(offscreen):
Man 1: There they are! The monsters!
Man 2: Where? Behind these three cute, little fastbiters?
Man 1: They are the fastbiters!
Man 2: Yeah, right. Are you sure you didnt hit yourself in head?
Man 1: They aren't the ordinary little fastbiters! They are the most savege, cruel and merciless saurians you have ever set eyes on!
5 points for the one who guess where I got the idea for this dialogue from.

Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Optimist sees a light in the tunnel. Realist sees the light of coming train. And a driver sees three idiots standing on the track.
"My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today." - Watership Down by Richard Adams.