The "Crazy LBT Pairing Game!"

Belmont2500 · **Reply #260 on:** December 28, 2009, 04:11:40 PM

that would be...wierd

how about this....

Doc x Chomper's Mother.

Noname · **Reply #261 on:** December 28, 2009, 04:12:55 PM

Doc mates her... then KILLS her! :blink:

Mr. Clubtail x Tippy's mom.

Ptyra · **Reply #262 on:** December 28, 2009, 04:13:14 PM

That's a little...woah....
RinkusX...
hm...

RinkusXDil

Noname · **Reply #263 on:** December 28, 2009, 04:16:30 PM

Why are we getting the smaller males to the females?

Dil: This had better be good!

Rinkus: It sure will be!

Dil: Well, the last male who mated with me was longer down there than your whole body is, so I find that hard to believe.

Rinkus: Why did you agree to this, then?

Dil: I want you to tire yourself out before I eat you!

Rinkus: :blink:

Tria x Ducky's father, wherever he is.

Ptyra · **Reply #264 on:** December 28, 2009, 04:19:07 PM

That might be why Ducky's mom ran off to Pterano...

RubyXSierra

Noname · **Reply #265 on:** December 28, 2009, 04:23:13 PM

She wouldn't like him very much.

How about Dil x Chomper's father.

Dil: Finally, a REAL male! It's so... big...

Ptyra · **Reply #266 on:** December 28, 2009, 04:24:54 PM

Eventually, it doesn't end well.

GuidoXOne of Petrie's sisters

Noname · **Reply #267 on:** December 28, 2009, 04:27:36 PM

Petrie's mother: Hey kids, what're you... OMFG!!!

Guido: It isn't what it looks like, honest!

Sister: (feeling good) Keep... going!

:blink:

Chomper's mom x Redclaw, her mate, and original sharptooth.

Ptyra · **Reply #268 on:** December 28, 2009, 04:29:08 PM

EVERYBODY, RUN!!!

SwooperXDil
*snort* One poor-of-seeing person to another.

Noname · **Reply #269 on:** December 28, 2009, 04:30:45 PM

They'd try to start, but because they can't see well...

Swooper: I think I found it. Hold on...

Dil: WRONG HOLE!!

:blink:

How about Ali's mother x Littlefoot's grandfather?

Ptyra · **Reply #270 on:** December 28, 2009, 04:32:29 PM

INCEST! INSEST! IT'S LIKE OEDIPUS BUT DIFFERENT! *runs screaming*

TriciaXGuido.

Belmont2500 · **Reply #271 on:** December 28, 2009, 04:34:27 PM

Guido's too old for Tricia, but if they mated it would be odd.

Littlefoot's mother x Rooter :blink:

Ptyra · **Reply #272 on:** December 28, 2009, 04:36:45 PM

Littlefoot: WTF?!

PetrieXOne of Ducky's sisters
Jeez...and since I just did his Uncle with Ducky's Mom, then that would make them step-cousins...

Noname · **Reply #273 on:** December 28, 2009, 04:37:59 PM

Petrie might do it well...

Petrie: How this feel?

Ducky's sister: OMG it's (censored) good!

How about Saro x Ali's mom?

Ptyra · **Reply #274 on:** December 28, 2009, 04:40:00 PM

Grandpa Longneck would not be too happy.

Um...

OzzyXPterano.

Belmont2500 · **Reply #275 on:** December 28, 2009, 04:41:35 PM

now that is just wierd.

Grandma Longneck x Bron.

Noname · **Reply #276 on:** December 28, 2009, 04:41:35 PM

Pterano would be banned for life!

Ducky's mother x Chomper's father.

Chomper's father: So, what makes you come to a sharptooth for mating?

Ducky's mom: I want so see what a really big male feels like in me.

Chomper's father: :blink:

Ptyra · **Reply #277 on:** December 28, 2009, 04:44:35 PM

Geez, how many step-fathers does Ducky have by now?!

DuckyXSkip

Belmont2500 · **Reply #278 on:** December 28, 2009, 04:44:54 PM

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I don't know what to say.

Ms.Maia x Ducky's Father.

Ptyra · **Reply #279 on:** December 28, 2009, 04:46:16 PM

How many step-MOTHERS does Ducky have now!?

DuckyXSkip