The Insane Cafe 2: Rise of the Shurlups

Nick22 · **Reply #1780 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:48:33 PM

Stripetail came forward. "Its really quite simple. 'You Sit in a closet with Sparx for one hour. the door will be closed and the hour will start after you go in, and if you open the door at any time to leave the clock will stop and that will be recorded as your time, and that time will be the time Dixie has to beat. Sparx, you may talk about anything, and say anything, there will be a glass of water for you to drink if you get thristy. I will call out how much time has passed at certain intervals. Contestants may not try to hit, bite or eat Sparx, any attempt to do sio will result in immediate disqualification. ' stripetail gestured, and a clock appeared next to the closet door. "Spyro, sparx if you would kindly enter the closet, Spyro you will find there will be a chair for you to sit on.. "

Kor · **Reply #1781 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:55:01 PM

"Ah, a war, that would diffidently do that." Odysseus said.

Nick22 · **Reply #1782 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:59:07 PM

Yes, wars can wipe out an entire people" Merlin nodded. "I've seen how bloody war can be first hand, and bedwyr and others can attest to the toll it exacts.."

Serris · **Reply #1783 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:00:00 AM

Strut and Zachary arrived back at the cafe. Zachary and Strut were both helping carry a crate of grenades, which was placed in the corner where the other ammunition cases were.

Zachary went back into the car and removed 2 cases of rifle ammunition. Strut followed him and returned with a case of shotshells. Both cases of ammunition were placed in the corner where the grenades were. Zachary went back to the car and carried out a small pack of demo charges, which was placed near the grenades.

Strut and Zachary made another trip to the car and removed the gas cans, which were placed in the back of the cafe. Zachary and Strut then made yet another trip and removed a small crate of glass bottles from the car. Strut made the final trip and removed a large bundle of cloth.

"Okay, we've got all the grenades, demo charges, ammo, gasoline and glass bottles we need." Zachary said.

Drake · **Reply #1784 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:01:32 AM

Cynder nodded. "It was a war we almost lost."

"Don't forget squish. No squishing!" Sparx declared.

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"And then some," Kivat commented, looking at the corner full of explosives.

Serris · **Reply #1785 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:03:27 AM

"Now, if you'll excuse me I've got to wash up." Dr. Kerzach said heading to the shower.

"Same here." Rime, Zachary and Dr. Zanasiu said.

"Hey Rime, Zansiu are you two going to shower together?" Deimos said.

"Shut up!" Dr. Zanasiu and Rime shouted simultaneously. While no one was looking Rime kissed Dr. Zanasiu on the cheek.

Nick22 · **Reply #1786 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:03:32 AM

"now dRop them in and blow up that network of tunnels, if you damage the floor in the process, it doesn't matter, since I'm going to be moving the cafe to a new location anyway and a few more holes won't make a big deal' Nick said.

Nick22 · **Reply #1787 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:06:07 AM

Shaggy and Nick went into the offce, followed closely by Lilo, Jummba pleekly, and Angel. Nani and Stitch came next.
"Alright no squishing. Now get in there, you two, and remember Spyro, Sparx can say anything he wants to..'Stripetail said.

Drake · **Reply #1788 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:10:57 AM

"He says anything he wants anyway," Spyro chuckled, heading towards the closet.

Wataru, Taiga, and Nago followed the rest into the room. The three creatures that Wataru had called to help fight had disappeared.

The three watched as Spyro sat down on the chair in the closet and Sparx hovered up next to him.

"I guess the next contest is taking place," Nago said.

Serris · **Reply #1789 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:12:04 AM

"Hey Rime, we'll need to set the demo charges. The grenades aren't powerful enough." Strut said.

"Okay, Rime, Strut, go in and set the charges. Zanasiu, Nick protect them from Shulrups while they're setting the charges." Deimos said.

Rime and Strut both found some backpacks in which they could carry the demo charges and loaded their backpacks with the charges. Dr. Zanasiu loaded his shotgun and stood by the two.

Nick22 · **Reply #1790 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:14:21 AM

Stripetail closed the door and the clock started. "Start tlking Sparx.
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Rhich reminds re' Scooby said, activing his armor. , and opening the wrist compartment. "Re're rhe roney rom Rut. Rhe 505 rou ron"
_ Dixie took the money from him and, activating her armor, put it away. "Thanks Cousin. I had forgotten we won the side-bet" She gave Scooby an affectionate hug, and pulled away.

Nick22 · **Reply #1791 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:17:04 AM

Nick nodded and followed the pelnaida grup back into the dining room. "How long will it take for the charges to go off?' He asked Strut.

Drake · **Reply #1792 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:19:45 AM

"Yay! I get to talk and talk and talk and there's nothing you can do about it," Sparx said from within the closet, loud enough for the people outside to hear.

Cynder sighed and rolled her eyes.

"Do you need any help?" Wataru asked as Nick and the others headed into the dining room.

Nick22 · **Reply #1793 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:22:59 AM

Sure, any help will be appreciated." Nick nodded.
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How much do you want to bet half of what he says will be badmouthing you?' Dixie whispered to Cynder, who rolled her eyes again.

Kor · **Reply #1794 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:23:23 AM

"Aye, far to many wars, some famous, some forgotten 10 years after then ended and few could remember why it was started." ODysseus said.

"Then comes the aftermath." The Tourist said.

Nick22 · **Reply #1795 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:25:36 AM

Disease, pestlence, famine, and sons wanting revenge" Stripetail ticked them all off. The Hubndred Years War lasted so long they forgot what they were fighting for, they just fought because they had always fought.. the war lasted 116 years.."

Drake · **Reply #1796 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:29:18 AM

"Then why didn't they call it the 116 Years War?" Sparx hollared from the closet.

Wataru followed the group performing the demolition into the kitchen.

Nick22 · **Reply #1797 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:32:39 AM

The Hundred Years war sounded better, a nice round number. like 30. there was a thirty years war as well in the 1600s"Stripetail replied. "Aren;'t you supposed to whispering insults to Spyro?"
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Don't worry Cynder, I'll wait until after the hour is up, and the door is opened, and then I'll pounch him smack in the face.. He'll have it coming.."Dixie smiled malaciously..

Kor · **Reply #1798 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:36:43 AM

"Far to many wars." Odysseus said.

"There are few species that are as good at humans are at war." The Tourist said.

"War sounds nasty, I am glad it does not exist in the great valley." Ducky said.

"Me agree. War sound scary." Petrie said.

"It's never a pretty sight." Brooklyn said, who had been sitting and eating some of the pizza and listening.

Drake · **Reply #1799 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:38:01 AM

"Now why would I be insulting him. He's my adopted brother and best bud, right?" Sparx turned to Spyro. The others heard nothing for a few moments before Sparx repeated. "Right?"

"Um... Dixie?" Cynder said. "I'm not sure if that's a good idea..."