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Insane Cafe 3: The Curse of the Haunted Hotel

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nice work" stripetail replied " get as far out of range as you can..we'll be waiting for you..
_ We're fine' Nick replied from the bed of the truck , where Bulk and Skull were also huddled " just get us out of here as fast as you can.. We'll hang on to the sides..
_ meanwhile Spyro, Cynder and Tarrax were throwing everything they had at the approaching enemy..  while they had knocked a number of wyverns and missiles out of the sky, Tarrax soon realized they were only delaying the inevitable' Nice work you two.. pull back.. We've done all we can..
- There still may be some of our guys still in the city Cynder replied " we need to hang on a bit longer..
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Cynder I'm exhausted Spyro replied. " I can't keep this up much longer..Tarrax is right, we've knocked down a good number of them,but there's simply too many.. We have to get out of here.. we've done about everything we could.. Now we have to make it to safety ourselves..
Tarrax let forth a fresh volley of flame that caught the group of wyerns and set them on fire, truiggering the explosives they wre carrying.. " Tarrax then turned and headed off towards the west, towards Surf Point.. Cynder and spyro fought a little longer, then followed the elder dragon.
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Keep going,  don't worry about them' said the leader of the convoy to the other pilots. We have our orders and are under a very strict deadline, we don't have time to chase them down, we must take Neptune City, the mage is going to be heading there in a few days, and we would like to present the city to him.."
Stitch headed out after the Mako Truck.. the Digimon who could fly were carrying thier partners with them.. Joe and Gommamon were tending to Matt, in the back of Shaggys SUV.
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Work on it outside" briggins replied "We'll need a lot of that stuff, and in short order. get to work on it..
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"What can we do?" Guilmon asked.

"I'm not sure right now.  It may help if we knew what the other folks were doing." Jason said, looking at some of what the area around where they were in a more tactical view.


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The squadron arrived at Neptune City. Suddenly, thousands upon thousands of pounds of bombs began to fall.

Massive explosions blossomed across the city, sillouhetted against the setting sun over the ocean.

The Sang-Heili base was hit the hardest. Its runways and buildings were reduced to twisted mounds of rubble.

Fires, caused by the incendiary bombs and fueled by flammable debris and broken gas lines, began to rage across the city.  

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The truck pulled into the Fort Inglorious (as Deimos had christened the fortified Inglorious Hotel) and disgorged its cargo of passengers.

The APC carrying Dr. Zanasiu and some Sang-Heili soldiers was the next to arrive. They ran into the hotel to grab dinner.

Several technicians drove the truck into a nearby garage for repairs and refueling.

Several anti-air vehicles and robotic guards placed atop fortified towers protected the compound.

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Mr. Bigmouth nodded and saluted Briggins. He winced as his injuries were starting to act up.

A waiter handed him a glass of essential water, which he quickly drank.

"Stripetail," Mr. Bigmouth said. If you have a distillation apparatus, may I use it?"

"Mr. Bigmouth, I will take some volunteers to search for the bloodroot," Ms. Swimmer said, finishing off her fruit salad.

"Thank you."

Mr. Bigmouth then hobbled up to his room to fetch his protective amulet and bandolier.  

Meanwhile, Ms. Swimmer assembled a foraging party of thirty volunteers to search for bloodroot.

She then led the group out of the dining room into the portal.

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Stripetail  frowned " A Distiller.. Hmm.. lets see of I have one.. lets see' he reached inside his robes and started pulling out various objects.. " No.. dosen't look like it.. ah.. here..' Stripetail said triumphjantly as he pulled out a small metal device. ' I normally use this on my mahgic potions but it should work on seperatng the bloodroot.." he said handing it to Deimos.
_ Scooby pulled in the Parking lot and stopped. the hotel was now surrounded by thick walls guards, both of the metal and spirit variety.
Just keep going..Dixie whispered.
 Stitch was next to enter a few minutes later. ' Wow Nani shook her head " they've really fortified the place.. lets get some dinner in us guys and rest..
 Scooby Dixie and Tiger entered ' ARat reast re're rarive" scooby said ' Yeah, but we lost the city" tiger grumbled.  "Tiger there was nothing more we could do" tigeress said coming in behind them. " They brought in reinforcements, and we wouldn't have stood a chance if we had stayed..
- I don't accept losing" tiger replied
- Calm down Tiger" agumon said coming up to them. " this is just a set back.. we'll retake the city.." after its been completely flattened, goody' Tiger said bitingly..
 come on guys, lets stop arguing and get something to eat..
- The Calico had sailed back to the Surf Point harbor , guarded by a pair of small boats that had been quickly made by the remnants of the SPVDF.
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Deimos took the distiller. "I'll go wash it out while Mr. Bigmouth goes foraging for the bloodroot," he said, heading to the bathroom.

