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The Insane Cafe 2: Rise of the Shurlups

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"Well, it was nice that he didn't," Sparx said. "Though I would have preferred it to getting the whole chewing out."



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You don't think you deserve the chewing out? Cynder would have tried to make it literal, Sparx, she's already tried to eat you once." Dixie said.
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"5 Minutes" Stripetail said, and he helped himself to some food
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"Magic can be dangerous, I hope the book is well hidden." The tourist said looking over at Brooklyn.

"It is, it's hidden where no one but certain ones of the clan know where it is." Brooklyn said.   "We certainly don't want Demona or Xanathos getting their hands on it."


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(OOC: Nick could you please henceforth refrain from controlling Spyro and/or Cynder?)

"No, I just rather would have received the threat, then the long angry chewing out," Sparx said, actually looking a little ashamed of himself for once.

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Spyro had lain down in a corner of the room. Cynder sat a short distance away, waiting for Spyro to say something. She wondered what Sparx had said to annoy Spyro so much when he’d always ignored the dragonfly’s prior comments.


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(sorry I was just trying to describe what was happening upstairs, from a narrator's point of view. I'll edit that part, if you want)
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 Dixie said nothing, allowing Sparx to stew for a bit.
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(OOC: I thought you both were taking turns doing those 2 characters)

"Hmm," The Tourist said thinking for a moment, "maybe you can plant a fake book that looks like the original but if someone tries to cast a spell from it it'll make their skin bright pink, give them a very high pitched voice for a while ro something like that." The Tourist said.  

"I bet Owen would like that, when he's in his Puck form."  Brooklyn said smiling at the thought.

"Reminds me of a wizard I heard about.  I heard he would make stuff like rings of invisibility, but only the ring would turn invisible, not the wearer, Longbows that gave you exquisite dancing skill while you are holding the bow & make you  dance, lock picks that make you a great opera singer while they are held & make you sing also, an easy chair of super flight, a cheese & chocolate golems, and stuff like that." Odysseus said.

"Sounds like something Puck may have done before." Brooklyn said.


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(Yeah, that's fine.)

Sparx sighed and slid down the wall, sitting on the floor. Dixie wasn't actively threatening him anymore, so he decided to enjoy the period of silence. He had a feeling that as soon as Dixie had won this round, he would be in big trouble.

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"I'm sorry for having ignored all those things Sparx always said about you," spyro finally spoke up. "I should have chewed him out long before this."

"It's okay," Cynder said. "Sparx is kind of easier to ignore than most people because he's just an idiot looking for a laugh. But your sticking up for me is still appreciated."

Spyro smiled a bit.

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Taiga grabbed himself a piece of mutton. His glass of wine sat half-full in front of him. “What’s taking them so long to close off that tunnel? They’re going to miss this feast.”

“We’ll save some for the rest,” Nago said though he too wondered why the rest hadn’t returned yet.


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( No Drake controls them. I made a mistake in trying to provide narration , and made them do things like I was coontrolling them)
Dixie smiled to herself. Her point had been made and her threat recieved. "Do you have a girlfriend Sparx, or are you just not that into the ladies?' She asked.
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"The ladies just aren't into me for some unfathomable reason,” Sparx replied.

“What is this Puck person?” Nago asked.


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Is it vbecause of your biting comments about people?' Dixie said. "I'd think so, given what I know about you. When was the last time you went out with a lady dragonfly, and what was her name?"
"Is he related to Oberon and Titania by any chance?' Merlin said, refering to Puck..
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"Um, well..." Sparx frowned. "Never. There weren't any dragonflies in the swamp where I used to live besides me and my parents."


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"you've.. never' Dixie suddenly began to laugh.  It was a laugh mixed with pity, and a little bit of scorn. "So you've never been with a girl dragonfly, and your only experience with a girl anything has been with Cynder." Dixie looked. "And you haven';t exactly given her any reason to be nice to you.."
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Brooklyn shrugged, "I'm not sure who is parents are.  He use to be the personal servant of Oberon, but he was recently banished to the mortal world, only able to resume his true form when teaching Alex magic, or defending him, otherwise he's stuck in his human form." Brooklyn said.


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He must have done something to really tick Oberon off, probably messed with the humans too much.." Merlin said. "So, Oberon forced him to live like one for awhile..as punishment.."
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Brooklyn nodded, "I think it was at least in part because he helped to defend Alex from him when Oberon wanted to take him since he, Alex that is, is, I guess you'd say a quarterling since Titania is his maternal grandmother." Brooklyn said. Oberon & Titania finally agree to let him stay with his parents and to let Puck teach him magic, when Fox, his mother, blasted him with a magic bolt & Goliath said that was proof he could be taught magic." Brooklyn said.


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"Finally I get  you to find me funny," Sparx rolled his eyes. "Does this mean you won't kill me?"

"It must annoy him to be stuck in such a powerless form," Taiga said.


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I'm not going to kill you" Dixie said, "Just rearrange a few of your teeth and wipe that smug grin off your face.."
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15 minutes" Stripetail called out...
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Quarterling? what's that?" shaggy asked.
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Its the offspring of the offspring of an immortal or magical creatures>' Merlin said. "They have some of their grrandparents powers, but less than thier parents. Eighthlings also exist, but after that generation the power passed down becomes so weak as to be inconsequential.."
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"Similiar to who the child of a human and fangire has some fangire abilities," Taiga said.

Sparx was silent for a moment, trying to decide whether he should follow Stripetail's advice of trying to appease Dixe, or to just give up and accept his fate in which case he would try and get Dixie to lose this round of the contest.


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"Whhat Is a fangire, exactly?' marlin asked. "I've heard of vampires and werewolves and other creatures of the night, but I've never heard of a fangire.. what are they..
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Dixie Sat back in the chair. 25 minutes left to go, that was a long time.. if Sparx tried to get her to lose her cool, it would be a VERY lONG 25 minutes...
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"We're a race somewhat similiar to vampires," Taiga said. "We feed off human life energy though rather than blood and we use that life energy to disguise ourselves as humans and blend in amongst them. Our fangire forms have markings resembling stained glass and resemble an animal of one of four different classes. Reptile, aqua, insect, or beast."