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The Insane Cafe 2: Rise of the Shurlups

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"She's over gathering mithril," Spyro said. "I can go get her though. Where do you plan to go?"

He hoped it was someplace he could come with too. He didn't want to spend anymore time with Sparx either.

"That's how I plan to get married," Sparx quipped. "I'll blackmail her into it."


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The tourist thinks to himself, "Maybe a hat will help them to look less fierce."


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Sure, you and  Scooby can come to.." Dixie nodded. "Sparx, you're persona non grata. If you try to bother us, Cynder will be given full reign to try and eat you... Got it? I'm not buying you a ful course meal so you can continue to pester us and blackmail me..' She thought about where Spyro wanted to go. "We can go for another drive in the car, you guys can fly beside us, as you gfuys are more used to flying that sitting in a car..
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"That sounds fine," Spyro said. His spirits had fallen at the word "car", but they rose again as soon as she suggested flying. "I'll go tell Cynder and Scooby."

"Don't worry, blackmail isn't something I do on a regular basis," Sparx said.

He flew over to Cynder and Scooby. "Dixie plans to go for a drive once she's done with this round of the contest. She said we could come with."

He saw Cynder frown and added. "We can fly along after them."


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Reah, rat rounds rice. Ri'll rive.. Re're roing ro revacuate ranyway, ro re right ras rell ro rout ror rawhile.." Sciooby nodded.
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Well, you're not often in a position to blackmail someone, which is good, because others might not take so kindly to being blackmailed" Dixie said..Blackmail is illegal in our world, you can go to jail for it.."
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"Blackmail sounds bad, it does, it does." Ducky said.  

"Me no do it.  It no sound nice." Petrie said.  

Brooklyn & Odysseus continued to carry out furniture going at an even pace so they hoped they would not get to tired.


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Rackmail? Reah rit's rad. Rit's rhen romeone rinds rout romething .. rersonal arout rou rands , roften  rheatens ro reveal rhat  rinfo, runless rhat rerson roes romething ror rhem. rusually, rhey rave ro ray roney, rots rof roney" scooby said..
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"Well, I'm not from your world," Sparx said. Not that he could get away with blackmail in his own world either though.

"Yeah, that's what I thought," Spyro said.

"We still have to wait for Dixie to beat Spyro's time," Cynder pointed out with a grin.


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Which is 3 minutes and 17 seconds from now" Stripetail said looking at the clock. " and Sparx, blackmail is a capital punishment in my world, they execute you for it.. They cut off your head... I've sentenced blackmailers to death before" Stripetail said a very serious tone..
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"Then they start the punishment I guess." The Tourist said.


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"Thee's already been too much bloodshed , man" shaggy said to Stripetail. "Show him mercy. He may be a pain in the butt, and I know your rules are harsh, but could you cut him a break..?"
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Strut loaded the gas cans into the back of Nani's car.

He returned to the cafe. "Is everything removed?"

"Get a bag and find as much mithril as possible. Mithril is a silvery metal that comes in large fragments." Rime said. He was carrying a garbage bag with a few pieces of mithril in it.

Deimos was carrying what could only be described as a boulder of mithril.

"Hey, where can I put this?" Deimos asked. Even though he was far stronger than a Human he was still showing some signs of fatigue from carrying the heavy rock.

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"And once again, I'm not from or in your world," Sparx said. "Stop making such a big deal of this. I'm not telling anyone so Dixie's happy and I'm getting a big meal so I'm happy."


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Stuff it in the trunk, if you can. That rock is huge, and worth millions.." Nani said.
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Angel and Stitch sat down By Stripetail. "Can you teach us how to work these?" Stitch asked showing him his ring.
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"And once Dixuie decides to reveal that informatio freely, then you can say, yeah, I found out, and got dinner out of it" Stripetail said. 3 minutes to go Dixie. I imagine You'll be wanting out as soon as you pass Spyro's time?
_ "DEfinitely" came the reply.."Ok so neither of us made the full hour, but thats only because Sparx is so annoying.."
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Deimos nodded and staggered out to the car. He managed to get the rock in the trunk.

"I need a break." Deimos said, rubbing his sore arms.

Strut looked in the trunk, the boulder, the ammunition cans, gas cans and crate of glass bottles filled the trunk to capacity. "Nani, the trunk is full. We have enough space to load the firearms, but they'll need to be in the passenger compartment. We also need space for the grenades."

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Castle Droan leaned her massive head over top of Deimos to see what they were doing.

"Yes, I can," Sparx smirked.


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The Tourist looked at Deimos, "Maybe you should sit down and put something on your muscles." he suggested.  "Don't want to get to sore." He said.


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"Put them inside the castle" Nani said Strck by an idea. We can all stay in there, until the dust settles from the demolition.."
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Rhat rexactly rid rou rackmail Rixie rover" Scooby began. "Cousin , once the competition is over, win or lose, I'll tell you. This contest is going the full five , in all likelihood, unless Sparx deliberately tries to provoke into hitting him in the next two minutes, I'm going to win, and tie the match, at 1 win, 1 loss and 1 tie apiece...."
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Doran growled, raising its head away from them. Wataru glanced up at the dragon. "It's okay."

The dragon growled suspicously and then lowered her head, opening her mouth and showing the dark tunnel that led within the castle.

"Come on," Wataru said, stepping into Doran's mouth.

"I'm not going to risk my neck after I just managed to save it," Sparx said.