Oh hey professor! About class, you see I just got this new game- I mean, I feel terrible! Cough, cough, hack! You see I (wheeze) feel really cold all over and I'm sweating really badly and I lost my appetite. I am so miserable. The pain in my gut is killing me. I have to take carafate to coat my stomach before I can eat anything, then I have to use zofran when I feel nausia, and I need prevacid every morning to reduce stomach acid, and the agony keeps me awake so I have to take lunetsa or I'm up all night. Can't I just make up class when I feel better? Maybe three days or so. That will give me plenty of time to level up- I mean, start to feel better. I hope you understand. Will you please put me on sick leave teach?