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Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #20 on:** December 24, 2008, 10:52:51 PM

I can't take credit for the following. I found it anonymously scribbled in a Shakespeare play script

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Ducky: "Now I lay me down to rest, a pile of books upon my chest. If I should die before I wake, that's one less test I'll have to take."

Kor · **Reply #21 on:** December 25, 2008, 12:43:56 AM

Ducky: "I have changed the script so the sharpteeth are dealt with in a very funny manner, I have I have."

Cera (offscreen): "Good, now we have to just sneak it back so no one knows it's been altered."

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #22 on:** December 28, 2008, 06:19:52 PM

Its the Necromonicon ex Mortis! She's going to summon an army of undead warriors to do her bidding!

Serris · **Reply #23 on:** December 28, 2008, 06:36:40 PM

"Only the chosen can defeat The Sharptooth."

OR

That will make for an interesting paleontological discovery.

Explorer · **Reply #24 on:** December 28, 2008, 06:38:13 PM

Ducky: "It says... Wait, I can read?!"

Kor · **Reply #25 on:** December 28, 2008, 07:01:03 PM

Ducky: "It says only the cute children can summon gojira to fight the great evil endangering the Great Valley."

Cera: "Guess that leaves out Hyp and his friends."

Drake · **Reply #26 on:** December 28, 2008, 07:22:16 PM

Ducky: "A D? But I worked so hard on this! I went to the Mysterious Beyond Library for books, interviewed an actual sharptooth... Are you telling me I risked my life for a lousy D?!"

Lillefot · **Reply #27 on:** December 28, 2008, 07:35:14 PM

Ducky: "I can't belive that the Bible doesn't say anything about us! I'm going to rewrite it, yep yep yep!"