Haresh came out of the kitchen to greet the newcomers. He was wearing his characteristic chef's outfit but the armor vest he was wearing was still plainly visible underneath. "Dinner tonight will be broiled Great Valley fish with Great Valley herbs, steamed treestar-asparagus-spinach medley with garlic and extra-virgin olive oil, sashmi and some vegan curry. Seasoned marinara sauce pasta is also an option as well. Dessert will be Great Valley fruit tart," he said.

"Thank you," Zachary said entering the dining room. He sat at a large table with Rime, Deimos, Dirk, Al, Kurt, Clive, Dr. Kerzach and Jose. Everyone's weapons were propped against a wall. He placed his own (empty) grenade launcher and assault rifle in the same area. Ceela and her troops had their bows and quivers there as well. The Great Valley dinosaurs had their weapons there as well.

There were also many children,. many of whom were eating the pasta. Most of them had placed their weapons aside but those who carried pistols in hip holsters were allowed to keep them.

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Ms. Swimmer and her volunteers entered the Great Valley near the Thundering Falls Lake. Several refugees were either swimming in the lake or washing their clothes in it. Several more refugees were gathering water from the main river or seafood from the water. Several more were watching assorted martial demonstrations (archery, sparring, mounted combat, etc.) by the Great Valley dinosaurs. She met up with Grandpa Longneck.

"Ms. Swimmer," he began solemnly.

Ms. Swimmer gulped; that tone of voice heralded bad news.

"What?" she asked.

"We have lost several hundred refugees right. The area they were camping in was subject to a rock-fall. We're trying to dig them out. Also, the refugees are disobeying us and spreading out into the Mysterious Beyond, despite our explicit orders to stay within the Great Valley. Usually they are killed by marauders."

"Food supplies?"

"We have more than enough. The treestars are in season right now. Also, while we do not condone it, we are willing to overlook the fact that some of our refugees are eating marauding dinosaurs who ignored our warnings to turn back and were killed by our guards."

Ms. Swimmer and the other volunteers grimaced.

"War is ugly. We lived through one war doing that to sustain our sharpteeth allies. We will live through this war. Even though most of us are not directly fighting, it still affects us," Grandpa Longneck said. "In any case, I have received word of your orders. The bloodroot plant fields are near Bigmouth's grove."

Ms. Swimmer saluted him. She had picked up the gesture from Mr. Bigmouth, who in turn picked it up from Deimos.

The group headed in the direction they were indicated to.

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Spyro Cynder and Tarrax landed outside the hotel, the younger dragons were completeky exhausted. they deactivated thier armor and slowly dragged themselvs into the hotel. Spyro collaspsed into a seat in the dining room. " We tried everything we could" he began , looking at Stripetail " No need to apologize, Spyro. i was not expecting you to hold the attack off by yourselves, all i wanted was for the three of you to buy the rest of us enough time to get away, which you did. Now go upstairs and rest, you both need it. Our next move is to retake the towns north of the here that Chong and Dragonstorm controls, but that will be in a day or so.. We need to rest and prepare for that advance in the meabtime, i'm going to the great Valley to check on the refugees.. I may bring them back to the hotel, if I feel it necessary.."
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Odysseus and the rest continued to rest and relax a bit at eat some of the food and drink.  More of a snack sort of thing then a real meal.

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"Maybe we should have a wild party once this is all over." Huba (dyna black) said.  

"I have the hair for it. So no need to go to the hairdresser.  Or use Doctor Ho's do it yourself hairdresser invention." Slogin (dynapink) said.

"When dr Ho asked me to try that, it left my hair purple colored and parts of it in different styles and lengths of hair." Franky (Dyna blue) said.  

"Funny, Dr Ho told me you were just going through a punk rock faze." Huba said.



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Two waiters passed out glasses of essential water to Spyro and Cynder.

"What would you like?" A Peregrine Falcon waiter asked.

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Mr. Bigmouth and his group of volunteers - all clad in protective gear - had appropriated a corner of the compound for use in manufacturing bloodroot poison.

Deimos carried out the distiller to them.

Mr. Bigmouth was busy making an improvised hammer mill using materials that he had and his team had scavenged from from the surrounding area.

