and asked...
"So. Tex.  What was the 'oh crap' about?"
He said, tossing his jacket onto a nearby coathanger and starting to remove his shirt, so that he could put it back on the right way...


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Hunter smiled and said "Y-yeah...that sounds good Sieg. I'll be sure to keep the door closed...don't worry about that." She then turned to walk to the bathroom and smiled at Tex as she whispered "You got lucky...that we all came through in one piece...don't do that again!"

Tex chuckled and replied "Deal Hunter." She then looked to Dante as he asked his question and said in response "Yeah....apparently when I came through the portal...the energy turned the controller into a bag full of cheeseburgers, french fries, and at least twenty different milkshakes..." She looked up and said "At least five of them are strawberry...if you want one."


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"Right.  Come on then, Miss Hunter..."
Sieg said, heading towards the door that Dante had indicated...
"Strawberry?  Sure thing, Tex.  I'll take one."
Dante said, walking over to Tex, still without his shirt, and grabbed one of the shakes.


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Hunter smiled and walked behind Sieg and entered the bathroom. After letting Sieg in she closed the door tightly and leaned against it. She then blushed and said "Well...should we get started?"

Tex however was having a hard time as well as she felt her face flush with color. She head Dante say he wanted a shake, but she couldn't take her eyes off his chest. 'hand him the shake stupid' her subconscious seemed to scream and it worked.

Tex blinked and still blushing pulled out a strawberry shake and handed it to Dante with a smile.


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Dante smirked at Tex's reaction, but simply accepted the shake, saying...
"Hey thanks, Tex.  I mean it.  And if anybody wants to get some sleep, the rooms are down that hall to the left.  I've got two beds with enough room for two each, and there's the sofa in here.  I can sleep at the desk."  He concluded, checking things off with his fingers...
Sieg, meanwhile, was standing in the bathroom with Hunter, blushing as he asked...
"So...Miss Hunter...Who goes first? You or me?"
He said, an embarrassed grin on his face...


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Hunters entire face felt warm, but she managed to stutter out "W-well...I guess I'll...go first...this bra is killing me." She then reached inside her top and popped the bra strap and sighed as she said "now that's better..." She then blushed as the loose clothing fell to the floor and she blushed when she realized she couldn't reach her backside.

She looked to the floor and asked Dante "C-could...you unbuckle...my pants for me?"

Tex smiled and said "Well, a bed does sound nice, but after all those years in the apartment I've grown fond of sitting up while I sleep..I'll just take the couch."


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Sieg smiled a little as he reached over to Hunter, his fingers deftly undoing the buckle.
"There we are, Miss Hunter.  Um...Could you get that button on the back of my pants, please?  I can't quite reach it..."
He said, smiling sheepishly at Hunter...

Dante, meanwhile, was grinning at Jaina and Jerek, asking...
"So, you two sharing a bed, or sleeping separately?"
Then he turned towards the bathroom door, asking, more to himself than anyone...
"Wonder what's taking them so long?"


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Hunter couldn't help but smile at Sieg's request and she did just as he asked...it was rather quick as she only remembered reaching around his waist and pulling backwards. She smiled and said "Well...that's done...now what?"

Tex walked up next to Dante and whispered "I don't know, but I'd love some more blackmail material on Hunter."



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Dante laughed.  
"Hey, just kidding Jaina. I know you, right?"

Sieg looked at Hunter, as he pulled his pants back on the right way, and he smiled...
"Well, are you ready to go out there again, Miss Hunter?"


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Hunter nodded her head and said "Yep, let's go! I'm getting hungry." Her stomach agrred with her as ti rumbled in response.

Tex said "Well I don't know what those two in there are up to but I'm going to find out!" She then reached for the door handle and yanked the door open and shouted "GOT YOU!"


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Sieg looked up casually, smirking at Tex
"Got us what?"
He laughed...


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Tex groaned and said "Ugh..nothing...You guys hungry? I've got-"

Tex never got to finish that sentence as Hunter all but ran her over and dragging Tex with her over to the couch where she'd left the bag of food. Hunter not bothering to sit down took out three burgers and downed them all in a single bite!

Tex smiled and said to Sieg and Dante "Nothing comes between Hunter and her food."


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Sieg smiled at Tex, nodding.
"Yeah.  I've kind of noticed that.  After all, she was still able to eat during a battle."
He said, laughing slightly...
Dante was, meanwhile sitting at his desk, feet propped up, and enjoying his shake.
"Well, the food's good, after all.  You should really try some, guys."
He said, taking another slurp of his shake...


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Tex smiled and said "Yeah sure..." She walked over to where Hunter sat and said "Now Hunter I would like some food too...and a shake...so I'm only going to say this once...get out of the way."

Hunters response was of course to scream "NO!!! IT'S ALL MINE!!!"

Tex sighed and replied "And you wonder why I never buy you food..."


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Sieg smiled at Hunter, asking...
"You really won't share?  Not even with me?"
He said, sighing faintly...


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At hearing Sieg's question Hunter frowned, then smiled and said "Yes I'll share...on one condition...Dante which bedroom is bigger? Sieg and I have an eating contest to begin!"


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Dante grinned, then said...
"The first door on the left's probably the bigger of the two rooms.  And an eating contest?      This I gotta see!"
He concluded, laughing...

Sieg, meanwhile, was able to stammer...
"A-an eating contest?  Oh boy..."