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Rooter: AHH! My secret is revealed!

Petrie: How high can you fly?


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Petrie: A bit lower than...air planes...

Doc, is the title of "lone dinosaur" like the title of "Dread Pirate Roberts?"


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Doc: It's really more of a descriptive title, I'm the lone dinosaur! I have no companions! I go from place to place, fixing ills, beating sharpteeth, and -

Clara: Doc! Dinnertime!

Doc: Coming, dear!

Tria: Could you have beaten those sharpteeth that attacked the valley during the tinysaurus incident?


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Tria: Of course I could have! Eventually, they would learn not to mess with ANY threehorn after meeting with my horns!

Cera and Guido, do you try to teach Tricia to talk in sentences when you babysit her?


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Both: We try, but we never succeed.

Tricia: Poltergeists are the most common form of spontaneous ectoplasmic manifestations.

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Topsy, were you surprised that Tria only laid one egg when your last mate laid several?


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Topsy: Not really. I AM getting old...and so is she. And as we age we have less eggs.

Pterano, while the Mysterious Beyond is a pretty dreary place, have you witnessed anything funny happen...or have you been a first hand witness?


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(Topsy says he's getting older, but Tria looks rather young.)

Pterano: I've seen a LOT of things, but I wouldn't call them "funny." More like "tragic" and "horrible."

Bron: When your mate was mortally wounded by a sharptooth, she didn't let out a scream, but when one bit your leg without any permanent damage, you screamed loud enough to wake the Great Valley. What gives?


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Bron: She was known to tolerate pain more than most, so it's not surprising with her.  For me, completely normal there.  That bite really hurt.

Littlefoot's Mother, what is it like in the afterlife?


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Littlefoot's Mother: Only those who have already passed on know, and those who live cannot comprehend it. It's good.  

Littlefoot's Grandfather: Did you get mad at Bron for leaving your pregnant daughter?


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GL: Only slightly, however, Bron was leaving for a good reason.

Petrie, if you have any other uncles (and aunts), do you know them?


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Petrie: Me know a few aunts, but me have only one uncle!

Ali: Are you really Littlefoot's cousin?


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Ali: We're not cousins-cousins. His mom's not my aunt...or Bron's not my Uncle or however that works. When we say "cousin", we say we are the exact same kind of Longneck. Littlefoot and Shorty wouldn't be called "cousins" because they're different kinds of Longneck. We say "cousin" to refer to a herd of the same species.

Pterano, what was YOUR uncle like?


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Pterano: I never knew my uncle. He was killed by a sharptooth, or so I've heard.

Ducky's Mother: Your daughter, Ducky, mentioned she had an aunt once. Is this a sister of yours?


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Ducky's Mom: Well you see, the aunt Ducky was reffering to was actually the sister of my mate.

Ali, why did you believe Rhett's lies so easily?


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Ali: Well, it wasn't that hard for me, Littlefoot, and his friends to beat that bellydragger and sharpbeak in the Land of Mists, and they're not even farwalkers. I thought that since Rhett's traveled all over the place, he must know even more about how to fighting sharpteeth. And the Old One's really strict about everyone in the herd telling the truth, so I've never really been lied to before. I guess I've gotten to be pretty gullible because of that. :oops

Mo, do you prefer being in fresh water or the Big Water?



Pronounced "pan-JEE-uh". Spelled with three A's. Represented by a Lystrosaurus.


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Mo: Mo love BIIIIIIIG WATER! Because that where Mo's family is!

Littlefoot, it's time to fess up, man: do you have a crush on any of the girls?


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Littlefoot: Just Ali. Cera and Ducky are just my friends...they're like my sisters.

*covers eyes and spins in a circle*

ICKY AND DIL!!! How the HECK do you two complain about each other, and yet you still work together?


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Icky: Well it's not like I like working with that ugly bag of scales. I really don't have much of a choice! Look at me! Those Sharpteeth could eat me in three bites! Besides, Dil couldn't even catch a cold, let alone food!

Dil: What did you say about me?!

Icky: Uh-oh!

*Dil chases after Icky with him screaming in the background*

Littlefoot's Mother: How did all of your other eggs break except for Littlefoot's?


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Littlefoot's Mother: The same way I almost lost Littlefoot.  Those Egg-Eaters are pretty vicious.  Couldn't risk losing my last child the same way.

Ruby, you have unintentionally become a sex symbol on this forum.  How do you feel about that, personally?

(And don't deny it, people!  Your captions say it all for her!)


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Ruby: It is very embarrassing. I cannot help the way I pose. I'm animated that way.
(Jessica Rabbit, much :lol ?)

Pterano, have you ever had to fill in as a "father role" for orphans in the Mysterious Beyond? Or at least have you looked after them until you found their herd or a new family?