Peter Griffin

Spartanguy88 · **on:** December 29, 2008, 10:17:29 PM

CAPTION AWAY

Kor · **Reply #1 on:** December 29, 2008, 10:49:36 PM

Peter: "I'll get it, it's mine, mine."

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #2 on:** December 30, 2008, 01:08:29 AM

Biology instructor: "Now class, here we have some idiot, dumber than a bag of hammers, about to accidentally commit suicide. One more case that proves Darwin's 'Survival of the Fittest' theory to be true."

Kor · **Reply #3 on:** December 30, 2008, 05:33:04 AM

Peter: "Weee, me get ball."

Brian: "He's acting even more childish then the time we went to Dollywood and Peter was involved in that embarrassing accident."

kjeldo · **Reply #4 on:** December 30, 2008, 11:27:16 AM

stewie: that will keep him busy tilll i killed lois,

Drake · **Reply #5 on:** December 30, 2008, 04:11:13 PM

"Here we have the moronus idiocis in pursuit of its favorite prey."

Spartanguy88 · **Reply #6 on:** December 31, 2008, 12:04:27 PM

Peter: Lois, I've finally figured out why the Island on Lost is so freaky.

Lois: You did?

Peter: Yes; after eight straight hours of observations and studying, it's so simple. And that is-*Red ball goes across him*

Peter: Ooh, red ball! *Chases after it*

Lois: ...Thank God, I seriously don't even want to know what his theory was.

Ptyra · **Reply #7 on:** December 31, 2008, 12:12:03 PM

Rat Creature: This creature seems too idiodic to live. Shall we turn him into a quiche?
Other Rat Creature: Again with the quiche!? Don't even bother, something else is bound to get it at this rate
*ball flies into a garbage disposal, Peter follows. The a Garbage Truck comes*
Other Rat Creature: You see what I mean?