Mr. Bigmouth was busy welding the rectangular steel blades (cut out by crew from scrap metal they had scavenged) onto a large axle (a truck axle that was cut down to size).

"Mr. Bigmouth!" Deimos shouted over the cacophony of construction.

Mr. Bigmouth turned off his torch, flipped up the welding mask and looked at Deimos. "Ah, the distiller. I need this for a test. It is too small for the production we're looking at," he said.

Deimos swore and placed the distiller by the materials. He went back to the hotel.

The bloodroot shredder was taking shape. A long conveyor belt (taken from a supermarket and guarded by metal plates to keep the bloodroot from falling off) led into a metal hopper (made by hand). Underneath that was the casing where where the hammer mechanism that Mr. Bigmouth was working on would go. Underneath the hammer shaft was a perforated screen (made by welding together drain grates scavenged from the home improvement store).  Below that was what appeared to be a conveyor belt A diesel engine taken from a wrecked 18-wheeler lay by the end of the conveyor belt that was to convey the shredded bloodroot to the solvent tank.

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Stripetail entered the portal to the great valley and soon headed over to Grandpa Longneck. " good news on the war front. we've secured the area around the hotel, so it is safe for the refugees to return to the hotel.. ' Stripetail glanced around " where is the refugee camp? i'm not seeing it?
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Just give us the special of the day' Cynder said.
 bulk and Skull hurried up to thier room to change
 tai Agumon and Agumina headed up as well to rest.
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"The refugees are moving further and further out. Some have entered the Mysterious Beyond and were killed by marauders. Right now, an entire refugee camp was buried under a rock-fall. They had ignored my explicit orders to stay away from that area. We are trying to dig them out," Grandpa Longneck said.

Ms. Swimmer's squad passed by with a full load of bloodroot plants. They then stepped through the portal.

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Two waiters handed Cynder and Spyro the broiled fish and a small salad.

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Mr. Bigmouth had finished up welding the hammer axle. With the help of several soldiers present, he hoisted it into the assembly and bolted it into place.

He then turned off his torch and went inside to get a drink.

The two conveyor belts had been hooked up to electric motors (connected to a backup diesel generator appropriated from the local school)and the extraction tank was nearly complete. Several 55 gallon drums of solvent were rolled up to the area. Another group was working on fuel tanks for the engine that would power the shredder and the generator.

All that was left was to make a test distillation and then make the distiller and storage container.

An incinerator for the spent pulp was being constructed out of some

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Lead me to the rockfall, and gather up the others. we're heading back to the hotel" Stripetail replied. He frowned as he began to walk alongside Grandpa Longneck. " By the end of today, all the refugees will have returned through the portal, well all that weren't killed or eaten. They have not followed your instructions or orders,  and have abused your hospitality,this world is not theirs, but yours after all. You did not have to give them sanctuary here, but you did, and I apologize for their behavior. ' Stripetail's face showed his displeasure " How many of the refugees are conformed dead? and how many are still trapped under the rockfall?'
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Tarrax took a seat at a table and  waved off a glass of water from the waitstaff " Thank you, but all I need is some time to rest.
_ Dixie and Scooby deactivated thier armor and took a couple of seats at the table
 Time to rest for a bit and we're back at it again tomorrow.." DIxie said, straightening out some ruffles in her dress. "Rere's rot ruch reft rof rhat rity, Ri ret" scooby said greedily drinking some water.
'Probably not " dixie agreed as a ghost waiter handed them a couple of menus.
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Sara walked in and went over to sit down next to Tarrax.  "How are you doing dear?" She asked him.


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"There is no need to apologize. Most of the refugees were well behaved. The ones who weren't usually learned from their mistakes," Grandpa Longneck said calmly as he walked towards the disaster area.

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Mr. Bigmouth had installed the hammer axle and bolted the entire shredder assembly shut. Several of the workers also attached spare armor plate to the shredder in case the hammers broke off.

He took off his safety glasses and headed inside to get a drink.

A chain link cage (made from demolished chain link fences) surrounded the diesel engine that powered the shredder and the heavy chain that linked it to the engine. The two fuel tanks were finished and the generator was undergoing some final checks.

The incinerator was also finished.

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Ms. Swimmer entered the Inglorious Hotel with her corps of volunteers. They had harvested at least a hundred pounds of bloodroot.

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Blitz is entertaining the kids at first by doing some poses to show himself off.

Exile is making small ice sculptures for the kids, one for each kid.


