Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Amaranthine · **on:** January 31, 2009, 02:22:16 PM

This is the very general "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" game. Ask any question that doesn't include LBT.

Why are there so many people in the world that actually like rabbits?

action9000 · **Reply #1 on:** January 31, 2009, 03:39:19 PM

Their ears worked awesome for watching TV back in the day.

Why are so many people happy on warm, sunny days?

Amaranthine · **Reply #2 on:** January 31, 2009, 07:31:04 PM

Because we better get used to being happy around the sun, since Global Warming is at risk at this point.

Why is the sky blue?

Drake · **Reply #3 on:** January 31, 2009, 10:42:04 PM

Because it reflects the ocean.

Why are little kids noisy?

Amaranthine · **Reply #4 on:** February 01, 2009, 12:12:01 AM

Because they feel adults are too quiet.

Why do lions have manes?

DarkWolf91 · **Reply #5 on:** February 01, 2009, 12:15:17 AM

Because their acute sense of style dictates that manes are in fashion.

Why do Redwood trees grow so tall?

Amaranthine · **Reply #6 on:** February 05, 2009, 02:25:22 AM

Because they're cool.

Why is the rap industry so flippn popular in the states?

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #7 on:** March 27, 2009, 11:36:41 PM

'Cuz it's da thang n' ur cool when lookin' pimped out yo, fo' shiso!

Why do folks take a leak on the side of the road? Can't they hold it 'til they reach the next McDonalds?

Myrkin · **Reply #8 on:** March 28, 2009, 09:25:05 AM

Because some people may not like McDonalds?

What is a difference between Coca-Cola and Pepsi?

Amaranthine · **Reply #9 on:** March 28, 2009, 11:43:53 AM

Pepsi commercials had Britney Spears in them and Coca-Cola commerials have the cute animals in them. :^.^: hehe

Would you give me break and give me a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar?

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #10 on:** May 11, 2009, 02:09:33 PM

Sure, as long as nobody lays a finger on my Butterfinger

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Why does junk food have to taste better than healthy food?

Amaranthine · **Reply #11 on:** May 11, 2009, 05:14:28 PM

So the advertisers can REALLY say for a fact that evil sells.

Why are kittens so fluffy?

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #12 on:** May 12, 2009, 02:05:13 PM

They still have not given up auditioning for Snuggle fabric softener advertisements

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Why are cats more proper than dogs?

Amaranthine · **Reply #13 on:** May 13, 2009, 11:03:10 PM

Because they are the big cheese and they know the secret to divine living. xD

Why do dogs bark?

Noname · **Reply #14 on:** May 31, 2009, 04:28:20 AM

Because they can't meow!

If you cut off your own hand and ate it, would you weight the same?

landbeforetimelover · **Reply #15 on:** May 31, 2009, 04:44:07 AM

It depends on how much blood you lost in the process

Why does the moon have so many "holes" in it?

Noname · **Reply #16 on:** May 31, 2009, 04:48:12 AM

Because the air force bombed it way back in WWII to prevent the Nazis from using it as a missile base.

Why do Zebras look so much like horses?

Amaranthine · **Reply #17 on:** July 30, 2009, 01:25:03 PM

Because they are horse wannabes! 8D

Why do cats have whiskers?

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #18 on:** July 30, 2009, 10:47:18 PM

They want to look as ferocious as their lion cousins

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Why are cigarettes kept at the front of a drugstore and prescriptions for the sick and ailing kept all the way in the back?

Noname · **Reply #19 on:** July 30, 2009, 10:50:35 PM

To get people sick so that they can treat them later!

Why do all toasters toast toast?