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many of those did it the hard, permanent way' Stripetail remarked as they came upon a group of dinosaurs franticly digging away at a large pile of rocks. Cries and whimpers could be heard as the two approached. " lets hend them a paw" Stripetail said walking up slowly to a nearby rock ' Levitus! he commanded, his staff glowed and the rock was slowly lifted into the air-it was a heavy and very large boulder, revealing a small bison, a human and a wolf in the expanse below. all of them were covered in blood, and appeared to have at least a couple things broken, like an arm or a wrist.
- A few Fastbiters rushed in and dragged the survivors out. Stripetail gestured again and slowly moved the boulder in the air until he let it drop into a nearby stream, where it made a large splash and sent cold water out onto some nearby dinosaurs.
 Over the next three hours Stripetail repeated the levitus spell over and over, lifting the rocks into the air and holding them there  with his magic long enough for the FastBiters to retrieve the victims trapped underneath. In all, they pulled one hundred and eighteen victims, humans, wolves, Bison and myriad others, out of the rocks. there were also a good number of dead, which were retrieved and moved for burning. the more seriously injured were brought to the hotel for treatment. those that were less injured were told to grab their things from the camp and head back through the portal to the hotel. Stripetail leaned on his staff for a few minutes, resting after the exertion of lifting so many heavy objects. ' Thank you for all your assistance Mr Longneck" He nodded at Grandpa. " This is a beautiful place, and it is very peaceful here, if a bit on the toasty side. he smirked slightly. "if your scouts find any of the refugees who have left the valley please have them escort them back though the portal. Now i must head back, its almost time for dinner at the hotel, and I'll need a good meal to recuperate after alll my heavy lifting. not as young as I used to be"
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 Briggins nodded to mS Swimmer as she and her hgroup entered with the bloodroot.
 I see you've got a lot of that stuff. Tell me, how much of it did you make? the manager asked.
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"If we're all rested let's go and help plan for the defense and the attack." Odysseus said to the others with him.

"I'm ready." Brooklyn said.

"May as well go now instead of later." Moran said getting up from where he was.


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are you alright dear" Tarrax asked as Sara say\t by him.. "I'm a bit tiured after fighting in Neptune City but some time with you will be just what the dragon-doictor ordered. He smiled taking her claw in his
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"I'm ok." Sara says smiling as he takes her claw into his, "a little tired since they had me helping to make structures."  She said.


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you did a good job' Tarrax nodded' This place feels like a castle on Dragomalin now. Whats for dinner?
_ Nicvde work boys' Colleen said appreciateively..
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"Mr. Bigmouth is working on the processing equipment," Ms. Swimmer said.

She then headed out of the hotel and to the back.

She was stopped by a guard who warned her that she could not enter the area without safety equipment.

Mr. Bigmouth arrived seconds later, he had a partially empty beer can and was wearing a set of safety glasses. "Ah,  Ms. Swimmer, just place the bloodroot here and go have dinner," he said.

Ms. Swimmer left the bloodroot by him and led her team inside to have dinner.

As soon as he spoke, several streetlamps (salvaged and repaired by his team turned on, bathing the area in a blue white light).

He then took one of the bloodroot plants, which was covered in dirt. He peeled off the skin and ground it up in a mortar and pestle that came with the distillation kit.

He added the mash along with some solvent to the distiller and ran it, constantly stirring it. After about 20 minutes, he ran the mixture through the distiller, yielding a miniscule amount of dark red oil. He then carefully scooped out the spent mash and tossed it into the incinerator.

He then wrote down some notes in the notebook which lay next to him. "Men," he said, "We need to add a heater to the solvent tank. And we need to make the distiller and storage tank for the concentrated extract as well as recirculating system for the solvent. Get to it!"

The men saluted and got into a nearby 6x6 military truck and headed towards the front gate to scavenge for some raw materials that Haresh and Setsuna magically modify into the needed materials.

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"You are welcome," Grandpa Longneck said. "The creatures of the other world are welcome to come back any time. In fact, there is an archery tournament going on tonight. Also, have your troops received the latest delivery of weapons?"

"And I'm in it!" a Fast Runner exclaimed. A bow was draped over his shoulder and he had a quiver of arrows draped over his other shoulder.

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Deimos was in the foyer, entertaining the guests with dirty humor - much of it learned from his days as a Pelvanida guard but he learned quite a bit from the Cobalt soldiers and the Sang-Heili guards as well.

Rime whistled and drank some beer as Deimos told yet another dirty joke.

Captain Gatara belched as she drained another beer bottle.

Several of the guests were children not older than thirteen - not that Deimos cared.

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